i'm probably gonna be a scalper

[zorra_chiflada]

you australians here would know about the falls festival, for those of you who don't it's this new years eve festival. the tickets sold out like 10 minutes after they went on sale or some crazy shit like that.
i already got tickets online weeks before just by clicking a mouse because i subscribed to their dumbass website. i rule. i'm probably not even going to go.
they were just talking on the radio about how awful scalpers are. but if i sell the tickets to people who suck, i won't feel bad.

[Kid Presentable]

That's awesome. do you have a train station you can scalp in front of?

[zorra_chiflada]

That's awesome. do you have a train station you can scalp in front of?

no, i don't actually. i'm thinking of selling the tickets for $1000 each (bought for $150) haha. i'm gonna get rich. and maybe arrested.

[Kid Presentable]

no, i don't actually. i'm thinking of selling the tickets for $1000 each (bought for $150) haha. i'm gonna get rich. and maybe arrested.
Could you sell that census form too?

[Documad]

I don't understand how the law works. You can charge an enormous service fee if you're a broker, but only to a certain limit? And only to someone from out of state?

Why can't zorra be a broker?

[Kid Presentable]

Doc, when it looked like Zorra and I were mad at each other, we'd just swapped accounts. This was ages ago. I remember feeling bad for being such a duplicitous little shit. Zorra, you should say sorry too.

Sorry Doc.:) :) :)

[Documad]

It's probably a good thing that I have no idea what you're talking about.

[zorra_chiflada]

haha. sorry documad :(

[Kid Presentable]

It's probably a good thing that I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah. I get that a bit.

We love you Doc, that's all. All of us.