Would I be condemmed to hell if...

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

I had one of my friends call the house of one of mine enemies and tell the girls mother that she's calling from Planned Parenthood, and we have the results of said enemies pregnancy tests in, and that we offer free unwed mother counseling sessions and financial aid for young mothers and thier children?

Yay (y) or Nay (n) ??

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, you got that from mean girls.


and you have "enemies"?

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Yes, i have 2 enemies. That's pretty good for me. Normally there's a love/hate ratio, but I guess im cutting back on mayhem. Oh well.
And yes I got that from mean girls, but its BRILLIANT!!!

[GetYourWarOn]

straight shot right to the ol baby maker

[GetYourWarOn]

Yes, i have 2 enemies. That's pretty good for me. Normally there's a love/hate ratio, but I guess im cutting back on mayhem. Oh well.
And yes I got that from mean girls, but its BRILLIANT!!!

are they mortal enemies?

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Theyre not going to know its me though so how will I get a shot to the Ovaries?

Mortal as in Humans?

[GetYourWarOn]

god will know

[zorra_chiflada]

i thought enemies only existed in video games and movies

[TAL]

I thought hell only existed in fiction.

[GetYourWarOn]

oh they exist alright.

[GetYourWarOn]

i've got an entire list of bulletin board enemies.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

God will know? Trust me.. if you knew these people you'd be giving them shots to the ovaries instead of me. And ok.. not enemies I suppose.. But someone I severley hate..
And if not hell then New Jersey? Or Wisconsin?

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Getyourwaron, I thought me and you were friends!! You offered me bone marrow!!! :(

[GetYourWarOn]

Getyourwaron, I thought me and you were friends!! You offered me bone marrow!!! :(

bffl

[GetYourWarOn]

And if not hell then New Jersey? Or Wisconsin?


iowa.

[Documad]

I used to imagine all kinds of horrible things I could do to my fellow teenagers. Some of them were quite smart.

It's really better to focus on something else that's positive for you, rather than dwelling on doing something negative to someone else -- even if it's just a fantasy. But you know that. You're 17 in 1.5 hours. Yay!

I don't believe in hell, but I do believe in karma. If you did something horrible like that, the girl would do something worse to you and it would just escalate. Plus, what if her mom got so mad at the girl that she killed her or something?

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Yeah but.. It's not fair! I believe in Karma too, but Karma takes too long! and plus I probabley wont be around to witness whatever happens to them that pays them back for what they did to me. That sucks!

And yes, I know I should be concentrating on other things, but I've wasted a whole year of my life on these people. I dont think it will harm me to spend 5 more minutes bothering with them.

[Dorothy Wood]

dude, just don't do anything. retaliation just makes you look pathetic. seriously. the best revenge is getting on with your life and finding better people to share it with.

[Documad]

I promise that someday you won't even remember their names. I can only name a handful of people who I knew in high school.

Karma isn't just about bad things happening to them -- it's about bad things happening to you. Maybe it's not even karma. When I hold bad feelings inside it makes bad things happen to me or makes me feel bad long term. When I roll my eyes and let the crap bounce off me, I'm healthier. I wasn't able to put that in practice in high school either, so I know that I sound like a crazy old lady. :p Life after high school is so much better.

[GetYourWarOn]

dude, just don't do anything. retaliation just makes you look pathetic. seriously. the best revenge is getting on with your life and finding better people to share it with.


agreed 100%. well said.


but if you should end up calling, just make sure to record it and upload it so we can all listen.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Well My friend is going to do it, Im not. Im just the brains behind the operation, he's the brawn. But I'd love to Record it for you (y)

I dont know, I dont let most things get to me. Im normally a really cool, calm, mellow person. But she Harshed my mellow. I've never been more mad at someone in my life. She took so much away from me.. and Im just. Mad. There needs to be Vengence. :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

what did she take?

[Documad]

Now, you know that it's no better for you if your friend does it. You're legally an accomplice even if you sit in the car while your friend is robbing the store.

[GetYourWarOn]

Well My friend is going to do it, Im not. Im just the brains behind the operation, he's the brawn. But I'd love to Record it for you (y)

I dont know, I dont let most things get to me. Im normally a really cool, calm, mellow person. But she Harshed my mellow. I've never been more mad at someone in my life. She took so much away from me.. and Im just. Mad. There needs to be Vengence. :mad:

well it's out of your hands now.


FYI putfile.com is a pretty good hosting servicce that allows you to upload your songs/recordings/whatver and make them public.

[Documad]

what did she take?
Ah, see that is the right approach. Let her vent here instead of on another person. Well done.

[zorra_chiflada]

