Snakes on a Plane

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

Please, For your children and grandchildren's sake, go see this movie. It was the greatest movie I have seen in a long time. It was also the most fun I have ever had in a theater.

Do what we did and bring rubber snakes. There are appropriate times to use them.


You will not regret doing so. 50 years from now when your grandchildren are sitting on your lap and they ask you how it was to see Snakes on a Plane when it came out in theaters, you will be able to tell them about the most magnificent piece of art in the begining of the 21st century.

[Loppfessor]

It was also the most fun I have ever had in a theater.




That is just so sad...I will be seeing this movie though

[cosmo105]

go. and bring 20 friends and a dozen rubber snakes like we did. and alcohol helps too.

[ms.peachy]

I am sick of hearing about those motherfuckin' snakes on that motherfuckin' plane!

[Loppfessor]

For once carrying around pockets full of rubber snakes won't be considered "weird"......I'm really getting tired of the strange looks

[Otis Driftwood]

I try to keep the snake in my pants, thank you very much.
You might be onto something w SoaP being this generations Rocky Horror Picture Show. :rolleyes:

[Bitchamachacha]

Ha! Sounds like good times!

I'd love to see the original version. I bet it was even better..though I'm not sure anything could be better without Mr. Samuel.

[Pootytang]

I bet this will become a new drinking game movie. Everytime a snake hisses, you take a shot and everytime someone says snake, you drink from your beer.

[skra75]

go. and bring 20 friends and a dozen rubber snakes like we did. and alcohol helps too.

hot...I'm on it. Galen and me will do this shit up properly /\

[DeeJayZap]

wear a fake afro wig and a suit and when you get in scream:

PLANE'S CLOSED DUE TO SNAKES!

[Bob]

samuel L jackson was on the daily show for an interview, he was hilarious. he's very clearly happy with this movie, and he's very clearly taken over its creative direction, thank god. the only clip they used to introduce him was the "i'm tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane" line. that's all you need, really

[QueenAdrock]

Seeing it tomorrow with Droppin' and my friends, after we stuff ourselves full of California Pizza Kitchen.

BEST DATE EVER. (y)

[adam_f]

I'm seeing it tonight despite the fact I'm snakeamaphobic and planegoncrashaphobic.

[Tzar]

they just started advertising it on tv over here. (y)

[QueenAdrock]

I'm seeing it tonight despite the fact I'm snakeamaphobic and planegoncrashaphobic.

I'm planegoncrashaphobic, and I'm still watching it. My one friend's a snakeophobe, I'm sure there's an actual name for it, and she REFUSES to see it. Then again, she freaks out if it's on a commercial on TV, so I wouldn't want to deal with that for 101 minutes aaaaaaaanyways!

[adam_f]

Originally posted by QueenAdrock
I'm planegoncrashaphobic, and I'm still watching it. My one friend's a snakeophobe, I'm sure there's an actual name for it, and she REFUSES to see it. Then again, she freaks out if it's on a commercial on TV, so I wouldn't want to deal with that for 101 minutes aaaaaaaanyways!

I'm going with my black friend Jay and my white aquaintance Steve and I bet I'm gonna get "Nigga please"-d and "Let go cracka"-d throughout the movie.

[Bob]

i just wanna see jackson whip a guy with a snake. that fucking rules

[QueenAdrock]

I kinda wanted to wait until the day before Brett leaves to force him to watch it, you know, just to lessen his anxiety for the ride home.

[fucktopgirl]

God,I will not spend a penny on this shitty movie! (n)

[skra75]

God,I will not spend a penny on this shitty movie! (n)

you're retarded. the shit's gonna be red hot.

[Bob]

God,I will not spend a penny on this shitty movie! (n)

you're probably going to be missing out on the greatest american classic since citizen kane, so it's your loss

[fucktopgirl]

you're retarded. the shit's gonna be red hot.

HUmm, red hot, like a big pimple?

I prefer to be retarded then to encourage a shitty movie that has no message , nothing and vehiculated stupid fears among citizens.

[fucktopgirl]

you're probably going to be missing out on the greatest american classic since citizen kane, so it's your loss


hahaha yea, this will miss to my cultural evolution!

[Bob]

hahaha yea, this will miss to my cultural evolution!

yes! yes you will! this is art in its purest form and i feel sorry for you if you can't understand that

[skra75]

I prefer to be retarded then to encourage a shitty movie that has no message , nothing and vehiculated stupid fears among citizens.

woah!

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, it's actually the governments way of telling us that terrorists can (AND WILL) use snakes against us!

Let's start another war!

