wear it with Jeans

[Nuzzolese]

I have this friend, Dawn, and she's my coworker and she's really nice but I have to be careful expressing opinions on things around her because we really disagree most of the time. Like movies, music, politics, food, cars, fashion...

Anyway she's one of those "wear it with jeans" girls. No matter what you're wearing you can wear it with jeans. Fancy silk shirt, satin stilettos, diamond tiara, lingerie..."And you can wear it with jeans!"

We don't have casual Friday but on the last Friday of the month we have DENIM DAY, Dawn implemented, which means you can wear jeans if you donate $5 to the childrens hospital.

I don't like jeans. I have one stretchy pair I got at someplace like Pacific Sunwear, that's more like a pair of heavy canvas pants than jeans and I have corduroys, lots of 'em. But jeans I don't do. It is almost impossible for me to find a pair of jeans that looks good on me AND doesn't make me feel like my hips and thighs are in an iron lung.

And I really don't like the whole WEAR IT WITH JEANS trend that extends to things that would otherwise be seen as evening style. It's like, in theory you take something fancy and wear it with jeans so it's casual. It's not for me. Jeans are not evening wear unless maybe you have to ride a horse to the party.

Jeans. They don't look good. They don't feel good. Not on me. Other people look great in them, sometimes. I don't have a jeans body.

What brand do you wear?

[jackrock]

Mavi's

[monkey]

seven's are nice on the booty.
abercrombie's are REALLY nice on the booty and the thighs.
dkny's premiums are really nice on the hips/thighs/legs.

[na§tee]

We don't have casual Friday but on the last Friday of the month we have DENIM DAY..

Jeans are not evening wear unless maybe you have to ride a horse to the party.

Jeans. They don't look good. They don't feel good. Not on me. Other people look great in them, sometimes. I don't have a jeans body.
this is hilarious! haha.
i agree with the jeans body thing. i haven't worn a pair of jeans this millenium. true story! i don't even try to shop for them anymore, because the experience of getting undressed and then trying on jeans which don't fit and look horrible infront of mirrors is quite horrible. they don't make them for tall girls with asses, man. jesus. and denim is so heavy and nasty, anyway.

infact, i don't even wear anything remotely trouser-ish anymore. tailored skirts and dresses all the way!

[fraserallison]

depends how fat you are

[ET]

I think it's a little sad that half of my blue jeans came from Aeropostale. :o It's so easy to find great fits in the guy's section. And not that I'm a fashionista or anything but the darker pairs of jeans seem to be more appropriate at parties. The lighter the jeans the more hillbilly you come off as. I do have a brown pair of corduroys though. They're only doable during the winter months, unfortunately. I must say that corduroys make a woman's behind look 50% more fondleable.

[Bob]

^yeah, light jeans suck. all mine are too light, i look ridiculous in 'em

i've been meaning to buy new jeans. i don't wear them because none of the ones i own are comfortable. they're too tight and the pockets are too damn small.

i need a good pair of comfortable jeans with reasonably sized pockets (able to carry walllet, cash, keys, cell phone, maybe an MP3 player without scraping your hands trying to reach in). really annoying. i dunno what all the styles are though. loose fit, relaxed fit, 501's, boot cut, it's all greek to me

[mickill]

Who doesn't wear jeans, you alien?

Maybe this (http://magazines.ivillage.com/marieclaire/fashion/figure/articles/0,,434719_641483,00.html) can help you.

I be rockin Diesel and Levi's mostly.

[milleson]

Guy jeans from Target (I think they're Mossimo). Because girly jeans expose too much of my ass.

[fraserallison]

armani for me

[bigblu89]

I wear jeans to work every day.

[Bob]

i like to wear assless chaps on casual fridays

[fraserallison]

what do you do?

[Nuzzolese]

Guys usually look good in jeans because they don't have hips. I have one of the most awesome butts on earth, seriously, and jeans usually just do something weird to it like make it look flat or wide or as if my back is dragging its feet. Back pocket placement is really important. Have you ever noticed how a lot of jeans that fit in the butt have back pockets that are more on the backs of your thighs?

[bigblu89]

what do you do?

Not sure if this was aimed at me or the guy that wears assless chaps, but I work in the accounting department for a Magazine publishing company.

We just have a very liberal "business casual" dress code.

