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dave790
08-17-2006, 04:12 PM
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5739


Wasn't really sure what to do with this; figured it deserved to be seen by more people in any case, so into the land of Beastie Free it goes. May have to refresh the link page...
natalieuk
08-17-2006, 04:15 PM
ha ha never seen a headline as bizzare as that
Otis Driftwood
08-18-2006, 02:34 AM
Brilliant on so many levels.

Shout out to to wankdorff!
dave790
08-18-2006, 12:07 PM
I think the editor deserves a prize!
zorra_chiflada
08-18-2006, 07:59 PM
i remember two distinct ones from our local paper:

AIRLIFT BABY DEATH PROBE (what????)
LESBIAN BUS DRIVER FURORE (yep)
Justin
08-18-2006, 08:07 PM
I liked the one that said:

"Tiger Woods plays with own balls, NIKE said"
enree erzweglle
08-21-2006, 06:43 AM
I remember reading about a (serious) headline that said something like, "War Lowers Hopes For Peace".

I enjoy looking at the cover of this one tabloid when I'm in line at the Rite Aid and this Saturday, the one headline was something like, "Vegan Vampire Attacks Tree."

Wouldn't that be a great part-time job: writing assy fake headlines for a tabloid.
Lex Diamonds
08-21-2006, 07:54 AM
That's awesome.
Freebasser
08-21-2006, 08:01 AM
BODY FOUND IN CHURCHYARD

Something that made me laugh the other week on BBC Sport was [Manchester United manager] Alex Ferguson describing [Manchester United footballer] Paul Scholes, who had been out for the majority of last season with blurred eyesight, as "a player with great vision".

[]= For people who know nothing about anything
Yeti
08-21-2006, 01:43 PM
I like to make up headlines.

How about........

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Rockable
08-21-2006, 02:14 PM
"WE ARE POPE"
That was the headline after that German guy, Ratzinger, became Pope. Worst thing I have ever read. "We are stupid" would have made more sense.
dave790
08-21-2006, 02:38 PM
Well, I guess it tells you what you need to know
Lyman Zerga
08-21-2006, 03:05 PM
"WE ARE POPE"
That was the headline after that German guy, Ratzinger, became Pope. Worst thing I have ever read. "We are stupid" would have made more sense.


haha totally

but dont forget DU BIST DEUTSCHLAND!
Pres Zount
08-21-2006, 03:48 PM
NEWSPAPER BECOMES SELF-AWARE
Planetary
08-21-2006, 03:55 PM
a funny one was 'man found having sex with goat'.

i laughed lots at it