View Full Version : I Just Broke It Off With My Boy, So I'm Going To Get Drunk.......
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 06:55 PM
and play on the Internets like I did back in the day, before I started investing so much time in "The Man".
Yeah! Good nerd times ahead, though I've pretty much kissed sex goodbye for a while.
b i o n i c
08-10-2006, 06:56 PM
show your tits :D(y)
Quite the change from your thread yesterday.
Have fun.
b i o n i c
08-10-2006, 06:59 PM
she went out and got guys gone wild, she dont need him no mo'
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 07:04 PM
I would show my tits, but my only audience is three cats, a hamster and a parakeet, and not a damned one of them knows how to throw beads, much less operate a camcorder.
That thread yeasterday wasn't exactly about sex. It was about maturity...yet the sex was nice to gloat about.
And I'm out of batteries.
I'm looking forward to you future thread in Sure Shots portraying how wonderful your new boyfriend is. Good Luck!
HOTWIFE
08-10-2006, 07:32 PM
well at least you'll be back to your old bitchy self;)
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 07:40 PM
I'm looking forward to you future thread in Sure Shots portraying how wonderful your new boyfriend is. Good Luck!
Heh..that reminds me....I need to delete the old one. Though the ex is still wonderful, we just aren't on the same tip.
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 07:42 PM
well at least you'll be back to your old bitchy self;)
It's possible---- unless I go out and do a few shots then have dirty gratuitous sex with some one-toothed redneck with a naked whore tattooed on his shoulder.
HOTWIFE
08-10-2006, 07:48 PM
It's possible---- unless I go out and do a few shots then have dirty gratuitous sex with some one-toothed redneck with a naked whore tattooed on his shoulder.
lol
I always enjoyed breaking up with old boyfriends in a way. There's something so freeing about it. You know, besides all the feelings of loneliness and missing them that comes with it.
Knuckles
08-10-2006, 07:54 PM
I'm off the sexers for a little while as well since I accidentally threw away my wife's birth control pills.
Yes, I am a serious moron.
It will be very nice to see some more posts from ya Bitcha.(y)
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 08:00 PM
lol
I always enjoyed breaking up with old boyfriends in a way. There's something so freeing about it. You know, besides all the feelings of loneliness and missing them that comes with it.
Yeah. I feel ya.
I always play The Pixies' "Wave Of Mutilaion" after a break up, preferably while driving down the road. Well....I used to. This was my first real break up in six years, other than splitting from the hubbie. The tone of the song just sets the mood. And yeah, I hate this empty feeling, and this gross ass 22 of Heineken isn't filling the void, but I have another in the fridge. ;)
GIRL POWA!!
HOTWIFE
08-10-2006, 08:02 PM
Yeah. I feel ya.
I always play The Pixies' "Wave Of Mutilaion" after a break up, preferably while driving down the road. Well....I used to. This was my first real break up in six years, other than splitting from the hubbie. The tone of the song just sets the mood. And yeah, I hate this empty feeling, and this gross ass 22 of Heineken isn't filling the void, but I have another in the fridge. ;)
GIRL POWA!!
keep your head up, everything happens for a reason!
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 08:03 PM
I'm off the sexers for a little while as well since I accidentally threw away my wife's birth control pills.
Yes, I am a serious moron.
It will be very nice to see some more posts from ya Bitcha.(y)
Ha! Nah..not a moron. Chad used to pull out, even with a condom on, though I'm sure rosie palm will be glad to see you again. :P
I've missed you too, Knucks. And, for the record, I've made FOUR threads in two days, and I've replied to them- none of that making a thread and vanishing shit. I deserve e-cookies. N' shit.
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 08:04 PM
keep your head up, everything happens for a reason!
"oooo ooo chiiild, things are gonna get easier. Oooo ooo chiiild, things will get brighter......"
:D
Knuckles
08-10-2006, 08:08 PM
. I deserve e-cookies. N' shit.
Here (http://www.carnalcookies.com/stripper-large.jpg) ya go!
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 08:34 PM
Mmmmmmmm...now that's the stuff.
It looks like she's holding a huge french fry.
ericlee
08-10-2006, 08:38 PM
it looks like I'm not the only one who's floggin' the dolphin tonight. My wife left for China to see her relatives and then she's going to Ohio in 10 days to see my mom. I'll meet up with her in 10 days but, it's 10 days with no nookie:(
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 08:44 PM
it looks like I'm not the only one who's floggin' the dolphin tonight. My wife left for China to see her relatives and then she's going to Ohio in 10 days to see my mom. I'll meet up with her in 10 days but, it's 10 days with no nookie:(
You can do it! Just think of how great the sex will be when she returns.