[Nuzzolese]

Bob works at American Apparel.

[HEIRESS]

I havent worn jeans since the 7th grade

when I was 20 I bought a pair and then never wore them

my bum and thighs were made to be sheathed in corduroy
and all my friends agree

[Bob]

i'm on the cutting edge of fashion. i'm always cutting the edges off my clothing. i cut my pants short and call them shpornts

[ET]

Have you ever noticed how a lot of jeans that fit in the butt have back pockets that are more on the backs of your thighs?

Pocketless jeans really enhance the ass. (http://img17.exs.cx/img17/8320/21032004121000015dm.th.jpg):cool:

[Nuzzolese]

Who doesn't wear jeans, you alien?

Maybe this (http://magazines.ivillage.com/marieclaire/fashion/figure/articles/0,,434719_641483,00.html) can help you.

I be rockin Diesel and Levi's mostly.


From that site.
"Minimize Wide Hips
Pockets that sit at the hips add extra girth.
Curved side seams slim hips and thighs.
Width at the ankles makes hips look narrower in comparison."

What kind of pockets on jeans don't sit at the hips? And the last one is misleading. Flares and bellbottoms make hips look wider because they create an hourglass shape going from your ankles to your hips. Bootlegs are most flattering.

[Nuzzolese]

shpornts

godblessyou

[cosmo105]

i have this great pair i got at UO. the skinny jeans. those actually look really great with my body shape. it's hard for me to find jeans that look right on me. they were the most i've ever spend on jeans. before that i had two pairs of some mossimo crap i got at target, and they were perfect. but i've been losing weight this hole year, so all of those are loose on me now. looks like it's time for some forever 21 therapy. :cool:

[HEIRESS]

Id rather die than wear bootleg cut pants of any sort

FOREVER 21!! <3333333

[cosmo105]

oh sweet christ, flares look terrible on me. i never thought i had big hips until i tried on some flares. how the fuck do chicks wear those?!

[Nuzzolese]

Of course they're are more tailored jeans that are crisp and fit like trousers but if you're going for that look, why not just get trousers and have something to wear on Mondays?

[mickill]

From that site.
"Minimize Wide Hips
Pockets that sit at the hips add extra girth.
Curved side seams slim hips and thighs.
Width at the ankles makes hips look narrower in comparison."

What kind of pockets on jeans don't sit at the hips? And the last one is misleading. Flares and bellbottoms make hips look wider because they create an hourglass shape going from your ankles to your hips. Bootlegs are most flattering.
Well, there are jeans where the pockets sit closer to the crack than the hips.

[HEIRESS]

I love my wide hips, its my big ole ghetto thighs that need nothing but wide leg pantalons

[fraserallison]

Not sure if this was aimed at me or the guy that wears assless chaps, but I work in the accounting department for a Magazine publishing company.

We just have a very liberal "business casual" dress code.


very good. yes i was talking to you:D

[skra75]

Diesel, LRG
They are expensive and therefore I don't buy jeans that often. I'm kinda fussy.

[Nuzzolese]

Even when jeans fit well, I still usually have a problem with the stiff crotch.

SHUT UP!

It's hard to find really soft denim jeans.

mickill - Oh. we're talking about back pockets! My mistake.

[Otis Driftwood]

You mean pants? :eek: :eek: :eek:

[beastiegirrl101]

JEANS!

I have tried EVERY brand but the ones that seem to fit be best are

Paper
http://www.paperdenim.com/

I usually have to get them taken up because they are really really long on me.

[Nuzzolese]

JEANS!

I have tried EVERY brand but the ones that seem to fit be best are

Paper
http://www.paperdenim.com/

I usually have to get them taken up because they are really really long on me.

Other than the length, how do the sizes run?

[cosmo105]

JEANS!

I have tried EVERY brand but the ones that seem to fit be best are

Paper
http://www.paperdenim.com/

I usually have to get them taken up because they are really really long on me.
well, not all brands come in pygmy sizes, natalie.

[monkey]

paper denims have really narrow leg holes. :( my chunkies look ensausaged.

[Dorothy Wood]

I think you jean naysayers just aren't trying hard enough to find the right jeans!

lazy bastards.

go to the levi's store downtown and try on like 20 pair, you should find something. or you can get some custom made.

