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But it's kinda funny. (http://grouphug.us)
"Once I was sitting in bumper to bumper traffic not moving and these hippies were coming down the shoulder of the road in a red micro bus passing everyone. I reached behind my seat and found a piss bottle that had been there no telling how long. I took the top off of it and rolled down the passenger side window and waited. I watched them coming in the mirror. When they got up beside me I was holding the bottle by the bottom and slung it towards them not letting it go but emptying a gold shower of several day old, dank, smelly, rotten piss that hit the driver in the face and he jerked his head to the left really fast and kept on going. About 5 seconds letter he gives me the finger out of the window, but never slows down. That made me feel good. "
Dorothy Wood
08-10-2006, 05:20 PM
gross. who keeps a bottle full of piss in their car?
burbboi
08-10-2006, 05:21 PM
Who the hell pees in a bottle? Just pull over and go in the bushes for god's sake.
Planetary
08-10-2006, 05:21 PM
me. for just such an occasion. damned hippies...
ericlee
08-10-2006, 05:49 PM
Who the hell pees in a bottle? Just pull over and go in the bushes for god's sake.
I had to once and only once while in Thailand. I was bar hopping and was in a taxi with a full bladder. I had a soda bottle and I would have definitely pissed myself so, in the bottle I went.
I feel bad though because I littered. I threw it out the window when I was finished.
Dorothy Wood
08-10-2006, 05:50 PM
The only time I had piss lying around was when I was on my "urine therapy" kick. I only had enough balls to take one sip and that was it. It wasn't as salty as I expected it to be. :(
I just fucking puked.
skra75
08-10-2006, 06:48 PM
that story is absolutely wonderful.
b i o n i c
08-10-2006, 06:50 PM
I had to once and only once while in Thailand. I was bar hopping and was in a taxi with a full bladder. I had a soda bottle and I would have definitely pissed myself so, in the bottle I went.
I feel bad though because I littered. I threw it out the window when I was finished.
what is it with thailand and urine? i hear it stinks there
Lex Diamonds
08-10-2006, 07:08 PM
my ex gave me a blowjob while I discussed wedding plans on the phone with my fiancee
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The only time I had piss lying around was when I was on my "urine therapy" kick. I only had enough balls to take one sip and that was it. It wasn't as salty as I expected it to be. :(
what?
in high school we had to pick up a friends friend from someones house and thought it would be funny to piss in a super soaker and spray him with it when we went to pick him up. but we missed and my friend threw it in the back seat of his car.
a few days later, on a hot summer day, we went to the mall to go get some food or something and we were at a stop light and these brohams were shooting people with their squirt guns at a red light thinking them was cool.
they came up to me...and shot me in the face. and started laughing. I let them get their laughs, because i let them shoot me with their water.
I picked up the supersoaker that had been in the car full of urine for at least 4 or 5 days in the heat and sprayed everyone of those frat boys in their VW Jetta screaming at the top of my lungs. At first they laughed, probably thinking "what are the odds that this dude had a squirt gun with him" until the smell hit them. The looks of their faces as they turned from hahaha to oh fuck was priceless.
It was one of the greatest things I ever did in high school...no...fuck that....one of the greatest things I ever did.
in high school we had to pick up a friends friend from someones house and thought it would be funny to piss in a super soaker and spray him with it when we went to pick him up. but we missed and my friend threw it in the back seat of his car.
a few days later, on a hot summer day, we went to the mall to go get some food or something and we were at a stop light and these brohams were shooting people with their squirt guns at a red light thinking them was cool.
they came up to me...and shot me in the face. and started laughing. I let them get their laughs, because i let them shoot me with their water.
I picked up the supersoaker that had been in the car full of urine for at least 4 or 5 days in the heat and sprayed everyone of those frat boys in their VW Jetta screaming at the top of my lungs. At first they laughed, probably thinking "what are the odds that this dude had a squirt gun with him" until the smell hit them. The looks of their faces as they turned from hahaha to oh fuck was priceless.
It was one of the greatest things I ever did in high school...no...fuck that....one of the greatest things I ever did.
*clap clap clap clap*
ericlee
08-11-2006, 10:40 AM
in high school we had to pick up a friends friend from someones house and thought it would be funny to piss in a super soaker and spray him with it when we went to pick him up. but we missed and my friend threw it in the back seat of his car.
a few days later, on a hot summer day, we went to the mall to go get some food or something and we were at a stop light and these brohams were shooting people with their squirt guns at a red light thinking them was cool.
they came up to me...and shot me in the face. and started laughing. I let them get their laughs, because i let them shoot me with their water.
I picked up the supersoaker that had been in the car full of urine for at least 4 or 5 days in the heat and sprayed everyone of those frat boys in their VW Jetta screaming at the top of my lungs. At first they laughed, probably thinking "what are the odds that this dude had a squirt gun with him" until the smell hit them. The looks of their faces as they turned from hahaha to oh fuck was priceless.
It was one of the greatest things I ever did in high school...no...fuck that....one of the greatest things I ever did.
holy shit man.... that is excellent
b i o n i c
08-12-2006, 02:10 PM
dude, the only thing better than having a bottle o rancid urine ready is a having a load of pennies handy. the rat-tat-tat-tat against a deserving victims car is quite satisfying. the pennies are meant to be used only in road rage emergencies
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