I may not have sex ever again. Hymen replacement surgery could be in order. The peni = problems.
Do they even have hymen replacement surgery?
ericlee
08-10-2006, 08:50 PM
You can do it! Just think of how great the sex will be when she returns.
I may not have sex ever again. Hymen replacement surgery could be in order. The peni = problems.
Do they even have hymen replacement surgery?
I've heard of it.
Oh, I know I can handle the 10 days. We've been apart for 2 months before and if I would of had to wait a day longer, I would have turned into a pumpkin. Or I probably would have pumped kin. I aint even from the south so, that's not good.
paul jones
08-10-2006, 08:53 PM
and play on the Internets like I did back in the day, before I started investing so much time in "The Man".
Yeah! Good nerd times ahead, though I've pretty much kissed sex goodbye for a while.
want some pizza?:)
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 09:13 PM
I've heard of it.
Oh, I know I can handle the 10 days. We've been apart for 2 months before and if I would of had to wait a day longer, I would have turned into a pumpkin. Or I probably would have pumped kin. I aint even from the south so, that's not good.
Nothin' says lovin' like humpin' ya cousin!
Yeah..that's a southern term.
Scary.
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 09:14 PM
want some pizza?:)
Man, I have a bag full of peanuts with the shells on. I'm crackin' and chewing!
My wife left for China to see her relatives
I hope they haven't been blown away, it's windy over there now.
miss soul fire
08-10-2006, 09:59 PM
You'll get a better one soon. Don't say sex goodbye yet!;)
befsquire
08-11-2006, 01:45 AM
and play on the Internets like I did back in the day, before I started investing so much time in "The Man".
Yeah! Good nerd times ahead, though I've pretty much kissed sex goodbye for a while.
you've only kissed off sex with him. there's plenty more where he came from who will be willing to treat you the way you deserve and who will be true to who they say they are rather than turning out to be the complete opposite.
b-grrrlie
08-11-2006, 05:34 AM
Well, things happen for reason, but I'm still a bit shocked... , but I'm happy to see you here more, chachamama.
In about a weeks time I might be ending my several years' dry spell......... ;)
keep your fingers crossed.
Bitchamachacha
08-11-2006, 07:12 AM
you've only kissed off sex with him. there's plenty more where he came from who will be willing to treat you the way you deserve and who will be true to who they say they are rather than turning out to be the complete opposite.
:D
True...but I'm going through an anti-man phase. Not that I hate men, I just feel that having one in my life isn't a huge necessity. I'm a complicated person, and Chad is a complicated person. Even though we had tons in common, we just didn't mesh well when it came to family type situations and emotions. Perhaps it's because we have the same birthday.
I need to sort out my head before I can swim with the fishes again.
MSF- Yes. It's "sex goodbye" for now. Not forever though. I've never really been into "one night stands" or "sex for the hell of it".....though it could be fun. :P
B-grrrlie- SEVERAL YEARS!
Damn. I would have off-ed myself by now, or at least invested in a good male escort. I think after six months of no sex it would be okay to stoop that low to get some action. ;)
bigblu89
08-11-2006, 07:49 AM
Were you smart enough to steal the picture of Mrs. Fratelli (http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads12.jpg)for me?
na§tee
08-11-2006, 07:55 AM
sorry to hear that, bitcha. although i secretly staged this whole scenario so you could return to us. mwhahahha!
i'm not going to have sex with my boyfriend ever again after he is cruelly making me sleep outside in someone's garden in a tent because i'm not allowed to stay at his (his brother is very "fragile" at the moment and apparently the sight of a fully normal individual will tip him over the edge - don't ask - M.E and lots of other bullshit). and he's not even offering to show solidarity by sleeping in said tent WITH me! :mad: nuh-uh son, no sexors for you!
Bitchamachacha
08-11-2006, 08:25 AM
Were you smart enough to steal the picture of Mrs. Fratelli (http://www.designperch.com/images/lj/chads12.jpg)for me?
Ha!
No. He wouldn't allow that.
I didn't know this when I'd posted that, but he actually painted that. If I would have stolen it, the painting would have come to life and tried to kill me in my sleep!
