Would you survive a horror movie?

[DandyFop]

When I was watching The Descent I said to myself "yeah, that would pretty much be it for me, I would off myself". Would you be one of those people in a horror movie that fights back and kicks everyone or everything's ass? I don't know, I think I would be too paralyzed by fear at some point, and would just kill myself rather than deal with some of that shit.

It's kinda like with zombies or the borg - I'd much rather kill myself first than watch my guts get ripped out.

Do you think you have any of the skills that would be required in surviving something like this? Let's see, you should be pretty good at:


running
fighting (whether it is boxing, karate, whatever)
being stealthy, quiet, and hidden when needed
fashioning weapons out of various items
making fire
being able to think the way your enemy would
knowing some kind of biology or history of the enemy


So, what do you think? Are you the annoying loudmouth who gets offed first? Or the bitter survivor of some tragedy, with a fierce will to live, and a great ability to reach sharp or blunt objects that are just barely beyond your fingers, right when you are pinned down by the psycho/vampire/werewolf/zombie/etc.?

[Bob]

i would probably die a "did anyone hear something? i'll go check" related death

[zorra_chiflada]

i watched wolf creek and felt angry at how pathetic the characters were. they didn't know how to use the butt of a rifle as a blunt force object!

[jackrock]

running Yes
fighting (whether it is boxing, karate, whatever) Kinda, not really
being stealthy, quiet, and hidden when needed Sure
fashioning weapons out of various items No, maybe a stick
making fire No
being able to think the way your enemy would No
knowing some kind of biology or history of the enemy Maybe


I guess i'd be dead. But I would try harder to save others than myself. I could never live with myself if I saw my brother or friend etc, get dragged away and eaten by a zombie, or ripped apart by an alien, or serial killer.

Though, I've said it before, I think it would be an adventure that I would look forward to, running around the neighborhood blowing the heads off of the living dead, or taking a hatchet to one of them. I'm patiently waiting for zombies to come, seriously.

[mikizee]

i watched wolf creek and felt angry at how pathetic the characters were. they didn't know how to use the butt of a rifle as a blunt force object!

for sure, i mean she hits him in the back with the rifle, and im like 'hit him in the fucking head!!! hit him in the fucking head u stupid woman!!!!'

Alas, she didn't, and we all know what happened to her!!!!

Head on a stick!!

[Bitchamachacha]

Oh, I'd totally survive!

If for some reason things didn't go as planned and I was backed into a corner by said creature/villian/psychopath, I'd off myself so they wouldn't get the pleasure of doing it.

I'd be like, "Ha! Ha! Rock crushes paper! I win!"

[abcdefz]

Since I'm not likely to have sex, I'd say that I'd be the one who survives. (y)

[bigblu89]

I'd be the fat guy in the movie, he's usually the first to go.

Right after the black guy.

[TAL]

I would be the killer.

[zorra_chiflada]

the frumpy tomboy girl survives! woo!

[Dorothy Wood]

for sure, i mean she hits him in the back with the rifle, and im like 'hit him in the fucking head!!! hit him in the fucking head u stupid woman!!!!'

Alas, she didn't, and we all know what happened to her!!!!

Head on a stick!!

yeah, cordo and I just saw that movie and we kept screaming, "CUT HIS HEAD OFF! STAB HIM IN THE HEART!" and then she just womps him twice in the back! GAH!

I couldn't handle being tortured, I'd rather kill myself first. I think I'd be the person who'd try really hard to get away, but then accidentally impale myself on an iron rod. If there were monsters/ghosts/zombies involved, I'd for sure kill myself. 'cause that shit's just too creepy man.

[Bob]

I would be the killer.

i'd be the one everyone suspects is the killer, until i get killed too, and it just turns out i was a normal creepy guy

[tracky]

I'd fearlessly charge at the baddy... and prompty get ripped to shreds, as an example to the rest that the bad guy is not to be messed with

[Rock]

i think ive seen enough horror movies to know what to do and what not to do.
I'd make it to the end. but after killing my would be killer...i would go looney and be the killer in the sequel.

[monkey]

i would never go to the basement or the attic. thats where people die. or open closets. or be in the kitchen. or be anywhere but my bedroom, with everything closed. really, my horror movie would suck.

[Helvete]

I am the fucking horror movie.

[fucktopgirl]

I would defenitely survive and be the girl who kill the psycho with an ax in the forehead!

[Dorothy Wood]

I would never try to fight the bad guy. I've tried wrestling with dudes before and even if I think I'm doing alright at first, I usually end up on the ground. once I was trying to fight my friend's brother and I went at him and he hooked my leg and flipped me right upside down, oof!

although, maybe I could do it if I had a secret knife or a shiv, that way I could stab.

[Helvete]

I would defenitely survive and be the girl who kill the psycho with an ax in the forehead!
You'd be dead because you are French.

I would never try to fight the bad guy.
Good girl, accept defeat. You can run, but it just makes it more fun for us.

[ericlee]

running2 miles in 15 min 20 secs.
fighting (whether it is boxing, karate, whatever)basic hand to hand combat, certified training with asp
being stealthy, quiet, and hidden when neededinfantry training teaches the basics of stealth
fashioning weapons out of various itemsall I need is a stick
making firetoo easy
being able to think the way your enemy wouldI would have been a shitty c.o. if I couldn't do this
knowing some kind of biology or history of the enemykick them in the nuts


this is too easy.

[Dorothy Wood]

You'd be dead because you are French.


Good girl, accept defeat. You can run, but it just makes it more fun for us.


dude, shut the fuck up. I'll rape your eye sockets with a corn cob. A DRY CORN COB!

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm totally bringing ericlee with me in the next horror movie i'm in. he's got my back.

[Rock]

https://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1733

[fucktopgirl]

You'd be dead because you are French.

you miss the point, that exactly why i would survive...
on the contrary you would die becuz of lack of witt!

[Helvete]

No, I die because that's the way every horror film ends. Such is the life of one of my kind. Death is never eternal though.

[zorra_chiflada]

running - ugh. my lungs are in bad shape. no running for me. i'd bike instead!
fighting (whether it is boxing, karate, whatever) - maybe a little
being stealthy, quiet, and hidden when needed - no fucking way, i am unable to sit still
fashioning weapons out of various items - this i would rule at. i'm creative
making fire - woah. no
being able to think the way your enemy would - i am my own enemy
knowing some kind of biology or history of the enemy - they want to kill me! that's all i need to know.



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[wrongwayandugg]

i'm surviving right now.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

If I had a gun I'd pretty much be ok. Im a good shot, and im not stupid like most of these bitches and aim for the knee or something. you aim for the head.

For some reason this thread is making me think about who would win in a fight, Mighty mouse or Superman... :confused:

[wrongwayandugg]

If I had a gun I'd pretty much be ok. Im a good shot, and im not stupid like most of these bitches and aim for the knee or something. you aim for the head.

For some reason this thread is making me think about who would win in a fight, Mighty mouse or Superman... :confused:

mighty mouse. he has no weakness.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

But Mighty mouse is just a mouse, Super man is a real person. I wonder would a mouse trap have the same effect?

What about superman? could louis lane really have his baby? Or could someone of say.. Wonder woman's status only be strong enough to carry it?

[TAL]

This isn't Stand By Me!