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RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
08-12-2006, 08:37 PM
And it's always like, a half hour you leave because your tired or something. And then you get that phone call from that one super drunk friend who's telling you "OH MY GOD DUDE! you should have been there! The spice girls showed up and gave everyone head!" even the 400 pound dude who's nickname is "Holy Moley" because his face is covered in moles? And your just super pissed off at everyone because life sucks ass?


Metaphor of my life! :(
zorra_chiflada
08-12-2006, 08:38 PM
the real spice girls?
Chicka B
08-12-2006, 08:42 PM
Wow, that's like the real Spice Girl movie! I can't believe I just admited to watching that. It was a long time ago. :o
jackrock
08-12-2006, 08:44 PM
Re: You ever just leave a party, and the Spice girls show and give everyone blow jobs
Omg yes! all the time! (n)
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
08-12-2006, 08:47 PM
What im trying to get to here, is Have you ever just left a party (or in my case a relationship) and then literally right after you leave someone calls you and starts telling you how all these amazing things happened and how you should have stayed for like.. 10 more minutes because something exta ordinary happened like the Spice girls showed up and gave everyone BJ's (or in my case my X-friends all went to go see MY favorite band and they got backstage and met them and got autographs and free tshirts and what not, all because of MY Xboyfriend..)
it sucks!
zorra_chiflada
08-12-2006, 08:47 PM
you should have made it the pussycat dolls
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
08-12-2006, 08:52 PM
That's weird. I considered doing that, but I was thinking about something Dave Attell said, and he said the Spice girls so.. I used that.
Documad
08-12-2006, 08:56 PM
I either leave too early or stay too late. It's better to leave too early.

Hopefully, you'll think that band is lame within six months.
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
08-12-2006, 08:58 PM
True, I just keep telling myself one day Im gunna be a cash money millionair with all my paintings and writings and comics and one not.. and I can laugh at them in thier shacks while I light my cigs with 100 dollar bills. (y)
Chicka B
08-12-2006, 09:00 PM
Oh damn! That's weird. :( But everything happens for a reason. Maybe if you went, something bad would've happened?
ToucanSpam
08-12-2006, 11:22 PM
you should have made it the pussycat dolls
They have to be skanks, the way they act intheir videos.




They have to be.
sercomdj01
08-13-2006, 02:51 AM
I always stay for the blowjobs.

Sorry you missed out :(
Planetary
08-13-2006, 05:36 AM
solution: dont be such a loser and leave then.
Loppfessor
08-14-2006, 06:32 AM
I left a shitty "party" last night. My friend and I were the oldest there and most were under 21 and the cops were all over the area. Plus, we had to be "quiet" or otherwise the neighbours would complain. No music, people were dull as hell. So, we lied to get out and then left. We should've went to the bar that night. God...


And then the Spice Girls showed up??? :confused:
Bitchamachacha
08-14-2006, 07:48 AM
you should have made it the pussycat dolls

Or even better....

Lance Bass.
skra75
08-14-2006, 07:02 PM
you should have made it the pussycat dolls

the pussycat dolls are hookers. they came to my work once promoting some tour or something. one of them is very, very ugly. scary looking, like a doll carved out of wood.
The Notorious LOL
08-14-2006, 10:52 PM
no this has never happened to me.
Pres Zount
08-15-2006, 01:15 AM
This hasn't happened to me, but sometimes I twist my ankle or something getting out of bed, and I'm a little late, and when I finnaly get there all my crew have been killed, and I'm like 'phew'.
Loppfessor
08-15-2006, 01:30 AM
This hasn't happened to me, but sometimes I twist my ankle or something getting out of bed, and I'm a little late, and when I finnaly get there all my crew have been killed, and I'm like 'phew'.


:eek:


Oh well I guess when your number is up it's up....then again you may have only angered death and now you'll hafta spend the next few weeks dodging mishaps like in those Final Destination movies
Pres Zount
08-15-2006, 01:33 AM
crap

Well at least I didn't get Mel C slobbering down my wang.
Loppfessor
08-15-2006, 01:37 AM
Yeah and don't get me started on Scary Spice...one word my friend, teeth!
Lyman Zerga
08-15-2006, 06:53 AM
ouch
beastieangel01
08-15-2006, 01:41 PM
this kind of thing used to happen to me.

now I'm always there for the crazy things that happen.
skra75
08-15-2006, 02:38 PM
even the 400 pound dude who's nickname is "Holy Moley" because his face is covered in moles?

Holy Moley ahahhahahhahahahahha