Bitchamachacha
08-11-2006, 08:28 AM
sorry to hear that, bitcha. although i secretly staged this whole scenario so you could return to us. mwhahahha!
i'm not going to have sex with my boyfriend ever again after he is cruelly making me sleep outside in someone's garden in a tent because i'm not allowed to stay at his (his brother is very "fragile" at the moment and apparently the sight of a fully normal individual will tip him over the edge - don't ask - M.E and lots of other bullshit). and he's not even offering to show solidarity by sleeping in said tent WITH me! :mad: nuh-uh son, no sexors for you!
Damn you and your evil schemes! ;)
And what?
How dirty! I would be super pissed and smear poo in his bed so he'd HAVE to sleep in the tent. And sexors in a tent can be pretty fun. He's missing out.
bigblu89
08-11-2006, 09:28 AM
Ha!
No. He wouldn't allow that.
I didn't know this when I'd posted that, but he actually painted that. If I would have stolen it, the painting would have come to life and tried to kill me in my sleep!
That's a great premise for a book.
Get to writing.
ericlee
08-11-2006, 09:33 AM
I hope they haven't been blown away, it's windy over there now.
She called me 8 hours ago. Everything's ok. I was all damn worried too, she left for Beijing and while she was in flight, I read about a typhoon in the news.
skra75
08-11-2006, 09:38 AM
this board is a good (however, kind of gay and pitiful) way of getting shit out when you are breaking up or shit's getting too heavy. I find I come to this place when I'm cranky, then leave when I'm not.
beastiegirrl101
08-11-2006, 09:39 AM
oops.
Bitchamachacha
08-11-2006, 02:58 PM
Mista Blu,
I haven't written anything in over a year. Sad. I know...but I lost my passion for it. Not sure why...
this board is a good (however, kind of gay and pitiful) way of getting shit out when you are breaking up or shit's getting too heavy. I find I come to this place when I'm cranky, then leave when I'm not.
This is true, but I'm not cranky. I've just neglected a lot of things in the past, shit, year? The Internet is one of them. I started a web design company and have totally been slack on it. There is SO much I need to do to the main company site, it urks me to think about it. My blog has become boring and lifeless and I haven't posted this much on the board in ages.
I got wrapped up in a person, so wrapped up, I neglected the things I enjoyed. I stopped making time for myself. But it wasn't all about my ex boyfriend. I've also been doing things I never did when I was with my husband, like going out with friends, having drinks, watching rednecks sing karaoke, etc. When I wasn't separated, I had no life.
When I'm cranky..I usually just lay in bed and feel sorry for myself, or hit the booze. Not this time, though. Fuck that. It's a waste of time. ;)
Mista Blu,
I haven't written anything in over a year. Sad. I know...but I lost my passion for it. Not sure why...
;)
My boyfriend wrote all of his screenplays back when he was living with his ex and miserable... it was his escape from dealing with her, so he'd lock himself in a room and write, write, write... perhaps your passion for writing came when your relationship was dying and that was your escape...
anyways, i'm staying away from the water because it seems that everyone on this board is splitting from their sig. others...
mickill
08-11-2006, 03:39 PM
anyways, i'm staying away from the water because it seems that everyone on this board is splitting from their sig. others...
I'm not.
And we were just at the beach last week.
I'm sorry. I'm being insensitive here. Be strong, Bitchamachimichanga.
ericlee
08-11-2006, 03:41 PM
Bitchamachimichanga.
I snickered
little j
08-11-2006, 05:10 PM
wow... i thought this guy was cool.
you need margaritas.
Bitchamachacha
08-11-2006, 06:06 PM
Kerri- I think you nailed it. Plus I had plenty of time to get into writing mode. Now I barely have time to read my e-mail.
Mickill- How dare you insult the chimichanga that way? For shame, brudda!!
Jess- Oh, he is cool. He's very cool. We just had different views on what we expectEd from each other in the relationship. I can't hate him for being who he is.....although I'd like to thump him in the teeth for it. ;)
beastieangel01
08-11-2006, 06:07 PM
I'm sure you had your reasons.
Stay buys, keep enjoying life, drink responsibly, and be your usual hot awesome self and it's all good.
wrongwayandugg
08-11-2006, 06:12 PM
date his best friend.
b-grrrlie
08-11-2006, 07:50 PM
B-grrrlie- SEVERAL YEARS!
Damn. I would have off-ed myself by now, or at least invested in a good male escort. I think after six months of no sex it would be okay to stoop that low to get some action. ;)Yeah, when you get several rotten ones in a row the times between just get longer and longer.... I've gotten used to the celibacy and didn't even miss "it".... until now..... :cool: ;) :p
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