View Full Version : I made the mistake of watching Last Comic Standing last night
adam_f
08-10-2006, 08:15 AM
A guy with palsy won. Wonderfuckingwhy a guy with palsy won.
I hate TV. And myself.
jackrock
08-10-2006, 08:21 AM
Oh snap, Josh won?! That guy is hilarious.
i saw an episode of it this season and he was decent. i only liked him because all of his jokes weren't about his handicap or him being in the special olympics or some shit. then again i watced one episode so who knows how the rest of it went.
there was also some dude that looked like kenny g or that dude from the group that did "I Wanna Sex You Up". he made me laugh because he looked funny. almost funnier than the dude with palsy.
cosmo105
08-10-2006, 11:08 AM
dude, josh blue was fucking hilarious. stupid gabriel had to go and get himself kicked off. i've loved that guy forever. but josh was always our favorite going in.
i don't know if anyone else saw the beginning of the season with all the auditions, but that guy flip was lol. and he looked like a really young echewta. it was weird.
what i DON'T like is when they let established comedians on there - fucking bill dwyer?! he has his own damned game show! give someone else a chance!
jackrock
08-10-2006, 11:11 AM
I was rooting for Josh throughout the whole thing, too. But what I didn't like about the show was the host, whatshisname, he should stick to that stupid tv show.
I always thought Jay London was funny, until he made an appearance on the show (n)
i watched a few episodes once, i remember this one guy in the auditions that i liked (but i don't think he made it on the show). he was this extremely muslim looking guy, with the beard and the turban and the accent and everything, and he said "hello, my name is mohammed abdul islam kafar...i'm irish"
i forget exactly what the name was, but something very muslim too
Josh Blue was about as funny as the plague.
cosmo105
08-10-2006, 11:20 AM
Josh Blue was about as funny as the plague.
exactly! hilarious!
..........yeah. Damn you, Josh Blue!!!!!:mad:
The Notorious LOL
08-10-2006, 11:24 AM
I did an open mic and that cat was there and I talked to him afterwards. He gloated about opening for Carlos Mencia, whom at the time I was unfamiliar with.
Had I known who Carlos Mencia was, I would have straight slapped dude in the face for associating himself with such shit.
Dude, you met JOSH BLUE!?!??!?!
The Notorious LOL
08-10-2006, 11:28 AM
yes. I guess that makes me sort of a celebrity now ;););)
What's he like in real life!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Wait, wait!!!! Lemme guess...........shaky?
adam_f
08-10-2006, 11:29 AM
Josh Blue looks like a retarded Larry Fine.
The Notorious LOL
08-10-2006, 11:31 AM
when he was stumbling around before going onstage i was like "who in the fuck is that weird bastard?"
I honestly thought he was some homeless cat who stumbled in because the open mic nights are free.
He gloated about opening for Carlos Mencia? Shit's weak. The "Mind of Mencia" should be promptly invaded by a shotgun shell.
jennyb
08-10-2006, 11:35 AM
...i don't know if anyone else saw the beginning of the season with all the auditions, but that guy flip was lol. and he looked like a really young echewta. it was weird.
what i DON'T like is when they let established comedians on there - fucking bill dwyer?! he has his own damned game show! give someone else a chance!
*ahem* flip!!!!(y) *cough*
Yeah, this show is THE joke. Struggling comics my ass. I honestly haven't watched much of this at all, but I sure hear enough of what the industry has to say. They must let any unknown comics on it just to make fools out of them.
At least Dat Phan was on last night.
The Notorious LOL
08-10-2006, 11:39 AM
He gloated about opening for Carlos Mencia? Shit's weak. The "Mind of Mencia" should be promptly invaded by a shotgun shell.
yeah no shit.
after his set the last two comics kept referencing him and his "palsy"....one of them was the token black female comic...she looked like Robin Quivers and kept talking about "titty implants".
adam_f
08-10-2006, 11:40 AM
Black female comics...there's just no reason.
yeah no shit.
after his set the last two comics kept referencing him and his "palsy"....one of them was the token black female comic...she looked like Robin Quivers and kept talking about "titty implants".
Ahhhh yes. Genius.
Black female comics...there's just no reason.
It's been covered.
adam_f
08-10-2006, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by DIGI
He gloated about opening for Carlos Mencia? Shit's weak. The "Mind of Mencia" should be promptly invaded by a shotgun shell.
Originally posted by DIGI
It's been covered.
So has this.
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=64409&highlight=carlos+mencia
cj hood
08-10-2006, 11:49 AM
i shouldn't of opened this thread up cuz i taped it and am just about to watch it.....anyway.....josh got the sympathy vote....the black guy was funnier.....but all in all this show's a joke.....dat phan won season one.....'nuff said!
i shouldn't of opened this thread up cuz i taped it and am just about to watch it.....anyway.....josh got the sympathy vote....the black guy was funnier.....but all in all this show's a joke.....dat phan won season one.....'nuff said!
Why you wanna play Dat like dat??
Jitters
08-10-2006, 12:50 PM
Some of you think that Josh just got sympathy votes, I think he's actually pretty funny, the other guy wasn't too bad either but he wasn't my kind of comedian.
Also I agree with the other poster, why was Bill Dwyer allowed to be on that show?
Anybody else think that Dat Phans bit was kind of weak? I remember seeing him at some other place and he wasn't mindblowingly hilarious but at least he was funner than last night. (n)
i think Dat Phan's best bit was when they were playing hide and go seek in the house and he hid for like 40 minutes or something ridiculous like that while everyone acted like they went to go hide but didn't. that is the genius that is known as Dat Phan's comedy.
HEIRESS
08-10-2006, 01:07 PM
josh probably gets hella poontie
he is probably like a human vibrator. all shakified and shit.
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
08-10-2006, 04:15 PM
That's kinda like that one episode of the facts of life where Blair's cousin comes to visit and she's a stand up comic with some kind of disease or something.
"I used to work at a fancy resturaunt, but they didnt like the way I tossed salad's.. now I work at Shakeys!!"
cubsfirstplace
08-13-2006, 12:18 AM
does anyone else thing that anthony clark is a terrible host?
HotAndWet
08-13-2006, 10:05 PM
I was actually watching it a few weeks ago and I din't know that guy has palsy, so I said something like "This guy acts like a friggin retard", I felt badly after I found out he really had palsy, (!)
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