Dress Up Jesus!!!!

[jennyb]

(y) Do It! (http://www.jesusdressup.com/index.html)

[b i o n i c]

now that's just wrong (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1270752&postcount=82)

[jennyb]

haha, so did you dress him bionic? how bout that 'hang in there' sign... oh man

[b i o n i c]

there's no thong

[jennyb]

no there is no thong... hmmm, BUT, there's a lovely skull shirt and a scuba mask! how bout that devil costume!? Who knew? Jesus wore tightey whiteys?

[b i o n i c]

jesus is too fabulous for that. he needs teeth grills that say "yeah son"

[HOTWIFE]

I like my Jesus in his white cloth just fine.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

I dressed him up as Richard Simmons AND a ballerina! That's just wrong..

*Is now condemed to hell*

[jennyb]

I dressed him up as Richard Simmons AND a ballerina! That's just wrong..

*Is now condemed to hell*

meh, me thinks it's better than actually putting him in a devil's suit... A DEVIL'S SUIT!

btw, I actually am promoting this shit, I think I'm off to haites in a handbasket :eek:

[WhoMoi?]

That's awesome (y)

I'll be seeing you all in Hell. Or at least Pergatory.

[b i o n i c]

if you;re really careful you can remove jesus' nipples and replace them with commas

[Dorothy Wood]

my christian upbringing and low tolerance for bad drawings has me feeling uncomfortable and nearly offended by that page. how odd. I think maybe because he has so much power for people, it's kind of rude to make such a mockery of the crucifixion. I guess it's like when I was in girl scouts and we'd sing, "He's got the whole world in His hands", and go along through the ranks of scoutdom singing, "he's got the jazzy jazzy juniors, in his hands" and "loudmouth leaders, in his hands" (sung with glee), then we'd get to the "sexy sexy seniors, in his hands" and I would just cringe. plus senior girl scouts were like 14 and huge dorks...far from sexy. gross.

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha

you christian dork

[b i o n i c]

my christian upbringing and low tolerance for bad drawings has me feeling uncomfortable and nearly offended by that page. how odd. I think maybe because he has so much power for people, it's kind of rude to make such a mockery of the crucifixion. I guess it's like when I was in girl scouts and we'd sing, "He's got the whole world in His hands", and go along through the ranks of scoutdom singing, "he's got the jazzy jazzy juniors, in his hands" and "loudmouth leaders, in his hands" (sung with glee), then we'd get to the "sexy sexy seniors, in his hands" and I would just cringe. plus senior girl scouts were like 14 and huge dorks...far from sexy. gross.


hey i sorta remember looking at some pic you posted with a funny jesus in it. gimme a break you jesus pornographer

[Dorothy Wood]

hey! I'm not a christian dork! I'm agnostic. I am pretty surprised by my reaction actually, I thought I wouldn't care.

I think I just don't like the crucifixion being made fun of...or rather I suppose the crucifixion has always made me feel uncomfortable. and they pretty much drilled it into our head during the 4 years I attended Lutheran school that it was a horrible thing to go through and that He did it to save us! brainwashery? perhaps.

[Bitchamachacha]

I want this magnet set.

Hells yeah. Hitler, Freddy Kreuger and Teletubbies, bitches.

Magnets for lyfe!! (http://www.normalbobsmith.com/store/fridgemagnetpage_eviljdu.jpg)

[b i o n i c]

show your tits

[Dorothy Wood]

hey i sorta remember looking at some pic you posted with a funny jesus in it. gimme a break you jesus pornographer

it's just a plain jesus picture with text bubbles with God saying something and him saying something back. my boss made them and they're not that funny actually. the funny part is that he made them at all.

[b i o n i c]

jesus sees everything!


(i was kidding)

[Dorothy Wood]

jesus sees everything!


(i was kidding)


YOU ARE OFFENDING ME OKAY!

[b i o n i c]

jesus would be pissed at you for eating at mcdonalds. god gave you that stomach you know, and he can take it back just as quick. jesus thinks subway woulda been a much more sensible choice. or a glass of canola oil

[Dorothy Wood]

I think you should eat a plastic bag, then poop it out, then you forget about it and you put a sandwich in it for later, then you're like, "oh yeah, here's this sandwich I need to eat" and then you eat it and then I'm all, "YOU JUST ATE A POOP SANDWICH!"

BAM!

what up now, bitch?

[b i o n i c]

ahahhhhhhhHA!@ you win. that made me larf hard

*pulls out stakes and folds up tent*

oh yeah?! you ate a vagina-burger that was dehydrated and packed into a supository administered through yer right nostril w/ a glass of pissy diarreah strained through a dirty tampon. so there.

[Dorothy Wood]

see, now, if it's not realistic, it's not gonna be as funny.

[b i o n i c]

as if i ever eat sandwiches

[Randetica]

I think you should eat a plastic bag, then poop it out, then you forget about it and you put a sandwich in it for later, then you're like, "oh yeah, here's this sandwich I need to eat" and then you eat it and then I'm all, "YOU JUST ATE A POOP SANDWICH!"

BAM!

what up now, bitch?



LMFAOMG!!!!11