[Bob]

that's all superficial. deep down this story is an epic showcase of love, of courage, of the human will to survive in the face of seemingly insurmountable danger. there's a little samuel l jackson in all of us, and a little of everyone in samuel l jackson. and in the end, all we want from life is to get these motherfuckin snakes off our motherfuckin plane

[fucktopgirl]

half of the american population will take this movie seriously.

Then when they(ignorant citizens) will see snake in the futur, they will think it is muslim with bomb strap around them who are disguised in snakes!

[QueenAdrock]

I know I for one, take the movie seriously. How can you not, with such a title?

[Bob]

half of the american population will take this movie seriously.

Then when they(ignorant citizens) will see snake in the futur, they will think it is muslim with bomb strap around them who are disguised in snakes!

man, i was being sarcastic, and even i didn't sound this ridiculous

i don't think anybody, including the creators of this movie, are taking it seriously anymore.

[fucktopgirl]

But was this movie is intended to be a parody or serious?

[skra75]

that's all superficial. deep down this story is an epic showcase of love, of courage, of the human will to survive in the face of seemingly insurmountable danger. there's a little samuel l jackson in all of us, and a little of everyone in samuel l jackson. and in the end, all we want from life is to get these motherfuckin snakes off our motherfuckin plane

(y)

[Bob]

But was this movie is intended to be a parody or serious?

at first, i think it was supposed to be just a normal action movie. "snakes on a plane" was just a working title, they were going to change the name to something like "pacific flight 53" or something normal later down the line. samuel L jackson saw the title "snakes on a plane" and a summary of the plot decided he just had to be a part of something so ridiculous. once he signed on, he wouldn't let them change the title or anything, he only wants to be a part of it because the premise is so hilarious, and at this point everyone who's heard of the movie feels the same way. whatever the creators' intentions may have originally been, this movie's officially a joke now.

[Echewta]

I went and saw Arachnophobia when it was out in the theatres and my friends and I bought a bunch of plastic spiders. Having seen the movie previously, we knew when to throw a handful into the crowd theatre just as the spiders in the movies were jumping etc. More fun than Rocky Horror. Good stuff.

[QueenAdrock]

Someone just informed me there was a Borat trailer. Can anyone confirm this?

<3 Borat <3

[Lex Diamonds]

I worte a theme tune for this movie. It goes to the tune of Eminem's Bitch Please II:

Now you don't really wanna fuck... with snakes
Only nigga that I trust... is snakes
Fuck around and make me bust... this snake

That's the snakes, they always on a plane.

[QueenAdrock]

There's actually a song that was written for the movie. And they've got a music video. And it's pretty shitty.

[beastieangel01]

I wanted to see it last night. I want to go tonight. Everyone is flaking out of me.

I'LL GO BY MYSELF DAMN IT. I want to see motherfuckin snakes! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[QueenAdrock]

Sounds like your friends are being lame, come to DC, kthx.

[beastieangel01]

ya know? what the hell? people make these elaborate plans because they seemed to be excited about it as much as I was.

Then last minute: Oh nevermind I can't.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[QueenAdrock]

I know what that's like. Leave a flaming bag of dog shit on their porch, they'll get the message pretty damn quick.

[beastieangel01]

I'll dump shit right on their head. That'll teach em!

get it? dump!

[cosmo105]

it's actually a romantic comedy, samuel ends up marrying a snake in the end

[SobaViolence]

see what happens when you let gays marry?

[Rock]

Someone just informed me there was a Borat trailer. Can anyone confirm this?

<3 Borat <3
google yo, google.

[Bob]

nobody knows what it's liiiiike
to be a snake today
in a man's world
with air marshaaalllls

[DandyFop]

Yall convinced me. I'm going tonight, come hell or high water. Or snakes...ON A PLANE!!!

[cosmo105]

my mom actually bought the snakes for me at a dollar store because everywhere else was sold out. and everyone else was soooo jealous. :cool:


seriously, we've been waiting for this thing since last year, and it blew away every expectation i had. it was fucking awesome, and the most fun i've ever had watching a movie.

[DandyFop]

Thanks for talking about it, I'm way excited now!! I gotta go try to find some little snakes now...

[QueenAdrock]

However, was it also because you were inebriated? I'm going to a matinee tomorrow afternoon, not sure if it'll be as fun if I'm not drunk.

Hell, I can always drink at lunch. It's Saturday!

[cosmo105]

i actually didn't drink at all, but a bunch of my friends brought either a flask or Red Cobra (heehee) in with them. i think for the most part they were too excited to get drunk, though.

[DandyFop]

Yeah, Utah sucks, the place wasn't even close to being full...

It wasn't as good as I had hoped, but it was pretty good.

