Crap Joke Of The Day

[Ally Al]

Until further notice BA has halted all flights from the UK. BA announced "i ain't gettin' on no damn plane you crazy fool".

add on

[Planetary]

that did suck balls.

well done.

[TurdBerglar]

what?

[BroomHead]

So this guy is talking to his psychiatrist and he says, "I've got a problem."

"I'm a puptent, I'm a teepee.... no wait, I'm a puptent..., nope, I'm definately a teepee... on second thought I'm a --"

the psychiatrist cuts him off.


"you know what your problem is, you're too tense (two tents)



ok, not funny

[Bob]

one smart fellow, he felt smart

say it 5 times fast

[Ally Al]

that did suck balls.

well done.


thanks

[Lex Diamonds]

So this paedophile and this 8 year old boy are walking into the woods and the kid goes "please hold my hand, it's dark and I can hear lots of big animals in the trees. I'm scared!"

The paedophile turns to the child and says "You think you've got it bad, I've gotta walk back on my own!"

[abcdefz]

one smart fellow, he felt smart

say it 5 times fast


It It It It It.






*waits*







:confused:

[Bob]

It It It It It.






*waits*







:confused:

ladies and gentlemen, the crappy joke of the day

[mikizee]

what do u call a supermodel with thrush?



a quarter pounder with cheese.

[like2_drink]

one smart fellow, he felt smart

say it 5 times fast


:(

i both neither said " it " 5 times or was i able to once say the line proper each 5 times.

jokes are ment to be funny, not hurt on the inside bob

befor hitting enter i tried one more time, got to the last one, fucked it on on the " felt " and just went off:D

[ms.peachy]

Until further notice BA has halted all flights from the UK. BA announced "i ain't gettin' on no damn plane you crazy fool".

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You missed out the bit about how he was then handed a milkshake by Murdoch, and how Hanibal was disappointed because this meant the plan would not come together, as he loves it when that happens.

[Ally Al]

You missed out the bit about how he was then handed a milkshake by Murdoch, and how Hanibal was disappointed because this meant the plan would not come together, as he loves it when that happens.


ha! that actually made me lol

slipped him the milkshake and then hit him with the syringe

[icy manipulator]

Until further notice BA has halted all flights from the UK. BA announced "i ain't gettin' on no damn plane you crazy fool".

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is this some joke only poms get? something like "what's the difference between stuart diver and mark taylor? mark taylor would've gotten himself out in 5 mins"

yeah only aussies would get that 10 years ago

[ms.peachy]

is this some joke only poms get?
It might make more sense with this. (http://www.ateamshrine.co.uk/gallery/pub19.jpg)

[Ally Al]

is this some joke only poms get? something like "what's the difference between stuart diver and mark taylor? mark taylor would've gotten himself out in 5 mins"

yeah only aussies would get that 10 years ago


LOL, you said poms

mate, i thought only Paul Hogan said that

also thanks to ms peachy for clearing up the confusion

[Schmeltz]

So I was in a fight last week and I ended up with a black eye. And boy am I glad it's better now, because the other eye got real real lazy and started making the black eye do all the work.

[icy manipulator]

a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. he asks the barman "how much?"
the barman replies " for you, no charge"

[Lex Diamonds]

So I was in a fight last week and I ended up with a black eye. And boy am I glad it's better now, because the other eye got real real lazy and started making the black eye do all the work.
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