View Full Version : I just got socked in the face...
SobaViolence
08-19-2006, 02:04 AM
and if it wasn't for 2 witnesses, i'd be arrested for assault.
ok...
i punched a girl
but she punched me first
and nearly broke my jaw...
tracky
08-19-2006, 02:36 AM
where was this at? was she someone you knew well or just some random?
SobaViolence
08-19-2006, 02:42 AM
some random who was talking shit
and then i felt like making something out of it
the 2 girls had more balls than the 4 guys...
but my jaw still hurts.
Lo_Lyfe
08-19-2006, 03:09 AM
wait, you hit a woman?
Planetary
08-19-2006, 05:26 AM
i punched a girl
score
like2_drink
08-19-2006, 05:31 AM
hahaha!
this thread = fucking gold
vivid details man, i want vivid details!
TurdBerglar
08-19-2006, 09:51 AM
not cool
The Notorious LOL
08-19-2006, 09:58 AM
If a girl hit me in the jaw extremely hard, I would hit back.
fuck that whole "dont hit women" mentality. Dont hit them unless they hit you first and it hurts a lot.
befsquire
08-19-2006, 09:59 AM
was it HOTWIFE?
SobaViolence
08-19-2006, 10:05 AM
the guys were talking shit and i returned the shit-talk
then one of them asked me 'you, wanna go?'
so i pointed to my chin and said take the first shot
and the girl stepped up and punched right square in the jaw.
by reflex, i wasn't even thinking, i punched back
i don't feel proud of myself, but i don't believe women should be treated any differently from guys. and after they saw i would punch a girl out, the guys buggered off.
then called the cops. boring night in ottawa when 4 cruisers show up for one little punch-up...and now i can't chew anything.
zorra_chiflada
08-19-2006, 10:11 AM
yeah, it was equally as wrong as her to hit you as it was for you to hit her. unfortunately, the law tends to swing towards the female.
The Notorious LOL
08-19-2006, 10:15 AM
I think its more sexist to stand in the "never hit females" camp than to make exceptions to that rule.
I used to box and all the instructors were women, half my size and weight...and every single one of them could have beat the living shit out of every guy on this board. If they swung at me, I would swing back.
monkey
08-19-2006, 11:59 AM
funny that a girl hit you that hard. i would be mad proud if i were that girl. but at the moment you hit that girl(which you were right to do), those dudes should have stepped up. those are losers that chick is hanging out with. damn. if i hit a dude and the dude hit me, i would expect (nay, REQUIRE) my friends to beat the dude to a pulp. or at least try.
The Notorious LOL
08-19-2006, 12:10 PM
its funny how when HOTWIFE talks about punching someone everyone tells her how great that is, but when SobaViolence hits someone in self defense he is criticized....mostly because it was a girl.
monkey
08-19-2006, 12:16 PM
just as in the n-word argument, hitting girls is a long-standing taboo because of the hint of abuse that it implies.
but rob$'s argument in inherently sexist. she hit him first. he didnt have to take it. apparently, she hit him hard enough so it hurt so that he's more than justified in hitting her back.
The Notorious LOL
08-19-2006, 12:20 PM
that is exactly the point that Im stating.
no guy would stop a fight because its apparent that the dude who started it is much weaker.
if you have a vagina, and you hit me, and it hurts....I am not going to say "oh, well you are a girl therefore I cannot defend myself". I think its stupid...women can be tougher than people give em credit for.
Im not defending acting out with violence. I would never hit anyone who didnt hit me first...man or woman.
Planetary
08-19-2006, 12:22 PM
I find it hilarous that this is even a debate.
then keep on laughin' cause it is, and always will be a debate.
monkey
08-19-2006, 12:28 PM
what if the chick was like chyna (http://www.jedroot.com/fashion/if/celeb/art/chyna-talk-060700-02.jpg)? hahahahahhahaa.
Planetary
08-19-2006, 12:30 PM
man. that chick is so damn ugly. she also did porn.
The Notorious LOL
08-19-2006, 12:35 PM
It doesn't really matter to me how strong or tough she was, or how capable women are at defending themselves, that's kind of branching off of the main issue.
how so? What is the main issue, anyway?
