Foods that go out smelling the same way that they came in

[ericlee]

White Castles. I remember one day while I was working, I pooted and my coworker happended to walk right into it.

He said, "Damn, those White Castles smell great, did you just finish eating some?" I told him, "No, actually I ate some 3 hours ago." After I told him, he realised that he has just walked right into my pootpourri.

[b i o n i c]

taco bell, hands down.
it also comes out LOOKING how it did going in.

[Dr Deaf]

starbucks cafe americano smells like it's percolating when its dispensed into the toilet via my penis thru way of my urethra.

[Bob]

starbucks cafe americano smells like it's percolating when its dispensed into the toilet via my penis thru way of my urethra.

i don't drink that, but yeah, i notice that my pee smells a little like coffee after i drink it (coffee! not pee. i don't drink pee, caffeinated or not)

i don't smell my pee on purpose mind you

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Chinese food. Definately.

[Whatitis]

Garlic!

[QueenAdrock]

starbucks cafe americano smells like it's percolating when its dispensed into the toilet via my penis thru way of my urethra.

Coffee does smell the same and that scares the crap outta me.
That's about it, though.

[beastiegirrl101]

starbucks cafe americano smells like it's percolating when its dispensed into the toilet via my penis thru way of my urethra.

right on man. freaks me out after a latte.

[Planetary]

sugar puffs, when you piss.

[kll]

pineapple


(sorry if someone has already posted this)

[Justin]

chili!

[Chicka B]

Are you serious? You all have some weak ass digestive systems. Haha!

[Planetary]

Are you serious? You all have some weak ass digestive systems. Haha!
leave my digestive system alone bitch!

[kleptomaniac]

leave my digestive system alone bitch!

you have enough to worry about with those chickens in your shorts!

[Planetary]

you have enough to worry about with those chickens in your shorts!
oh my god shut up! what's up with you and chickens? do you live with them? or constantly eat it? jesus.

now feed me mangos and light my hash!

[Lyman Zerga]

shut up chicken short

[Planetary]

why dont you kiss my balls.

cock cheeks.

[kleptomaniac]

now feed me mangos and light my hash!

you have chickens to do that for you.

[Lyman Zerga]

why dont you kiss my balls.


you dont have to ask me twice to do that



















but trice!

[Planetary]

you dont have to ask me twice to do that
but trice!

you mean thrice?

[Lyman Zerga]

no

[Planetary]

interesting

[ericlee]

what in the freakin' fuck is going on with my beautiful thread?

[kaiser soze]

asparagus

well sorta, sometimes...depends

[Lyman Zerga]

i would poot out a nasty slimey guinea pig killing fart in your beautiful thread

i mean

if i wouldnt be a girl, of course!

[ericlee]

i would poot out a nasty slimey guinea pig killing fart in your beautiful thread

i mean

if i wouldnt be a girl, of course!

oh get out of here with that girlie crap. I've seen logs in the toilet after my wife and I swear I've seen pilgrims aboard them. Not to mention the ferocious dutch ovens she's so happily awakened me with while I've been in the deepest of slumber.

"I'm a lady, I don't do that stuff"-my ass

[Lyman Zerga]

oh get out of here with that girlie crap. I've seen logs in the toilet after my wife and I swear I've seen pilgrims aboard them. Not to mention the ferocious dutch ovens she's so happily awakened me with while I've been in the deepest of slumber.

"I'm a lady, I don't do that stuff"-my ass


she has a masculine stomach then
so do many females

but im all non stop soopa troopa woman!



p.s. thanks for the info
you must be such a good partner! im almost jealous ;)