[Bob]

fuck that, just make your own jeans. grow your own denim.

i can make you some shpornts if you want

[beastiegirrl101]

Other than the length, how do the sizes run?

Well I'm usually a 7/8 but they run in European sizes so it's like what a 28-30? I like the MOD Derek style....they have only a few styles but they come in several washes.

Pauli-their skinny jeans DO have small feet holes...but I have thunder theighs so the skinny jean is not something I can wear because I look like a stuffed sausage in them.

Cosmo-you hush you...you tall girl!

[cosmo105]

fuck that, just make your own jeans. grow your own denim.

i can make you some shpornts if you want
when i was in high school i used to cut Dickies into knee-length shorts, and tailor them a little, and then add a contrasting color plastic zipper along the sides. people always asked me to make them a pair. i was so damned creative back then.

[monkey]

yea im very anti the skinny-leg thing. only the ladies that lack the hips and thighs can wear them, and i die of jealousy because they look good on them. i have big ol hips and thighs and i look great in skirts, so blargh. (but abercrombie jeans do something to lengthen the leg and even out the thighs so they dont look like they're that big... man, they make me look like i grew 7 inches and i became a supermodel. with a fresh booty. i love.)

[mickill]

monkey?

[abcdefz]

I wear jeans pretty much every day at work unless I'm in a period where I'm fit; then I tend to take more care with what I wear and run more toward dress pants and such.

[yeahwho]

I wear poopdeck slacks and coveralls.

[Nuzzolese]

I think you jean naysayers just aren't trying hard enough to find the right jeans!

lazy bastards.

go to the levi's store downtown and try on like 20 pair, you should find something. or you can get some custom made.

But WHY go to so much trouble? What's so great about jeans that they're worth so much effort?

[Nuzzolese]

fuck that, just make your own jeans. grow your own denim.

i can make you some shpornts if you want

You have got to stop typing that word. I'm going to get fired. I'm going to lose my job, bob!


(Please don't stop!)

[Randetica]

i have to wear XXXXXXXL jeans

you know those stretchie ones, just gross (n)

[venusvenus123]

But WHY go to so much trouble? What's so great about jeans that they're worth so much effort?
because they're awesome; you can wear them with everything... LOL OMG!!!111.

levi's, pepe and GAP.

i refuse to pay more than £100 for a pair. waste of fucking money.

[beastieangel01]

I wear whatever jeans look good on me. I don't spend more than 50 bucks on a pair either.

[mickill]

I won't spend more than $300 on no jeans. That's just absurd.

[beastiegirrl101]

I won't spend more than $300 on no jeans. That's just absurd.

see, that's my shoe limit.

[beastieangel01]

what the hell do you people do for a living?

I wouldn't use that extra money for clothes and such, but I'd like to have the extra cash for bills and maybe some video games.

:/

[Slimboy Fat]

because they're awesome; you can wear them with everything... LOL OMG!!!111.

levi's, pepe and GAP.

i refuse to pay more than £100 for a pair. waste of fucking money.


Fuck that, I've bought cars cheaper than that.:eek:

[mickill]

We big ballin'!

Nah, most I've ever spent on jeans is like $130. Now it'd be more like $80 or so.

[Nuzzolese]

Do people still wear Mudd?

You can NOT wear them with anything. This mindset must stop. Not coming up with a creative outfit and just relying on jeans, that's lazy, you lazy denim sons of whores.

[abcdefz]

I don't think I've ever spent more than $40-$50 on a pair of jeans.

[Nuzzolese]

You can get them at Delias for 20 dollar.

beastiangel...it's pretty much a given that you would wear whatever looks good on you, I was going to assume you would. I just wondered which ones looked good on you. I'm keeping an open mind that there's a world of denim and rivets I haven't found yet. You could hold the key to that world, baensteinagel10!

[hpdrifter]

Don't wear Mudd, Paris Blues, or any of that tweener crap.

Around here jeans are kind of a uniform. Seattle is not a city that really does formal. Hell, we stretch "business casual" to its absolute limit. So I wear jeans a lot.

Citizens of Humanity are my favs, though they're pricey and they just redid their style. Hopefully they'll continue to make the old ones.

Others that are good are

Rock and Republic, Miss Sixty, and A&G.

The thing about designer jeans is they last forever and they maintain their shape.