This is not a linear debate like "you shouldnt beat up women" in the same vein as domestic abuse. Its very different. While he shouldnt have encouraged her to hit him first, knowing the possible reprocussion...when she took the swing she opened herself up to the opportunity of a retort.
Planetary
08-19-2006, 12:38 PM
She also was a victim of domestic violence.
Her boyfriend was beating the shit out of her.
that's great. why're you telling me this again?
Planetary
08-19-2006, 12:40 PM
If I'm a sexist because I wouldn't have hit the bitch, then color me sexist.
it's funny how you refered to a woman as a bitch in the same sentence you're defending the accusation that you're sexist.
Whatitis
08-19-2006, 01:42 PM
I don't care if she was beating him on the ground with a metal trashcan, you still don't hit a girl.
Absolute bullshit. Everyone has the right to defend themselves no matter what the sex.
DipDipDive
08-19-2006, 01:54 PM
it's funny how you refered to a woman as a bitch in the same sentence you're defending the accusation that you're sexist.
Ha. That is pretty funny. (y)
I say anyone who is enough of a douchebag to resort to initiation of physical violence deserves to get clocked. Maybe it'll cause them to think twice the next time they've run out of clever things to say and they'll consider just walking away like a rational adult.
SobaViolence
08-19-2006, 02:17 PM
how so? What is the main issue, anyway?
This is not a linear debate like "you shouldnt beat up women" in the same vein as domestic abuse. Its very different. While he shouldnt have encouraged her to hit him first, knowing the possible reprocussion...when she took the swing she opened herself up to the opportunity of a retort.
and for the record, i was talking to one of the guys, when she stepped from behind him, shoved him out of the way and sucker punched me.
i wasn't picking the fight with the girl.
and i don't start shit, i just escalate and/or end it.
ps. DDD is wasn't rational, i was drunk.
cosmo105
08-19-2006, 04:22 PM
it's funny how you refered to a woman as a bitch in the same sentence you're defending the accusation that you're sexist.
haha yeah.
Auton
08-19-2006, 04:34 PM
you were asking for it. she had guts to hit you, you gotta admit.
SobaViolence
08-19-2006, 04:45 PM
you were asking for it. she had guts to hit you, you gotta admit.
good point.
Lyman Zerga
08-19-2006, 05:08 PM
its funny how when HOTWIFE talks about punching someone everyone tells her how great that is, but when SobaViolence hits someone in self defense he is criticized....mostly because it was a girl.
i agree
soba hope your jaw isnt hurting too bad
*snuggle*
ericlee
08-19-2006, 05:10 PM
the only type of woman I'd ever hit would be one that is as big or bigger than me and that's if they struck first. Or if her name was Brutus.
vickista
08-19-2006, 07:56 PM
Absolute bullshit. Everyone has the right to defend themselves no matter what the sex.
yeah, as a chic who has kicked sum male hiney, if they dont do anyhting back it's like pffft, what a chicken shit and so you keep going.
i mean the guys i've hit started it and they did hit back without even thinking about wether i was a girl or not but still, if a chic has has the right to fight back obviously a bloke does too, no matter who they're against.
tracky
08-19-2006, 08:51 PM
I'm pretty much with lol and eric on this one. It really all depends on the situation tho. What I'm saying is I wouldn't not hit a female. I wouldn't hit a girl or a grandmother or something like that. I work with one girl who's a professional athlete, she's hit me before, like in fun, but still, she's the type of girl that would get into a fight and probably the exact type of girl that would hit soba when he asks for it. And she'd deserve a punch back. So yeah, I just think it's kinda funny and hope your jaw heals up ok soba
HEIRESS
08-19-2006, 09:12 PM
Ive only ever been in pushing matches with dudes at bars
never come to blows...yet
Kid Presentable
08-19-2006, 09:47 PM
What, was she breast-feeding?
*badumbum ching!*
Bango
08-19-2006, 10:55 PM
Yeah, I did that on purpose genius.
Of course you did...
