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Kid Presentable
08-15-2006, 10:42 PM
Like I fucking need it. I want to write a rap about eating properly for children.
zorra_chiflada
08-15-2006, 10:44 PM
haha. i'm totally game.
what should i do to piss off the bumholes downstairs? joe already stole their census form so they couldn't fill it in. haha. one small victory at a time.
b i o n i c
08-15-2006, 10:46 PM
nnnnnoooow... here's a little story i got to tell
Kid Presentable
08-15-2006, 10:46 PM
Fill it out for them and return it.
zorra_chiflada
08-15-2006, 10:47 PM
Fill it out for them and return it.

say that their names are mr and mrs bumhole. and they are shitheads. somewhere. hahaha
Kid Presentable
08-15-2006, 10:51 PM
say that their names are mr and mrs bumhole. and they are shitheads. somewhere. hahaha
QUESTION 6 Did anybody in the house look for work in the last 6 months?
My wife has a penis, and I think I like it.

Oi, Ms Crafty, this will probably be better than my PM's.
Kid Presentable
08-15-2006, 11:07 PM
i haven't had to fill out a census form before
They're compulsory here. No shame in not having done one. I hadn't eaten a banana until I was 23. I ate them for about a month, and then gave up.
zorra_chiflada
08-15-2006, 11:09 PM
i've never eaten a mango. they dont' have mangoes in the antarctic land
Kid Presentable
08-15-2006, 11:12 PM
Alright you two.

Mangoes are ok, but they smell. Much better in a juice, with Orange.

Big Macs contain the most delicious of sauces. If I could buy just the sauce, I would live off that. Big Macs are awesome, make sure you try one before you hit 30.
QueenAdrock
08-15-2006, 11:14 PM
i'm nearly 29 and i still haven't tried a Big Mac. i'm scared of the sauce

We need more special sauce! Put this mayonaisse in the sun!
Kid Presentable
08-15-2006, 11:17 PM
i worked there many, many years ago. they called it "Mac Sauce", i bet it's just mayonaisse mixed with ketchup
That's what the British use in Prawn Cocktails, isn't it?
QueenAdrock
08-15-2006, 11:18 PM
That stuff goes great with fishsticks.

I'd have tried it at least once if I worked there! Oh man, I'm hungry now. :(
Rancid_Beasties
08-15-2006, 11:18 PM
Mangoes are yuck (n)

I thought you said you were going to write a rap about children eating properly. Do it (y)
Kid Presentable
08-15-2006, 11:24 PM
Mangoes are yuck (n)

I thought you said you were going to write a rap about children eating properly. Do it (y)
I'm thinking.

I just cooked pasta spirals, doused them in olive oil and oregano and added grated cheese. Man, being (kind of, I mean, I've still got the internet. Let's not be silly about this...) poor again rules!
kaiser soze
08-15-2006, 11:30 PM
I hate it when children eat my property
Kid Presentable
08-15-2006, 11:35 PM
I hate it when children eat my property
In what way?