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The Notorious LOL
08-18-2006, 03:43 PM
when I was around 12 or 13 we used to go to this senior home with apartments on ground level and walk up to the open windows after dark and moon old people. Theyd get pissed and pound on the glass and shout and shit.
mickill
08-18-2006, 03:47 PM
Well I'm Eazy-E/I got bitches galore
You may have a lot of bitches/ but I've got much more(y)
The Notorious LOL
08-18-2006, 03:48 PM
the thread says "punk shit you did as a kid"...not "predict The Padsters next signature"
mickill
08-18-2006, 03:51 PM
My bad. I misinterpreted the title as make fun of punk shithead kids.
Planetary
08-18-2006, 03:56 PM
used to run around on rooftops. i also got busted for trashing the office of this construction site. :/
edit: im only 18. i guess that's not adult yet?
mickill
08-18-2006, 03:57 PM
My friends and I used to hop over the fence at the local fairgrounds (The PNE, Heiress) during the off season and steal garbage bags full of stuffed animals, then give them to the girls at school.
We also used to rip emblems off of cars. And give them to the poor.
b i o n i c
08-18-2006, 04:01 PM
i threw a lit blockbuster into a mailbox on halloween night in a crowded block when i was 13
ggirlballa
08-18-2006, 04:03 PM
i still have a lot of crazy shit to do
b i o n i c
08-18-2006, 04:08 PM
covered my asshole neighbor's corvette in bologna and shaving cream, RUINING his paint-job - the way he kept it for another 5 years. this was not on halloween
Justin
08-18-2006, 04:19 PM
does dyeing your hair count?
ericlee
08-18-2006, 04:22 PM
there used to be this lighthouse right next to the water. It was a tourist attraction and ferries packed with tourists used to always travel there and take pics of the lighthouse.
My friends and I would wait on top of the lighthouse for the ferries and when they came, we'd pull our pants down and jump backwards. I'd say that there's probably 400 or so tourists with pics of my ass.
I got fired from my golf course job once and I got pissed and took my car on the green during a rainy night and tore it up.
There was this one family that had kids and they always left their G.I. Joes out so, during the night, I'd walk over and steal them.
toilet papering and eggings were almost an every weekend ritual..
Mail box baseball was a once a month ritual..
I was pretty bad when I was young
BangkokB
08-18-2006, 04:29 PM
I robbed churches
Not financially but by stealing their stereo equiptment
The Notorious LOL
08-18-2006, 04:33 PM
I robbed churches
Not financially but by stealing their stereo equiptment
I stole one of those stupid gag ice cream cones that popped off a string from a church once. They were moderately popular for two minutes in 1989.
I got caught leaving the church.
Planetary
08-18-2006, 04:58 PM
I stole one of those stupid gag ice cream cones that popped off a string from a church once. They were moderately popular for two minutes in 1989.
I got caught leaving the church.
a straight G
The Notorious LOL
08-18-2006, 05:34 PM
not really, I started crying.
cosmo105
08-18-2006, 05:38 PM
^that was actually last year.
Planetary
08-18-2006, 05:39 PM
not really, I started crying.
haha word up
We also used to rip emblems off of cars. And give them to the poor.
you don't happen to have a spare honda H, do you? mine's missing
zorra_chiflada
08-22-2006, 09:08 AM
broke into this old abandoned warehouse and sprayed it up, broke windows shit like that. didn't get caught
then another time i was sitting on the roof of this warehouse with a friend. just sitting quietly, having a smoke. and we got in trouble for that. yeah.
oh yeah, we used to dance on the street in the middle of the night - like a busy street. cars would have to slow down, and wait for us to move.
Lex Diamonds
08-22-2006, 09:10 AM
My bad. I misinterpreted the title as make fun of punk shithead kids.
Bitch please/you must have a mental disease/
Assume the position and get back down on your knees!!
mickill
08-22-2006, 09:12 AM
you don't happen to have a spare honda H, do you? mine's missing
No, sorry. Hondas weren't really a target ever, Bob. How about a Jaguar hood ornament?
Kid Presentable
08-22-2006, 09:25 AM
Set a tennis club on fire.
oh how did i miss this thread!?
egging and making bombs was the name of our game. sodium canisters + lots of sparkler dust in a plastic bottle is always good for boom!
zorra_chiflada
08-22-2006, 09:28 AM
you know, i wish i'd spent more of my teenage years dressing nice and trying to look hot rather than shaving my head and being some dumbass cliche rebel. i fucking regret it so much. i wish i could go back.
mickill
08-22-2006, 09:29 AM
Set a tennis club on fire.
It's called a racket.
abcdefz
08-22-2006, 09:35 AM
Other than drinking and smoking and the occasional Playboy poster in our fort, I wasn't much of a delinquent.
na§tee
08-22-2006, 09:39 AM
yeah, i was really lame. a good girl.
i didn't see the point of "rebelling" for rebelling's sake. what's so rebellious about rebelling if everyone is doing it?
not like one of my flatmates though. they drove a jcb or something into someone's front room! :eek:
Kid Presentable
08-22-2006, 09:44 AM
It's called a racket.
Nah, we made fuck all from it.
Way back in school, I ran with a clique of punk kids (about 6 of us), and nights we were bored, we'd drive around town and find a house with a compact car in the driveway. We would then proceed to all get on one side and flip the car onto its roof then leave. We did that a few times until we realized that we weren't being punks. We were being assholes. Eh. Live and learn.
zorra_chiflada
08-22-2006, 10:04 AM
oh yeah, we stole cast iron pieces from someone's backyard. don't know why. i thought it was a bit stupid at the time.
hpdrifter
08-22-2006, 10:20 AM
I would have rebelled except I didn't hang with anyone rebellious and I wasn't a leader. I probably would have followed someone into rebellion, though.
Zorra, did you really shave your head? I was afraid of girls like you.
Lyman Zerga
08-22-2006, 10:24 AM
stole money from classmates
cheated on tests
didnt do homework for a few months
nothing too special
zorra_chiflada
08-22-2006, 10:25 AM
I would have rebelled except I didn't hang with anyone rebellious and I wasn't a leader. I probably would have followed someone into rebellion, though.
Zorra, did you really shave your head? I was afraid of girls like you.
yeah. i looked like massively ugly. i destroyed all evidence of that period of my life. when people remind me of it, i deny it.
skra75
08-22-2006, 02:25 PM
rode in cars when the guy was deliberately crashing into another friends car.
threw jugs of 3 day old mc'donalds tartar sauce at people who were walking down the street late at night
turfed random wealthy peoples yards for no reason
stole countless lawn ornaments (deers, gnomes, etc)
shot many bottle rockets at innocent peoples houses at christmastime
drove over a stop sign and kept going
drove over a one way sign and kept going
pushed each other in shopping carts using a car going 15mph
threw a television set over an overpass in the countryside
jumped my car over a hill and nearly rolled it, popped the hubcap off.
got into fights using roadkill
threw old mc'donalds hamburgers and tartar sauce at our enemies houses
...mostly while listening to death metal.
Freebasser
08-22-2006, 02:30 PM
I purposely directed another kid into a log fire during a blindfold session of hide and seek in someone's living room
I threw a heap of cut grass under a passing bus to see if it would fuck up the engine. The driver got out and chased me across a field (y)
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