WHY THE FUCK DOES DAVID KOERCHNER HAVE TO SHOW UP IN EVERY GOD DAMN MOVIE I SEE NOWADAYS!!!!!

[monkey]

snakes on crack. that line, deadpan fantastic. (y)

best film ever. EVER.

[ET]

You know damn well that some snakes are going to pop out of those compartments meant for the oxygen masks.

If that does not happen when I see it I want my money back.:mad:

[cosmo105]

You know damn well that some snakes are going to pop out of those compartments meant for the oxygen masks.

If that does not happen when I see it I want my money back.:mad:
you won't be disappointed. my personal favorite scene was when this one guy's holding a snake by the, um, throat i guess, and screaming at it - AAAUUUUGHH!


oh god i don't want to spoil any of it.

[buddylee]

is it like Snakes On Trains??

[beastieangel01]

I went. I saw. I got drunk. I laughed. I cried. My life is now complete.

[like2_drink]

the most fun i've ever had watching a movie.

can you explain this without ruining the movie?

was it the premise? were there funnier parts in it then any other movie? i do not understand how that movie can be great

don't take it as a biast view, just need convincing

[DeeJayZap]

don't take it as a biast view, just need convincing
*biased

[like2_drink]

hold everything, i spelled a word wrong

biased

you can all thank deejay for saving our lives(y)

[cosmo105]

if you don't get it now, you never will.

[faz]

Best. Film. Ever.

I saw it tonight. It rocked my world. It had everything.

I couldnt stop laughing. Even when you werent meant to laugh. Only because you knew something funny was coming.

Kenan + Samuel L. Jackson + Mother fuckin' snakes on a mother fuckin' plane = (y)

Then I went and got drunk and seen the guy that plays Eric Pollard in Emmerdale. He was working in the night club, that I work in, behind the bar for charity. People were getting him to sign beer mats and taken pictures with them. I laughed at them.

[b i o n i c]

im smoking a phattie and seeing s.o.a.p. this week... use this one on yer mates: sam jackson on the phone, yo (http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/)

[QueenAdrock]

I saw it with my friends and Brett on Saturday. Damn funny movie. And when Sam Jackson did his famous "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF*CKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF*CKIN PLANE" line, everyone in the audience started clapping and cheering. Awesome. (y)

I had a snake shedding that I found in the woods I had been planning to plant in the aisle, but I forgot. :(

[hpdrifter]

I am planning to see this film and am happy to hear that it is all that I hoped it would be.

[The Notorious LOL]

shit flopped opening weekend.

I give it three weeks before everyone just kinda stops talking about it.



I still plan to see it.

[QueenAdrock]

In another interview in early 2006, Jackson claimed that once he learned about the movie title being changed he said: "What are you doing here? It's not Gone with the Wind. It's not On the Waterfront. It's Snakes on a Plane!"


I love you Samuel. :o

[mickill]

shit flopped opening weekend.

I give it three weeks before everyone just kinda stops talking about it.



I still plan to see it.
I do believe you predicted it would gross $100,000,000 in its opening weekend. You were off by like 85 million, man.

[The Notorious LOL]

no, we never projected opening weekend. You said it wouldnt gross over $50 million but it wasnt specified the timeline.

[Dorothy Wood]

im smoking a phattie and seeing s.o.a.p. this week... use this one on yer mates: sam jackson on the phone, yo (http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/)


ha! "I think you got snakes on your internet". ha ha hahahahha

[mickill]

Okay, well, I stand by my original prediction. I think it will do better in the rental arena.

[na§tee]

ha! "I think you got snakes on your internet". ha ha hahahahha
:cool:

[b-grrrlie]

All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44)

[Nuzzolese]

Well, I haven't seen it yet but I already know it's the BEST.MOVIE.EVER.PERIOD. Samuel L. Jackson is my PIMP. Dude, he's fucking awesome, brah, when he says "Motherfucking Snakes" and shit, you know? And when he said "snakes on crack" I lost my shit, dude. It's so crazy that the movie is not taking itself seriously and it's a joke, see? This is instant classic, I know so cause they told me that's what it is. In fact, I don't even think I'm going to see it I'm just going to know it's the BEST.MOVIE.I'VE.never.SEEN. With Sam jackson and snakes and it's like a crazy ass on crack cartoon like wacky ass movie that knows it's a wacky ass sam jackson joke vehicle. BEST.SNAKES.EVER. I heard there's some TITS and snakes on tittiees and ass and fucking pimp and shit. KICKASS. rubber snake. DRINK!

Actually I did see it in a midnight showing and it was fun and loud and whatever whatever you've said it.

[The Notorious LOL]

if I didnt know you were intentionally being "sarcastic" I would have thought that was a yahoo movies user review.