SobaViolence
08-19-2006, 11:40 PM
*snuggle*
*warm and fuzzy*
i can't brush my teeth :(
Burnout18
08-19-2006, 11:58 PM
at least she didnt mace you
pshabi
08-20-2006, 12:07 AM
the guys were talking shit and i returned the shit-talk
then one of them asked me 'you, wanna go?'
so i pointed to my chin and said take the first shot
and the girl stepped up and punched right square in the jaw.
by reflex, i wasn't even thinking, i punched back
i don't feel proud of myself, but i don't believe women should be treated any differently from guys. and after they saw i would punch a girl out, the guys buggered off.
then called the cops. boring night in ottawa when 4 cruisers show up for one little punch-up...and now i can't chew anything.
I would've socked her too.
pshabi
08-20-2006, 12:10 AM
Im not defending acting out with violence. I would never hit anyone who didnt hit me first...man or woman.
Wow, I wouldn't expect an asshole like you to have this view. Respect.
pshabi
08-20-2006, 12:11 AM
If I'm a sexist because I wouldn't have hit the bitch, then color me sexist.
I don't care if she was beating him on the ground with a metal trashcan, you still don't hit a girl.
It doesn't really matter to me how strong or tough she was, or how capable women are at defending themselves, that's kind of branching off of the main issue.
So, if a girl comes up and starts beating you with an aluminum baseball bat, you'd just cower and take it w/o defending yourself. You'd let a bitch kill you?
The Notorious LOL
08-20-2006, 12:30 AM
Wow, I wouldn't expect an asshole like you to have this view. Respect.
Yes, because obviously a stubborn bull headed approach towards music tastes would translate into being a violent misogynist.
get off my dick.
pshabi
08-20-2006, 12:39 AM
Yes, because obviously a stubborn bull headed approach towards music tastes would translate into being a violent misogynist.
get off my dick.
that's more like it.
Kid Presentable
08-20-2006, 01:31 AM
Agree.
Physical violence wouldn't have come into it if you'd had the balls to walk away.
Testimony:
When I was 17, my best friend and myself were in the company of this girl we both liked. We were having a drunken slagging match with this dude, who then tried to fight me. To impress the young strumpet, I turned and left the situation. My best friend clocked the dude in the face, flattening him. Then he and the aforementioned strumpet had sex all night, apparently.
ggirlballa
08-20-2006, 01:32 AM
Testimony:
When I was 17, my best friend and myself were in the company of this girl we both liked. We were having a drunken slagging match with this dude, who then tried to fight me. To impress the young strumpet, I turned and left the situation. My best friend clocked the dude in the face, flattening him. Then he and the aforementioned strumpet had sex all night, apparently.
haha thats just fucked up
pshabi
08-20-2006, 03:40 AM
I thought you said she hit you first???? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9fbIFMAIrQ)
DipDipDive
08-20-2006, 07:36 AM
ps. DDD is wasn't rational, i was drunk.
I know. I was referring to her behavior, not yours, in my previous post. It comes down to the whole "she started it" thing, which of course isn't an excuse. You're both at fault, as you know, but if she had taken the higher ground and not initiated the fist throwing, nothing would've happened and you'd be able to brush your teefs.
DipDipDive
08-20-2006, 07:45 AM
I've lost a lot of respect for anyone here who's posted that they think it's acceptable for ANY reason.
I don't think violence or fist fighting is acceptable for any reason. Period.
If I had been there, I wouldn't have encouraged Soba to retaliate, and NOT because his assailant was a female, but because striking back is just as irrational and unnecessary as throwing the first punch.
If it had been a dude that he clocked, you'd probably be all like "FUCK YEAH, BRO! THAT ASSHOLE DESERVED IT!" and crush a beer can against your forehead with your right hand and clutch your nuts with your left. That's a total double standard. Chicks who start shit deserve to get sat down. Reason being that JUST LIKE DUDES, if they have the balls to throw punches, they should have the balls to expect a punch back. Plain and simple.
Lex Diamonds
08-20-2006, 07:49 AM
Yes but the fact is most women are more fragile than men (except lesbians). It would not be a fight, it would be a beating. And woman beating isn't acceptable. Geek beating on the other hand is perfectly fine. (y)
zorra_chiflada
08-20-2006, 07:51 AM
um. yeah. i think i would consider myself pretty evenly matched to the average male. it wouldn't be a beating, i guarantee.
