If the BBMB were on a road trip...

[jackrock]

I'd get sick from someones B.O.



Your turn.

[kll]

I'd get carsick and puke, covering the offender's B.O.

[Rock]

i'd sleep a lot and fart a lot.
but i would rarely have to stop for the bathroom.

[QueenAdrock]

I'd be mad at the people who played their Ipods so loudly it's crystal clear through the headphones. Oh yeah, I'd also be mad at the people who kept asking for pee breaks, because I don't do that shit.

So I guess I'd just be quietly skulking the whole time because I hate road trips.

[Knuckles]

I'd drink Mountain Dew 1 liters.
Then I'd pee in them.
Then I'd offer them to Turd.

[Justin]

Id be giving the driver wet willy's and flipping their ears causing us to tragically die in a horrific car crash.

[milleson]

I'd bring homemade rice crispy squares and juice boxes for the whole group.

[hpdrifter]

I'd be dj, making sure the tunes were constantly on point.

I love road trips.

[Planetary]

i'd be high as a muh'fucker

[johntoefoot]

i'll stick my ass out the window

[DeeJayZap]

I'd be dj, making sure the tunes were constantly on point.

I love road trips.
id punch you out take over the turntables and play GOOD tunes.

:rolleyes:

[Lex Diamonds]

i'd be high as a muh'fucker
Word up. If we couldn't light up in the car then we'd have to add 10 hours onto the journey for smoke breaks. (y)

[DandyFop]

I would insist that we all sing along to No Sleep Till Brooklyn at the top of our lungs, and give the people who were "too cool", shit for it.

[Dorothy Wood]

there's no way we'd all fit in one car.

[QueenAdrock]

One of my last road trips was actually to Brooklyn and I started singing it really loud when my friend started nodding off. She called me a jerk. Though that may have to do with the fact that I was shoving a pencil eraser up her nose while I was singing it too, trying to get her to wake up and sing along.

[HEIRESS]

I like stopping for coffee and sparkling fruit beverages ALOT

[Planetary]

Word up. If we couldn't light up in the car then we'd have to add 10 hours onto the journey for smoke breaks. (y)

skeen.

mayby 11 hours...

[beastieangel01]

I'd try to use someones boobs as a pillow then fall asleep.

[steve-onpoint]

I would not ford the rivers. But I would consider caulking the wagon and attempting to float. (y) (y)

[HEIRESS]

I'd try to use someones boobs as a pillow then fall asleep.

sup pup

[Gareth]

I like stopping for coffee and sparkling fruit beverages ALOT

insatiable!
do you have a large bladder?

[beastieangel01]

Heiress it would be a plreasure!

I would not ford the rivers. But I would consider caulking the wagon and attempting to float. (y) (y)

hahahaha

I used to play that. A lot. A LOT.

[HEIRESS]

insatiable!
do you have a large bladder?

wouldnt you like to find out!!! err ahhh :/

[Bob]

i would take a picture of beastieangel falling asleep on heiress' boobs, and then deny it after i got caught

[steve-onpoint]

hahahaha

I used to play that. A lot. A LOT.

;)

props, girl. madd props.

[jackrock]

Boop (http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html) (IE only)

[jennyb]

I'm pretty sure Droppin would be in charge of making the ipod road mix.

[jabumbo]

i'd be driving


and shaking my fist at all the people causing trouble in the back and spilling their coffee under my feet

[QueenAdrock]

I'm pretty sure Droppin would be in charge of making the ipod road mix.


Actually I'm pretty sure Droppin would be left on the side of the road with a backpack and sippy cup because we forgot to pick him up. :(

[cosmo105]

i, too, would get carsick and barf, forcing someone to leave his/her pillow on the side of the road. i'd have to ride shotgun so this would not happen, unless i took some ginger beforehand.

i'd make us stop for fritos and root beer every 2.5 hours.

[b-grrrlie]

I'd be deffo riding shotgun! And I'd be giving out ginger candy and liquorice to those car sick.





oh cosmo was and knew about the ginger...

[Drederick Tatum]

Actually I'm pretty sure Droppin would be left on the side of the road with a backpack and sippy cup because we forgot to pick him up. :(

"forgot".

[Lyman Zerga]

haha.

[HOTWIFE]

I'd drink Mountain Dew 1 liters.
Then I'd pee in them.
Then I'd offer them to Turd.
classic

I'd flash other cars with my huge knockers. Just kidding I wouldn't. And oh yeah they're not huge either:(

[kleptomaniac]

i'd sit next to tal to make him uncomfortable! :p

then i'd change seats every ten minutes to make everyone equally uncomfortable. then i'd probably hang out on the roof or something....no sharp turns. (!)

[ggirlballa]

i would be there with my ipod ignoring everybody.

[HOTWIFE]

i would be there with my ipod ignoring everybody.
oh you're THAT one....there's always one.:p

[zorra_chiflada]

i'd insist on playing really lame games, like travel guess who. and travel monopoly. and if i didn't win i'd throw a fit and the pieces would go everywhere, and we'd never find them again.

[Documad]

I'd make us stop at all the cheesiest tourist attractions -- but only the very cheesiest. And I'd have them mapped out ahead of time.