I've had my current pair of Citizens for 2 years and I wear them at least 2-3 times a week. They look mostly the same as when I bought them and fit like they were tailored to my body. Yes, they cost $150, but if I had bought something cheaper I probably would have needed new ones inside a year, maybe less. In the long run, it isn't that much more expensive.

[Auton]

I be rockin Diesel and Levi's mostly.

ditto

and when i was wearing girls pants like a silly hipster, I wore L.E.I

[mickill]

ditto

and when i was wearing girls pants like a silly hipster, I wore L.E.I
I thought you wear Bugle Boy.

[Auton]

when i was in high school i used to cut Dickies into knee-length shorts, and tailor them a little, and then add a contrasting color plastic zipper along the sides.

hahahaha

[Auton]

I thought you wear Bugle Boy.

well NOW i do. only when i wear airwalks and no fear

[burbboi]

diesel and quicksilver. Those are me 2 pairs.

[skra75]

I won't spend more than $300 on no jeans. That's just absurd.

I've spent 310$ on my last pair of Diesels. I felt dirty afterwards and had to take a shower.

Last pair of pants I bought were some crispy charcoal Ben-Davis Friscos, only 30 bucks...

[ET]

what the hell do you people do for a living?

I wouldn't use that extra money for clothes and such, but I'd like to have the extra cash for bills and maybe some video games.

:/

The $60 price tag on some jeans has me comparing it to the price of Okami, 60 junior bacon cheeseburgers, or 90 Cup of Noodles. There's really no contest.

[Bob]

yeah but you only have to buy pants every now and then. it's not like you buy pants and then you eat them and they're gone or anything

[Nuzzolese]

My aversion to jeans and volleyball alienates people.

[Yeti]

What brand do you wear?


http://www.dickies.com/wc2/product.asp?cat=101&type=I&styd=13292RBB&pdscr=13292%2C+293+%26+291+RELAXED+FIT+JEANS

[ET]

Miniature Golf > Volleyball

[Nuzzolese]

Not liking volleyball is sort of like not liking mini golf. People are like "what's wrong with you?"

[beastiegirrl101]

Not liking volleyball is sort of like not liking mini golf. People are like "what's wrong with you?"

I don't like either of those.

[kaiser soze]

I havent worn jeans since the 7th grade

when I was 20 I bought a pair and then never wore them

my bum and thighs were made to be sheathed in corduroy
and all my friends agree

I too am not a big jean wearer, some of my current friends were complaining how I wear khakis/cords all the time so I went out and bought a pair of jeans. They're alright I guess

[HEIRESS]

my friend loves taking me to the mall and forcing me to try on a pair of jeans just so she can laugh

I seriously look ridiculous

[kaiser soze]

well, you gotta stop making that face!

;)

[Nuzzolese]

I don't like either of those.

Do people give you a hard time about it?

[Bob]

it's the last acceptable kind of discrimination in america

[g-mile7]

my friend loves taking me to the mall and forcing me to try on a pair of jeans

i wanna froce myself into your pair of jeans'

[kaiser soze]

I have a very serious question

Why do girls with big guts and no butts wear hip huggers / low cut jeans?

Just what everyone wants to see...her belly hanging over her belt and her ass crack squeezing out of the back, is this a fashion statement or pure fashion stupidity?

no-sexy senoritas!!

[beastiegirrl101]

Do people give you a hard time about it?

about mini golf they do. I just don't get what's the big deal, honestly I think it's trashy.

[HOTWIFE]

Lately I've been wearing those cuffed capri jeans alot. I <3 jeans.

[kaiser soze]

Another question

Why are jeans so expensive?

There are millions of jeans!

The piles of them look they're about to topple over and kill you (n)

[beastieangel01]

The $60 price tag on some jeans has me comparing it to the price of Okami, 60 junior bacon cheeseburgers, or 90 Cup of Noodles. There's really no contest.

this is what I'm sayin. Also, I'm desperate to play Dead Rising and I want to get Wii when that comes out. So I have my priorities ya know :mad:

[g-mile7]

I love my wide hips, its my big ole ghetto thighs that need nothing but wide leg pantalons

yea girl youve got child bearing hips' thats what is. perfect for everytinhg you need lucky gonna bang you silly fo sho

[Auton]

dude.