Lex Diamonds
08-20-2006, 07:52 AM
Man, shut the fuck up ho 'fore I bitchslap your ass and withdraw yo pimp benefits!
QueenAdrock
08-20-2006, 07:54 AM
I never said any guy should just take getting hit by a woman.
I'd like to think I'd be able to restrain a woman without having to resort to hitting her.
Defending yourself doesn't mean hitting the other person.
Defending yourself against a woman = acceptable
Hitting a woman = unacceptable
I've lost a lot of respect for anyone here who's posted that they think it's acceptable for ANY reason.
Though I do agree with your basic mentality of being chivalrous or polite towards women, I also think women have come so far in this world that we now should be on the same level as men. I mean, we're different from how we were back in the 1950s; we're in the same working world as men, we share the same responsibilities, same power. We're not delicate little flowers anymore, and I don't think we should be treated like we are. I don't think we should get special priviledges because that just reminds people that we're somehow different, which I don't think we are or should be. I know that if I punched some guy and he was about to fight back, and one of his friends said "You can't do that, she's a girl," I'd personally be insulted, like I wasn't able to defend myself. Fight me like a man, dammit.
Not saying your mentality is wrong, some guys just have it stuck in their heads that it's unacceptable to hit women and it'll never leave. But I personally think it's fine to fight back because we've changed over the years and are able to defend ourselves without guys giving us some sort of special break.
zorra_chiflada
08-20-2006, 08:07 AM
Man, shut the fuck up ho 'fore I bitchslap your ass and withdraw yo pimp benefits!
no
Kid Presentable
08-20-2006, 09:24 AM
Though I do agree with your basic mentality of being chivalrous or polite towards women, I also think women have come so far in this world that we now should be on the same level as men. I mean, we're different from how we were back in the 1950s; we're in the same working world as men, we share the same responsibilities, same power. We're not delicate little flowers anymore, and I don't think we should be treated like we are. I don't think we should get special priviledges because that just reminds people that we're somehow different, which I don't think we are or should be. I know that if I punched some guy and he was about to fight back, and one of his friends said "You can't do that, she's a girl," I'd personally be insulted, like I wasn't able to defend myself. Fight me like a man, dammit.
Not saying your mentality is wrong, some guys just have it stuck in their heads that it's unacceptable to hit women and it'll never leave. But I personally think it's fine to fight back because we've changed over the years and are able to defend ourselves without guys giving us some sort of special break.
Go and get in a fight then.
paul jones
08-20-2006, 07:10 PM
and if it wasn't for 2 witnesses, i'd be arrested for assault.
ok...
i punched a girl
but she punched me first
and nearly broke my jaw...
ahh I wondere what that new pic was all about
Tone Capone
08-20-2006, 08:12 PM
Wow.
Can't say I blame you, that broad deserved what she got, but for future reference, that's what really big fat home girls are for. You should always keep one or two on your side for that very reason.
ps. hopefully she learned her lesson... and you too :)
like2_drink
08-20-2006, 08:31 PM
i can top it. i got sucker punched in the ass. two cuts/bruises:mad:
zorra_chiflada
08-20-2006, 08:33 PM
i've been kicked in the crotch before, by someone wearing boots. christ that hurt like a motherfuck.
beastieangel01
08-20-2006, 09:30 PM
hm. well, if alcohol is involved you definitely react without thinking with most things. Not that it excuses every action in the world but it certainly doesn't help.
shit happens. sorry yo.
like2_drink
08-20-2006, 09:33 PM
SERIOUSLY, WHO PUNCHES SOMEONE IN THE ASS:mad:
haha it is hilarious tho
jackrock
08-20-2006, 09:48 PM
About 3 days ago my brother and I were fighting. We were in a "Fighting stance" for a while, slipping in the occasional attempt at a hit or whatever. Eventually we both went to kick each others shins at the same time, but our feet collided. Damn near broke my foot. Still hurts right now. We had a good laugh at that.
Kid Presentable
08-21-2006, 01:27 AM
She was probably a total slapper anyway :p
You get what you can, you know?
Justin
08-21-2006, 02:41 AM
Ive only been in one fight/altercation my entire life. It was in 7th grade. This dude fouled me hard going to the basket knocking me down. I got up and saw him laughing so i walked over to him and punched him in the mouth, chipping his buck teeth.