[Nuzzolese]

I'm not being sarcastic, LOL, you just don't get it, the movie is SUPPOSED to be a joke, you just don't get it and you never will. It's Sam Jackson, nothing else matters. Did you not see that he yells?

[Dorothy Wood]

Well, I haven't seen it yet but I already know it's the BEST.MOVIE.EVER.PERIOD. Samuel L. Jackson is my PIMP. Dude, he's fucking awesome, brah, when he says "Motherfucking Snakes" and shit, you know? And when he said "snakes on crack" I lost my shit, dude. It's so crazy that the movie is not taking itself seriously and it's a joke, see? This is instant classic, I know so cause they told me that's what it is. In fact, I don't even think I'm going to see it I'm just going to know it's the BEST.MOVIE.I'VE.never.SEEN. With Sam jackson and snakes and it's like a crazy ass on crack cartoon like wacky ass movie that knows it's a wacky ass sam jackson joke vehicle. BEST.SNAKES.EVER. I heard there's some TITS and snakes on tittiees and ass and fucking pimp and shit. KICKASS. rubber snake. DRINK!

Actually I did see it in a midnight showing and it was fun and loud and whatever whatever you've said it.


sounds like when I saw Freddy vs. Jason. do I remember that movie at all? not really.

[Nuzzolese]

This is the best thing to happen to me since Alien Vs. Predator.

[The Notorious LOL]

my roommate actually tried to break it down and I told him I was disinterested in analyzing the psychology behind snakes on a plane.

[cosmo105]

stop being such a cynic and have some fun for once, nuzz.

[g-mile7]

i know (lb)

let down your pants an have some fun once in a while

[Nuzzolese]

I don't think I could ever have more fun out there, than I do here when I'm talking about having fun.

[beastieangel01]

ha! "I think you got snakes on your internet". ha ha hahahahha

that made me LOL so hard the first time.

Diana sent that to me :) then I sent it to lots of people. <3

[faz]

"I would hate to be watching a movie about snakes and have a rattlesnake bite me" (http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html)

[Rancid_Beasties]

I just saw this movie (first day out in Australia), i must say it exceeded my expectations as both a comedy and an action/thriller. It was gold (y)

[Tzar]

FUCK YEAH! just got back from it. :D
some of the violence fucked me up - some bits, i was like "what the heeeeellllll?!"

that blonde in the toilet has the nicest rack... i'd tell my mates to see it just for that girl.
8.5/10
some really american bits but i kinda expected that.

[b i o n i c]

rakes on a train

i was very dissapointed (n)

[mickill]

I'm so excited about seeing this that I'm going to wait another ten years before I actually see it so that this feeling never ends.

[icy manipulator]

FUCK YEAH! just got back from it. :D
some of the violence fucked me up - some bits, i was like "what the heeeeellllll?!"

that blonde in the toilet has the nicest rack... i'd tell my mates to see it just for that girl.
8.5/10
some really american bits but i kinda expected that.
yeah i saw it last night, and damn that was a nice rack

[The Notorious LOL]

people pretty much stopped talking about this movie a week after it came out. Big ups to short ass attention spans.

[QueenAdrock]

lol internet

[abcdefz]

people pretty much stopped talking about this movie a week after it came out. Big ups to short ass attention spans.


...do you actually thin it deserved as much attention as it got? Seems like the burnout factor was there even among the folks who thought the concept was amusing.

[QueenAdrock]

I saw it and that was it for me. I'd see it again, on video.

[Documad]

Ha! I've been thinking about this all week.

I was pretty sure it would tank. The entertainment media is never going to figure out that big internet word of mouth rarely pays off. Yes, we all remember Blair Witch, but it's difficult to create real interest on purpose. And teenage boys tend to stay home and play their video games when you need them most. :)

I see the tanking of this movie as one tiny piece of good news in a shitty summer for movies.

I suspect people will buy the DVDs if they're cheap enough, but it's no 40 Year Old Virgin where a new audience will fall in love via DVD. I think it's the kind of movie that's only good if you saw it in a packed theater on opening night. But what do I know?

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

To be perfectley honest, when I saw it, I thought it was funny as hell. It completley sucked ass, yet it gave me a few jumps and I laughed my ass off the whole time, so I guess I cant say it COMPLETLEY sucked ass. Its not something I'd see in theatures again, but I guess for a good laugh I'd rent it.
Its kinda like Child's play, worst freakin movies ever, but thier still worth renting just to get a good laugh. (y)

[Documad]

Do you know what's a funny movie? My Cousin Vinnie. That was on TV the other day and I had forgotten well made it was.