[beastiegirrl101]

dude.


.

[Bob]

dude.

i thought it was you again

[cosmo105]

i just went shopping for jeans and i got a pair of lose-fitting relaxed ones...and i almost got another pair of skinny ones until i realized that they were actually cutting off circulation to my calves :( jesus!

[Nuzzolese]

about mini golf they do. I just don't get what's the big deal, honestly I think it's trashy.

I'm happy that you said that. I don't agree, but it's hilarious.

[beastiegirrl101]

I'm happy that you said that. I don't agree, but it's hilarious.

I live in an amazing city where there are a million things to do, why would I want to go play mini golf? Even if I wanted to participate in some sort of sport, I dont consider mini golf to be that.


and it is trashy.

[Nuzzolese]

So is bowling! It's just that, I enjoy trashy things. And not to be intentionally sluming or ironic. I'm just trashy. I love the way you said that like "what's the big deal?...honestly...."


Dawn's even trashier than I am. But that's not where we disagree.

I have to be really careful sometimes I'll start talking to her about something, hoping we can ridicule it together, but then she'll burst out with I LOVE THAT! or she'll be bitching about something someone else did or said, and silently I'll be thinking "that's me!"

[beastiegirrl101]

So is bowling! It's just that, I enjoy trashy things. And not to be intentionally sluming or ironic. I'm just trashy. I love the way you said that like "what's the big deal?...honestly...."


I was on a bowling league and for my b-day one year I wanted to have a white trash bowling party.

and I was only on the league because it was something to do on a monday night in the fall.

and the beer was cheap.

maybe it's just the types of people that frequent the mini golf places that are trashy..eh, I don't know.

[Nuzzolese]

Canned chicken breasts, overeating, taking the elevator, big gas guzzling pick-up truck, chain emails about extremist political agendas, pushing food on other people, thinking gays are wrong morally, not being able to say something is "retarded", country music, Nelly Furtado's new look, Where The Heart Is, Walmart, lace bustiers with jeans, grungy redneck bars, whispering the words "black people", being afraid of driving in the rain, loving men in uniform...I guess we can only be friends.

[kll]

i love this thread...

[cosmo105]

Canned chicken breasts, overeating, taking the elevator, big gas guzzling pick-up truck, chain emails about extremist political agendas, pushing food on other people, thinking gays are wrong morally, not being able to say something is "retarded", country music, Nelly Furtado's new look, Where The Heart Is, Walmart, lace bustiers with jeans, grungy redneck bars, whispering the words "black people", being afraid of driving in the rain, loving men in uniform...I guess we can only be friends.
oh great. i'm going to lose my lunch.


canned chicken breasts? fuck! gross!

[Randetica]

I have a very serious question

Why do girls with big guts and no butts wear hip huggers / low cut jeans?

Just what everyone wants to see...her belly hanging over her belt and her ass crack squeezing out of the back, is this a fashion statement or pure fashion stupidity?

no-sexy senoritas!!

no clue
i wouldnt wear such trashy slut shit even if i had the best body ever
though i dont mind looking at slim girls in tight jeans .. :o ok ok! i cant stop starring at them! :mad:(y)

[cosmo105]

oh man i saw the grodiest muffin top today. chick was totally thin, too! but like an idiot she had pants on that were about 3 sizes too small, just to make her ass look tinier, and when she bent over her back looked like a beer belly. ugggh.

[Pres Zount]

Grodiest? That's a good word.


i wanna froce myself into your pair of jeans'

Ok, ok we get the picture, you're a sleaze and a rapist - you don't always have to point it out.

[ggirlballa]

this summer i haven't worn jeans at all. only basketball shorts. they are so comfortable. school is gonna start and i don't wanna go back to jeans!

i hate it when i see girls who have like their fat rolls hanging over their jeans. get a bigger size!

but then sum girls are so skinny their ass area is totaly empty

[cosmo105]

but then sum girls are so skinny their ass area is totaly empty
AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING A MUFFIN TOP DAMNIT


:(

[ggirlballa]

IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING A MUFFIN TOP DAMNIT


:(

wuts a muffin top?:confused:

[HEIRESS]

most of my pants are too big, not too small, and then they slide down and sometimes im not wearing undies so I still get a muffin top LOLOLOLOLLL

[Chicka B]

Ew I know what you mean Denise, them fat girls that wear tight hip huggers and their fat rolls are hangin over and the ass looks all bunched up. It just looks sooo uncomfortable. I don't like the feeling of tight jeans, I wear them sorta baggy. Not really baggy, just loose-fitting. :cool:

[Pres Zount]

muffin tops are when your fat is rolling out the top of your tigh pants. It looks like a real muffin.