I felt pretty macho in the principals office with him standing there with a towel over his mouth and crying like a baby.
oh yea!
na§tee
08-21-2006, 02:52 AM
ah, so this explains the pic. sorry! well, that's an entertaining night. if i ever come round your way you're taking me to that bar.
i've never been in a proper fight before. except with my brother. and that was only, like, twice. you grow out of that shit.
like heiress, i've gotten into pushing matches once with a guy at a bar who hit my friend for no reason. she was very drunk, but she wasn't doing anything to annoy him - and he just turned round and smacked her! i was like "yo! that is so not cool. if you want to pick on someone, pick on someone, uh.. at least a foot taller than her! meeee!"
Otis Driftwood
08-21-2006, 03:15 AM
It's on! Either take this emancipatioooooohn and be treated equal or shut up! ;-)
QueenAdrock
08-21-2006, 08:32 AM
Go and get in a fight then.
I don't go out looking for fights, I'm a peaceful person.
Just saying women shouldn't have some sort of "special" status, and if I was the fighting type, I certainly wouldn't want it.
bigblu89
08-21-2006, 09:12 AM
The dumb move wasn't hitting a woman, the dumb move was laying your chin out there to be punched.
One of thoes dudes should've stepped up and made you swallow some teeth.
And I think Rob$'s stance is strictly becasue he's sill living like it's 1940. You dont hit women, unless they're black women.
Kid Presentable
08-21-2006, 09:17 AM
I don't go out looking for fights, I'm a peaceful person.
Just saying women shouldn't have some sort of "special" status, and if I was the fighting type, I certainly wouldn't want it.
It's cool. Men have gotten exponentially more effeminate over the last 10 years, so I think it's an even match.
Qdrop
08-21-2006, 09:59 AM
but she punched me first
and nearly broke my jaw...
then why do you have a black eye in your pic?
mickill
08-21-2006, 10:12 AM
after they saw i would punch a girl out, the guys buggered off.
Yeah.
Not surprisingly, I've been punched in the face by a female two different times in the past. But neither of those times was I sticking my face out and inviting it. And I never had to fight the urge to hit either of them back. And there've been times where I've been provoked to the point where it'd be justified, after a lot of pushing or whatever. But still, no.
It's the same way if it's my brother or my father or a child. There's just certain people that I can't hit back. Mostly because I know I'd knock them right the F out if I did. *kisses fists* And I don't need it on my conscience. Now if it were a case of some strong ass butch woman standing there throwing jabs and cracking me in the jaw repeatedly, yeah, I probably could hit back. But in a case like this, no. At worst I'd have pushed her out of the way and went after the guy who instigated the problem to begin with.
Knuckles
08-21-2006, 10:13 AM
then why do you have a black eye in your pic?
Yeah, it looks like he got hit multiple times.
Qdrop
08-21-2006, 10:15 AM
Yeah, it looks like he got hit multiple times.
me thinks his story doesn't quite check out.
mickill
08-21-2006, 10:16 AM
Actually, scratch that. I just took a second to really think about it and I seriously couldn't see myself hitting a female in the face. No matter how strong or manlike she was. I'd have to seriously want this person dead. The worst I could do is push her or MAYBE slap her. But a closed fist to the face....I'm just kinda cracking up at the thought. No, couldn't happen.
Dorothy Wood
08-21-2006, 10:30 AM
I think if you invite a punch in a situation like that, it's going to come at you from someone. I hit a girl once in 6th grade because she was saying, "you wanna step outside? why don't you just hit me? hit me!" so I punched her in the sternum. ha ha. she cried and said, "YOU HIT ME!" and I said, "you asked for it". I chickened out on the face hit though.
soba, I want to know how hard you hit the girl back and where? maybe you should've pushed her down real hard instead...although, what if like she fell and got impaled by a pool cue and died? that would suck.
as for the hitting girls debate....ehh, it's hard to say. if she's strong enough to break a jaw, she's probably strong enough to take a punch.
mickill
08-21-2006, 10:46 AM
Yeah, I just saw the picture in the family album. I'm kinda confused as to how many times the girl hit you now. Because she really did disfigure your face, if that's the case. Actually, I'm thinking that the rest of those dudes didn't just "bugger off" after they saw you "would punch a girl out". I think somebody came back and smashed you in the eye. I mean, you're obviously leaving SOMETHING out.
