Snack Wraps

[Dorothy Wood]

so, mcdonalds is all, "oh shit guys, larry ordered too much chicken and torillas!" and larry's all, "shit guys, I fucked up!" and nancy's all, "let's make some motherfuckin' snack wraps!" and everyone's all, "WHATTT?!"

and them I'm all, "LEMME EAT THAT SHIT!" at 2 a.m. on a thursday.

$1.29

my friend goes, "ugh, I can't believe we're going to mcdonald's, we're such consumers" and I said, "eat a dick!"

[steve-onpoint]

chicken nuggets and a chemical shake
takes 24 hours to thaw

[b i o n i c]

wait faith banks is sarky isnt she?

[Dorothy Wood]

yes, it tasted good. pretty much anything would've at that point though.

[b i o n i c]

fucking melted pizza oil + cheese from rays on houston after some hard drinking.... mmmm - over any mcdonalds belly-bomb, any day..

[Lex Diamonds]

my friend goes, "ugh, I can't believe we're going to mcdonald's, we're such consumers" and I said, "eat a dick!"
You should have shouted "CONSUME THIS" and pretended to cradle a gigantic erect penis. (y)

[Dorothy Wood]

You should have shouted "CONSUME THIS" and pretended to cradle a gigantic erect penis. (y)

oh shit, or maybe "CONSUME THIS" while yanking my crotch! too late now! maybe he would've laughed instead of grimacing. ha ha, grimace.