[ggirlballa]

muffin tops are when your fat is rolling out the top of your tigh pants. It looks like a real muffin.

oh i see hahaha

[zorra_chiflada]

this is hilarious! haha.
i agree with the jeans body thing. i haven't worn a pair of jeans this millenium. true story! i don't even try to shop for them anymore, because the experience of getting undressed and then trying on jeans which don't fit and look horrible infront of mirrors is quite horrible. they don't make them for tall girls with asses, man. jesus.


we must be sisters! :(

[little j]

levis and delias for jeans. delias has a lot of sizes and lengths.

i love jeans and i have an ass, thighs, tummy, etc.

i usually just wear skirts in the summer though.

[TurdBerglar]

this is such a chick thread

[Randetica]

i love levis!




yeah post of the year, fuck you

[fucktopgirl]

^c'mon man too can wear jean!

admit it , you like dagiovanni jean he?

in response to turd...not fast enough!

[paul jones]

This thread has made David Bowie's 'Blue Jean' song appear in my head

Sometimes I wonder what it would have sounded like without a saxaphone

[befsquire]

I don't like jeans. I have one stretchy pair I got at someplace like Pacific Sunwear
this is your problem right here.

stretchy jeans? ffs, what decade are you living in up there?

[Yeti]

My wife bought stretchy jeans but she is very pregnant. She pulls them up over her belly. I call them her jackass pants.

[cosmo105]

i'm actually really glad that skinny jeans are in style right now, because those are really flattering on me. i can't tell you how elated i am that the damned bohemian trend is finally dying a painful death. i hated that shit. now i can finally buy clothes i like again.

(one thing really nice about losing a few pounds - my old jeans that were tight now fit me PERFECTLY and when trying on some new pairs today - i wore a 7!! A SEVEN!! I HAVEN'T BEEN A 7 SINCE I WAS 16! OMFG)

[ET]

Not liking volleyball is sort of like not liking mini golf. People are like "what's wrong with you?"

If that stament beings with a "Like, OMG" then you should totally pull a femi-wedgie.

I wouldn't like that comment though. The way it's worded... what's wrong with you. It's as though you're into country music or something bad like that. Because liking country music is WRONG! ;)

[Gareth]

It's so easy to find great fits in the guy's section.

you reckon?
i find it impossible to find good jeans.
they either don't fit well or have gammy abrasions and fades etc.
but anyway i am currently wearing some wrangler blue bells.

[venusvenus123]

i'd like to go jeans shopping with nuzzolese. we could have existential discussions while trying out the best fits for our cute tushes :cool:

[Ally Al]

Carhartt for me mostly, the odd levi here and there

[Nuzzolese]

this is your problem right here.

stretchy jeans? ffs, what decade are you living in up there?

Come on, a lot of jeans have stretch in them. They're not like spandex or something. I save my spandex pants for Sundays. The high sheen makes them dressier.


i'd like to go jeans shopping with nuzzolese. we could have existential discussions while trying out the best fits for our cute tushes :cool:

Low-rise is only a construct of your mind.

[Ally Al]

This thread has made David Bowie's 'Blue Jean' song appear in my head

Sometimes I wonder what it would have sounded like without a saxaphone


ahhh that takes me back, i remember back then thinking the full length video was really funny, i wonder if it still is

[Nuzzolese]

A corset worn with jeans looks kinda slutty.

I changed my mind about evening jeans though, if you wear crisp dark, dark denim high waisted skin tight jeans with some glittery threads woven throughout, with a metallic tube top and platform sandals, then it's okay.

[mickill]

Bad slutty or good slutty?

[Nuzzolese]

I thought there was only one slutty. In the case of two, it's bad slutty.

[mickill]

I thought there was only one slutty.
Hahaha. That's so precious. That's like thinking there's only one kind of protein supplement for developing big muscular biceps like mine. Hahaha