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paul jones
08-10-2006, 09:12 PM
So,my TV remote wasn't working yesterday

I go to electronic shop....bought a Universal controller for £9,99

got home....couldn't find my code for my TV to program it in

take control back for refund

go to shop I bought it and discover a replacement isnt in the warranty and they haven't got any out the back to replace

phone TV repair people who quote me £30 for a new one if they want me to order one

Have one last look at faulty controller

realise I hadn't put the batteries the right way round

I am MR BEAN for real
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 09:17 PM
If you had that problem with a vibrator, this story would be 25% funnier.

But it's still hitting the 75% ha-ha factor, so it's all good.

;)
paul jones
08-10-2006, 09:24 PM
If you had that problem with a vibrator, this story would be 25% funnier.

But it's still hitting the 75% ha-ha factor, so it's all good.

;)

I loaned my vibrator to TAL but he hasn't given it back
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 09:26 PM
Do vibrators actually do anything for men, other than make their balls jiggle?
TAL
08-10-2006, 09:32 PM
If a man was secure enough to explore his prostate then there might be a use for a vibrator.

Or so I've heard.



PJ, I sent it back weeks ago. Damn post office.
paul jones
08-10-2006, 09:34 PM
If a man was secure enough to explore his prostate then there might be a use for a vibrator.

Or so I've heard.



PJ, I sent it back weeks ago. Damn post office.

yeah,the service is too slow these days:(
paul jones
08-10-2006, 09:35 PM
Do vibrators actually do anything for men, other than make their balls jiggle?

qoute of the year!:D
Bitchamachacha
08-10-2006, 09:45 PM
Wow! That's twice in one week.

I feel special.

Fuck. I AM special. The sticker on my dress that says "Special $2.49" that I pulled from my beer says so. YAAAAAAAY!

;)
paul jones
08-10-2006, 09:49 PM
Wow! That's twice in one week.

I feel special.

Fuck. I AM special. The sticker on my dress that says "Special $2.49" that I pulled from my beer says so. YAAAAAAAY!

;)
:)
b-grrrlie
08-11-2006, 05:43 AM
I just had to order a new remote for my VCR, just got a new one two months ago and it broke already. It's the fourth in four years!!! Luckily I got a five year guarantee and it covers even the remote. So next year I'm gonna get a new VCR if that happens again (those universal remotes don't work on that freakin' VCR...)