stumpy fucked me over, but then he got hit by a train and lost a leg. so he got his comeuppance.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Im just pissed because I did everything for that bitch. She was a little, quiet, shy girl who no one liked who never stuck up for herself, and I took her under my wing, made her popular and did everything for her. I was over at her house almost every day for a year!! A DAMN YEAR OF MY LIFE!! A year I could have used getting to know more people, and getting A's in school, and drawing and writing.. all wasted. For her!! I got her to stop cutting herself, and always being depressed, ect.. and in return, she introduced me to some good friends. People who were my best friends, and I dont want to loose them. And then one day she just up and decided to tell me she was grounded instead of having the balls to tell me that I was banned from her house (for what reason, I dont know!!) and then I tried to talk to her on TWO count them.. TWO screen names, and she blocked me from both, and told me she'd talk me later, and she didnt need my drama right then, because she was beaten by her family and kicked out of her house. I offered to come pick her up from wherever she was, and let her stay at my house with food and clothes and everything as long as possible because I loved her man, she was the closest thing I had to blood. She took all that time away from me.
I bought her lunch every day because her mother never fed her.. I did this for a YEAR. For her birthday I slaved over a cake, made it from scratch. MADE her presents (a candelabra, a picture frame and I painted her basement walls with MY artwork) I worked on it for WEEKS, because I loved this girl like she was family. i considered her family, and she ditches me right before my Bday, after she promised I'd have the BEST birthday I've ever had.
And then.. she starts hating me, gets all my friends who hang around her to hate me, even though I was the one who introduced her to them in the first place, and now she's over there all the time, even though she HATED it over there when we were friends. and now I cant even go to MY freakin friends house because shes over there all the time and she's got my friends to hate me so much they dont ever want to see my face agian.
THATS WHAT SHE DID TO ME. THATS WHAT SHE TOOK FROM ME.
And If I was black.. This would be the damn ENTRY OF A MAD, BLACK WOMAN! :mad:

[GetYourWarOn]

Im just pissed because I did everything for that bitch. She was a little, quiet, shy girl who no one liked who never stuck up for herself, and I took her under my wing, made her popular and did everything for her. I was over at her house almost every day for a year!! A DAMN YEAR OF MY LIFE!! A year I could have used getting to know more people, and getting A's in school, and drawing and writing.. all wasted. For her!! I got her to stop cutting herself, and always being depressed, ect.. and in return, she introduced me to some good friends. People who were my best friends, and I dont want to loose them. And then one day she just up and decided to tell me she was grounded instead of having the balls to tell me that I was banned from her house (for what reason, I dont know!!) and then I tried to talk to her on TWO count them.. TWO screen names, and she blocked me from both, and told me she'd talk me later, and she didnt need my drama right then, because she was beaten by her family and kicked out of her house. I offered to come pick her up from wherever she was, and let her stay at my house with food and clothes and everything as long as possible because I loved her man, she was the closest thing I had to blood. She took all that time away from me.
I bought her lunch every day because her mother never fed her.. I did this for a YEAR. For her birthday I slaved over a cake, made it from scratch. MADE her presents (a candelabra, a picture frame and I painted her basement walls with MY artwork) I worked on it for WEEKS, because I loved this girl like she was family. i considered her family, and she ditches me right before my Bday, after she promised I'd have the BEST birthday I've ever had.
And then.. she starts hating me, gets all my friends who hang around her to hate me, even though I was the one who introduced her to them in the first place, and now she's over there all the time, even though she HATED it over there when we were friends. and now I cant even go to MY freakin friends house because shes over there all the time and she's got my friends to hate me so much they dont ever want to see my face agian.
THATS WHAT SHE DID TO ME. THATS WHAT SHE TOOK FROM ME.
And If I was black.. This would be the damn ENTRY OF A MAD, BLACK WOMAN! :mad:

blood in blood out.

[Documad]

If you bother her mother, you will be proving that her mother was right to ban you from their house. That should be reason enough for you to prove that you're better than they think you are.

I once lost many friends when I was kicked out of a club for Christian girls. People lied about me to the parents who ran the thing. My best friend's mom was the main person who did me in. I was never allowed to know who had said what about me. In retrospect, I realize why I was a threat, but it's still funny to me because I was not nearly the bad influence they thought I was, and many of their daughters were worse.

While the whole incident gave me fodder for hilarious stories today, back then I didn't think I'd survive it. I never spoke to my former best friend again, her mother used to come in to where I worked and talk down to me while I was on the job and so I couldn't tell her off, and I was forbidden from seeing many of the girls because their parents believed the club. [EDIT -- one funny thing is that one of the girls involved wrote to me in December for the first time in 20 years and wants to see me. I haven't responded. Yet.]

Teenage girls just suck. Guys don't do this to each other.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

It's just fucked up as hell. And I am so mad. I dont even care if Im friends with her or not, Im just pissed that I cant even go over to MY friends house, and see my guy friends.. all because of this bitch.
And half of me wants to be friends with her again just so I can use her to get back to whats mine. :mad:

[faz]

Thats some crazy, messed up, immature, lame shit

[ToucanSpam]

It is not up to mortal people to decide what actions send us to hell or not, its completely dependant on God. If you believe that sort of thing.


Rumor is though that if you make extremely pathetic prank calls like that, usually the karma boomerang is going to come back...

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Im a firm believer in karma, and I also believe that I've been paying my whole life for shit i've done, and will do.

[befsquire]

unless the mom is stupid, she isn't going to believe you. planned parenthood would not call and give all that info to the mother.

[Rancid_Beasties]

straight shot right to the ol baby maker
YES! I have watched anchorman thrice in two days. Hadn't watched it before that for like 6 months.

[Planetary]

And If I was black.. This would be the damn ENTRY OF A MAD, BLACK WOMAN! :mad:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

if she did this to you, her and your old 'friends' arent worth knowing, so just take a shit on all of their faces and leave it at that.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

^ nevermind, its something from Diary of a mad black woman. If you never seen it you wouldnt understand.

[Planetary]

nah, i havn't....

[ET]

Uh, maybe try weaseling in with your male friends when she's not around? That might piss her off.

Maybe I missed something.