View Full Version : Are you having one of them days like me?
paul jones
08-09-2006, 12:04 PM
I went to the shop to get the paper,N.M.E.,cigs and the lotto
I got home and was booking tickets to go see Censei de ser sexy when I realised my wallet was missing
The shop phoned me when I pulled up outside in a panic.
What a fucking relief that was!
My problem now is my remote control for my TV is not working.I replaced the batteries but now realise it might be the sensor bulb has gone, I think.
Can you go to a shop and show them the remote and they replace the sensor?
paul jones
08-09-2006, 12:12 PM
calgon, take me away
Is Calgon that stuff you put in the Dishwasher?
ancient chinese secret, huh?
paul jones
08-09-2006, 12:15 PM
ancient chinese secret, huh?
I can smell food and I'm fucking starving
I didn't even have any breakfast today
yeahwho
08-09-2006, 12:16 PM
I can smell food and I'm fucking starving
I didn't even have any breakfast today
Sure it ain't a fart your smelling?
paul jones
08-09-2006, 12:18 PM
Sure it ain't a fart your smelling?
no, I farted when I woke up and because I was out drinking last night the smell was very bad
b i o n i c
08-09-2006, 12:19 PM
i bought a replacement universal remote at the duane reed. $15
yeahwho
08-09-2006, 12:20 PM
no, I farted when I woke up and because I was out drinking last night the smell was very bad
Yeah mine are usually pretty stinky, but every once in awhile you get one that has notes of bacon and eggs.
burbboi
08-09-2006, 12:21 PM
THE INTERNET IS DOWN AT WORK AND IT'S PISSING ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.
paul jones
08-09-2006, 12:22 PM
THE INTERNET IS DOWN AT WORK AND IT'S PISSING ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFF.
it's annoying that is
burbboi
08-09-2006, 12:25 PM
it's annoying that is
especially when you need it to do your job! The intranet pooched as well so any sales/tracking tools we use are FUBARed.
Looks like it's 'free support day'. That and we tech support for the tech support STAT :rolleyes:
ms.peachy
08-09-2006, 12:25 PM
I'm not having a 'bad' day per se. But I am having a "why oh why oh why won't this baby stop crying" kind of day. Kind of annoying, but she's just so darn cute, I can just about bear it. Just about.
I'm just having a Wednesday.
burbboi
08-09-2006, 12:46 PM
I don't remember hump day being so disappointing.
If I get called out for not using 'the proper phonetic dictation' one more time i'm going to club a baby animal. And I love cute little animals so that's saying alot.
me : 'G' as in George
dude : it's 'Golf'
me : sure, sounds good.
<puts him on mute and mumbles expletives>
wrongwayandugg
08-09-2006, 12:49 PM
calgon, take me away
oh yea.
beastiegirrl101
08-09-2006, 12:53 PM
CHESTER COPPERPOT!
Videodrome
08-09-2006, 01:10 PM
I went to the shop to get the paper,N.M.E.,cigs and the lotto
I got home and was booking tickets to go see Censei de ser sexy when I realised my wallet was missing
The shop phoned me when I pulled up outside in a panic.
What a fucking relief that was!
My problem now is my remote control for my TV is not working.I replaced the batteries but now realise it might be the sensor bulb has gone, I think.
Can you go to a shop and show them the remote and they replace the sensor?
if it is through a cable company then they should swap the remote out for free. if you just bought the tv and it is the factory remote it may still be under warranty and you can just go direct through the manufacturer. if the tv is old then either buy a replacement online off the manufacturer's website or buy a cheapo universal at a department store. either way don't give up the fight!!
abcdefz
08-09-2006, 01:11 PM
My day is okay -- just kind of boring. I'm caught up with my documentation and at a point where I need revisions from the engineers, but we're swamped with projects right now, leaving me with nothing to do but surf the net and eat chocolate.
I'm a'gonna see if I can leave early. :)
I AM BORED BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING TO DO AND HASN'T BEEN FOR 3 DAYS
abcdefz
08-09-2006, 01:20 PM
Experiment with your grill, dude.
P.S. -- I also wonder if people whose meat wasn't cooked all the way through were remembering to preheat their grills.
i didn't bring it to work with me. maybe i should. it's a small office, i could make lunch for people. of course i don't know how to cook, there's a problem.
i'm so honestly bored to tears right now, this is the third day in a row where i've had almost nothing at all to do. i'm just sort of a support staff goon, people need trivial things done, they have me do them, i don't mind really, but sometimes nobody's got things that need doing. slllloooowwww days, i tell you. i'd rather be busy.
abcdefz
08-09-2006, 01:35 PM
Ah. I had one at home, one at work. Until this job.
I did occasionally cook for others.
mp-seventythree
08-09-2006, 01:36 PM
If I get called out for not using 'the proper phonetic dictation' one more time i'm going to club a baby animal. And I love cute little animals so that's saying alot.
me : 'G' as in George
dude : it's 'Golf'
me : sure, sounds good.
<puts him on mute and mumbles expletives>
When I used to work in electronics a customer called me and was trying to spell something using the phoetic alphabet....
Customer: "B for um, er...Bee"
Me: "?"
Customer: "Bee, you know, things that fly"
Me: "I thought you said D, for Dickhead"
abcdefz
08-09-2006, 01:36 PM
i'm so honestly bored to tears right now, this is the third day in a row where i've had almost nothing at all to do. i'm just sort of a support staff goon, people need trivial things done, they have me do them, i don't mind really, but sometimes nobody's got things that need doing. slllloooowwww days, i tell you. i'd rather be busy.
Yup, yup, yup, yup. That's me.
My boss just told me about a job I have for next week. Basically, just making sure some guys who are going to lay in a new floor get in and out.
burbboi
08-09-2006, 02:02 PM
When I used to work in electronics a customer called me and was trying to spell something using the phoetic alphabet....
Customer: "B for um, er...Bee"
Me: "?"
Customer: "Bee, you know, things that fly"
Me: "I thought you said D, for Dickhead"
Baaaahahahaa!
'I' as in idiot
'm' for 'mayday'
'o' for 'oh no!!'
'u' for 'unbelievable'
't' for 'tits!'
't' for 'T-bag'
'a' for 'arsecheeks'
'h' for 'hairy balls'
'e' for 'enema'
'r' for 'rimjob'
'e' for 'end of days'
<click>
..then throw that shit online as an audio clip (y)
roosta
08-09-2006, 02:17 PM
i lost my wallet in the back of a taxi on sunday night and my phone in the back of a different taxi the next night.
i lost my phone in the back of a taxi on sunday night and my phone in the back of a different taxi the next night.
Did you call the #?
roosta
08-09-2006, 02:32 PM
Did you call the #?
yeah, no answer.
and we rang round all the taxi companies in town (we were down the country and drunk so we didnt know what taxi company dropped us to our b&b) but couldnt find it.
its ok, i got the number back and bought a new phone. down a bit of money but i have a new whizz bang phone with cameras and bluetooth and mp3s. wee.
edit: by the way i meant my WALLET on sunday and my phone the next night. YES BOTH OF THEM. and i got my credit card/cash card's cancelled and ordered new ones and lo and behold...the credit card came before my ATM card...HOW ODD! the cunts.
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