QueenAdrock
08-21-2006, 10:48 AM
"I'd never hit a woman. But lord knows I'd shake the shit out of 'em." -Chris Rock
hpdrifter
08-21-2006, 10:53 AM
I have never been in a fight in my life. I punched a guy in the face once at a deftones show because he grabbed my boobs. But then I ducked and ran into the crowd because I knew he'd hit me back.
Yes, women have come a long way, yes, there's the equality, if she can dish it out she should be able to take it. But I still think its trashy for a guy to punch a woman in the face.
There's no real reason for me to think this way and rational arguements seem to point to the contrary but I'd never date a guy who would do that, its just... I just wouldn't.
Slimboy Fat
08-21-2006, 11:01 AM
I'd never hit a woman. But lord knows I'd beat the living shit out of that annoying twat Chris Rock.
b i o n i c
08-21-2006, 12:13 PM
But I still think its trashy for a guy to punch a woman in the face.
There's no real reason for me to think this way and rational arguements seem to point to the contrary but I'd never date a guy who would do that, its just... I just wouldn't.
its also trashy for a chick to hit a guy and i'd never date a chick who thought that was ok
Lyman Zerga
08-21-2006, 12:24 PM
its also trashy for a chick to hit a guy and i'd never date a chick who thought that was ok
amen my son
hpdrifter
08-21-2006, 12:26 PM
its also trashy for a chick to hit a guy and i'd never date a chick who thought that was ok
Someone has to take the high road at some point and stop the escalation. That's the kind of guy I like.
QueenAdrock
08-21-2006, 12:42 PM
So you're advocating equal beating rights for women?
I'm sorry QA, no matter what you say, women are different physically than men. They average woman IS physically not as strong as the average man. It's a scientific fact you can't argue and thus women should be treated accordingly.
I doubt this is what Susan B. Anthony had in mind in fighting for equal rights for women.
I'm advocating for there being no line between women and men on all levels. We shouldn't have any special priviledges just because we have a vagina. I'm not advocating for "equal beating rights" because personally I don't agree with any type of fighting. But if some chick punches the shit out of a guy, she shouldn't get away with it. Period. Susan B. Anthony advocated for good equal rights for women, but I believe that if you get the good aspects of equal rights, you also must take the bad. If we want to be treated equally in the workplace and everywhere else, don't leave out other areas where they should be equal, too.
And we're not talking about "the average woman," we're talking about women who would strike men. Do you really think that the women who would step up and punch an unknown male in the face are also women who are dainty and physically weaker? I wouldn't get in a fight with ANYONE I thought was physically stronger than me, women are smart enough to know who they can take on and who they can't - just like men. If a woman decides to throw a first punch at a man, she's making a conscious decision and saying that she knows what she's getting into, and thinks she can fend for herself. ESPECIALLY if it's against some guy she doesn't know - the average woman wouldn't get in a fight with some man she didn't know because you don't know how he'd react; he may beat the living shit out of you. By this girl going after Soba, that to me says she has confidence that she could take him on.
I have one friend who kneed her now ex-boyfriend right in the balls. She bragged "He couldn't hit me back because I'm a girl." And that infuriated me. Women can intentionally manipulate men, know that they won't hit back, and get away with anything. I'm not saying she should have had the shit beaten out of her, but if she got a kick to the clit, I'd say justice had been served.
Planetary
08-21-2006, 12:52 PM
the way i see it, if theyre big enough to hurt you and want to fight you, then im gonna hit them back. i would'nt beat them up. but if i couldnt restrain them id hit them. if theyre not willing/able to defend themselves then they wouldnt/shouldnt hit you.