[ggirlballa]

I'd make us stop at all the cheesiest tourist attractions -- but only the very cheesiest. And I'd have them mapped out ahead of time.

the world's biggest ball of yarn!

[Documad]

the world's biggest ball of yarn!
Absolutely! But I'd have to be sure that it is the actual biggest ball of yarn.

[ggirlballa]

Absolutely! But I'd have to be sure that it is the actual biggest ball of yarn.

of course

there are big ball of yarn posers out there............its scary

[Chicka B]

The driver would have to pull over multiple times so I can go pee. :p

[zorra_chiflada]

i would give people chinese burns for fun.

[milleson]

Would anyone like a rice crispy square?

[TurdBerglar]

i'd let the hot hitch hiker on which would piss everyone off

[ggirlballa]

Would anyone like a rice crispy square?

i would(y)

[Documad]

I used to do Chinese fire drills.

[Documad]

Would anyone like a rice crispy square?
It's my favorite treat!

[zorra_chiflada]

the driver would threaten to leave me behind if i didn't start behaving.
then i would secretly give someone a bruise, and they'd cry.

[milleson]

*passes out snacks*

[Funkyfreshgrape]

i would play my flippen iPod really loud, and ask for pitstops every few minutes!:p

everyone would hate me...

[ggirlballa]

i would thank milleson for the delicous snacks(y)

& start dancing

[TurdBerglar]

i'd stuff all the kids in the trunk

[Drederick Tatum]

I think I'd be in charge of throwing Ipods at road signs. fucking teenagers.

[TurdBerglar]

ipods are expensive. keep them shits

[zorra_chiflada]

cash converters - drugs

[Chicka B]

I'd keep bringing up Turdberglar's lump til he jumped out of the car. I'm just kiddin, sorry. :D

[QueenAdrock]

Oh yeah. I'd also start everyone off on a "Are we there yet" chant, because I'm obnoxious when I'm bored.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'd make droppin cry. then i'd get yelled at. then i'd punch him for being a girl.

[QueenAdrock]

hahaha (y)

[jennyb]

I'd see a VW bug, scream "slug bug" and punch the person sitting next to me.

[Pres Zount]

I'd slit my wrists.

[Justin]

we should take the big yellow bus!

[jennyb]

we should take the big yellow bus!
more like the short bus (!)

[Pres Zount]

Where are we going? To hell no doubt.

[ggirlballa]

Where are we going? To hell no doubt.
haha

[Loppfessor]

I'd make us stop at all the cheesiest tourist attractions -- but only the very cheesiest. And I'd have them mapped out ahead of time.


You read my mind!! And we'd hafta buy the tackiest souvenirs they sold! I do this every road trip I take and it always pisses people off.

Also I'd keep insisting that the driver let me put in this "sweet mix CD" I burned for the trip...then like 4 tracks into it I'd be thinking "man this mix isn't so sweet after all"

Post Script: I’d also have to stay stocked up on trail mix, and Amp.

[ggirlballa]

Where are we going? To hell no doubt.

jackrock started this thread so he should say where we're going

[b-grrrlie]

I'd make us stop at all the cheesiest tourist attractions -- but only the very cheesiest. And I'd have them mapped out ahead of time.
Oh yeah and I'd make us stop at every "antique" store on the way, looking for great "finds".

[Funkyfreshgrape]

i'd stuff all the kids in the trunk
hhahahahh!:D

[Funkyfreshgrape]

gmoneyisfunny and me would irking everyone with our iPods, so everyone would get off! hahahahahh!:p

[DeeJayZap]

id pop everyones eardrums with my subwoofers built into some super type speakers built into a laptop that im making beats on reason with.

[Funkyfreshgrape]

then gmoneyisfunny would be driving the thing and crashing in cars and stuff and i'd be BLASTING music (my beastie boys, gorillaz, mix master mike, and mc hammer!) out of my nano! hahahahah!

[DeeJayZap]

and id laugh because your iPod exploded because you were playing music too loud.

HA!

[Funkyfreshgrape]

and id laugh because your iPod exploded because you were playing music too loud.

HA!
gmoneyisfunny will have a back up! :p hahahahaha! we kick ass!

[DeeJayZap]

everyone else gets mad and smashes the shuffle because since its a shuffle it randomly plays all the worst songs on full volume!

PWNED.

[Planetary]

id pop everyones eardrums with my subwoofers built into some super type speakers built into a laptop that im making beats on reason with.
then id take over because you don't know how to use reason.

then id carry on smoking.

[fucktopgirl]

i would eat a can of chicken peas just before taking off then fart all the way!

[Funkyfreshgrape]

i'd play doom and turn it up REALLY Loud and still have my iPod turn up! hahahahhha!

[adam_f]

I'd play solitaire and pray a penis would not end up in the vicinity of my ear.

[monkey]

i'd be high as a muh'fucker

word. sorry, i dont deal with people well otherwise. and i'd probably have the map and i;d be drawing different routes on it with highlighters. and i'd have a ruler, trying to figure out as much as i could the distance between places. oh, and i would also have a bag full of junk food. and i would probably try to play footsie with half of yallz.

[Funkyfreshgrape]

I'd play solitaire and pray a penis would not end up in the vicinity of my ear.
WTF

[adam_f]

Originally posted by funkyfreshgrape
WTF

Long story. Not mine, thank God.

[monkey]

Long story. Not mine, thank God.

I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT!!!! :(

[adam_f]

YOU DON'T MEAN IT! I KNOW YOU DON'T!

[Funkyfreshgrape]

stop fighting!

[Lyman Zerga]

i would stay at home

cause thats so me
and no one would notice the lack of me anyway

[adam_f]

Originally posted by funkyfreshgrape
stop fighting!

YOUR SIG IS FAR TOO LONG FOR ANYONE TO FIND IT AMUSING OR DELIGHTFUL!

[monkey]

YOU DON'T MEAN IT! I KNOW YOU DON'T!

but i do. it's not my fault i have a 27-inch dick. and you like to sleep on my lap.

[Planetary]

word. sorry, i dont deal with people well otherwise. and i'd probably have the map and i;d be drawing different routes on it with highlighters. and i'd have a ruler, trying to figure out as much as i could the distance between places. oh, and i would also have a bag full of junk food. and i would probably try to play footsie with half of yallz.

ok, you just bring the junk food, i'll take care of the rest.

[Funkyfreshgrape]

YOUR SIG IS FAR TOO LONG FOR ANYONE TO FIND IT AMUSING OR DELIGHTFUL!
so... i don't care... i'll make it smaller! just stop fighting...

[adam_f]

Originally posted by monkey
but i do. it's not my fault i have a 27-inch dick. and you like to sleep on my lap.

I don't like the fact that you apparently like it THAT MUCH when I sleep on your lap.

[DeeJayZap]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN PEOPLE!

[Funkyfreshgrape]

stop the gross talk about a god damn male body part!

[adam_f]

QUIT POSTING!

[zorra_chiflada]

imagine if penises had hands

[adam_f]

Imagine if penises had four places to piss out of and you never knew which way the piss was going to flow.

[zorra_chiflada]

Imagine if penises had four places to piss out of and you never knew which way the piss was going to flow.

omg yes, and people could bet on it! a whole new opportunity for the gambling industry!

[jabumbo]

i would strap randee to the roof so she had to come, and then try and get zorra to kiss me the whole time

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah right. Peter would be the bus driver cuz he doesn't bathe and likes to yell.

[jabumbo]

i already said i was driving, so duh

[QueenAdrock]

Haha. Gross.

[Lyman Zerga]

i love when you treat me like a dog (y)

[Bob]

i would try to keep everybody singing "row row row your boat" for as long as possible during the entire trip, just to piss off jabumbo and make him hit pedestrians

[DeeJayZap]

bump!

[TAL]

In the road?

[Funkyfreshgrape]

i would just do would already said

(bump!)

[DeeJayZap]

In the road?
yes. such a big one that it made the whole thread go up to the top of the forum! amazing!

[jackrock]

DJZap is my favorite. High 5!

[DeeJayZap]

DJZap is my favorite. High 5!
*hi 5s back* thanks lol.

[Lex Diamonds]

i would stay at home

cause thats so me
and no one would notice the lack of me anyway
My dick would.

[Lyman Zerga]

My dick would.


lolz

i love your charm
your lucky charm


^wow even my freestyling got better

this is a good day

[Lex Diamonds]

You love my charm
My baby's arm
That's big enough
To fill a barn

[Lyman Zerga]

genius (y)

cant beat my mentor well not in a non naughtish way

[sercomdj01]

Strip Poker :D

[kleptomaniac]

*on TAL's lap!!*


heh what'cha gonna do now???! :D

[TAL]

I don't know. Wiggle?

[kleptomaniac]

i hope we go through a lot of tunnels. i like tunnels :)


and we need a strobe light...that'd be awesome.


I don't know. Wiggle?

you wiggle. i waggle.

[Chicka B]

I'll probably get bored 'cause all you mothafuckas will be ignoring me. So I'd roll down the window and yell "DAD!" at random old men then flash my boobies.

[Tzar]

i'd want the bus (we're all on) to have an accident and i'll want to fall out and have the bus fall on me... and i'll wanna be remembered for being one of the best metal bassists on the planet :cool:

[DeeJayZap]

i'd want the bus (we're all on) to have an accident and i'll want to fall out and have the bus fall on me... and i'll wanna be remembered for being one of the best metal bassists on the planet :cool:
you never proved your talent!

[AdRockGRL]

I'd talk with ppl and when i'd fed up with it I'd start playn' 8games, music and videos) with my PSP... but depends by WHO joins the travel!

[adrock14]

I'll probably get bored 'cause all you mothafuckas will be ignoring me. So I'd roll down the window and yell "DAD!" at random old men then flash my boobies.

awww, chicka, i would sit next to you, & damn girl, you be flashin men?!?!?!?(!) :confused: old men?!?!?! haha, word.


i just thought, BBoys, are on the message board, so would they be on the trip too?!?!?! cause if they were, i would sit next to Horovitz!!!!:o :D