QueenAdrock
08-21-2006, 12:53 PM
Well-put, and just what I was trying to say.
like2_drink
08-21-2006, 12:54 PM
wheres this thread that has pics in it? can't seem to find it
Lyman Zerga
08-21-2006, 01:16 PM
wheres this thread that has pics in it? can't seem to find it
family album
venusvenus123
08-21-2006, 02:30 PM
was it HOTWIFE?
haha. :D
Yes but the fact is most women are more fragile than men (except lesbians). It would not be a fight, it would be a beating. And woman beating isn't acceptable. Geek beating on the other hand is perfectly fine. (y)
yeah, this is true. i read somewhere once that men naturally have 40% more muscle mass than women. my husband is living proof of this. he is a skinny bastard, rarely exercises, while i work out yada yada. but he is just so much stronger than me and can just immobilize me with one arm. it's quite pathetic.
i would never seriously take on a bloke. whenever i've hit my husband, he says it never hurt.
maybe it was hotwife :confused:
and yes, it is scientifically proven that lesbians are stronger than men. that's why you always see them on building sites in their sexy hard hats and dungarees.
mickill
08-21-2006, 02:43 PM
My wife gets mad if I start laughing while she hits me. It infuriates her more if I duck or move away, though. This is if I'm annoying her, not like during arguments or anything serious.
hpdrifter
08-21-2006, 02:46 PM
I wonder when Soba is going to come back and tell us why the bruises don't match up with the story.
What's your interpretation, Mik... uh, Killa?
mickill
08-21-2006, 02:58 PM
Well, I think that there was this can of WHIPPED ASS with Soba's name on it, see...and Soba was all like, "Sup with that can, brah? Can I see?" And everybody's all like, "Leave that can alone, Soba." But Soba was like, "Nah brah, see, it has my name on it". And that shit got opened on him.
abcdefz
08-21-2006, 03:03 PM
Snakes. Snakes did this.
With big hands. Snakes with big hands did this.
And then God cursed the snaked to crawl on its belly evermore.
Snakes.
SobaViolence
08-21-2006, 03:58 PM
sorry i missed this.
yeah, it's kinda hard to deseminate
if my mystery bruise ruins the credibility of my story, i appologize, but after getting the shot to the jaw, banging my head on the pavement, the booze and the adrenaline, its a little murky what she did, let alone in what sequence.
alls i know is i look the way i look, and only today could i use my hand properly. even then it hurt. and i still can't chew noodles/pasta, nor can i enunciate properly...
SobaViolence
08-21-2006, 05:07 PM
i don't even want to think about that...
'cause i can't afford it right now.
g-mile7
08-21-2006, 06:13 PM
sounds liek you got rocked kid
SobaViolence
08-21-2006, 06:41 PM
even Mohammed Ali got knocked down once in a while...
ps. you're three yrs younger than me, kid.
SobaViolence
08-21-2006, 08:23 PM
or not give the opponent the first punch...
gorilla
08-21-2006, 08:38 PM
the guys were talking shit and i returned the shit-talk
then one of them asked me 'you, wanna go?'
so i pointed to my chin and said take the first shot
and the girl stepped up and punched right square in the jaw.
by reflex, i wasn't even thinking, i punched back
i don't feel proud of myself, but i don't believe women should be treated any differently from guys. and after they saw i would punch a girl out, the guys buggered off.
then called the cops. boring night in ottawa when 4 cruisers show up for one little punch-up...and now i can't chew anything.
Ottawa takes the crown for Pussies after reading this one.
Lex Diamonds
08-21-2006, 08:52 PM
If a bitch ever hits me then she gotta be ready for a swift back hand that's gonna knock that ho to the floor. I'd never hit a lady closed fist and forehand slaps are just too gay, so it's gotta be the backhand.
Kid Presentable
08-21-2006, 11:01 PM
I punched a door at work, this drunk dude in a wheelchair was giving me shit and I was all: "Why didn't the accident paralyse your FACE?".
Pres Zount
08-22-2006, 01:22 AM
I've just got to post here to say that I back you up Soba. I think you did what you had to do.
tracky
08-22-2006, 01:49 AM
I had a girl say to me today "you wanna fight about it?" - jokingly, but I've said back "I don't hit girls" and she's said "well I don't either so you're safe"
she zinged me good
SobaViolence
08-22-2006, 11:11 AM
^haha
and thanks, Pres
i got an appointment for the dentists tomorrow...(!)
SobaViolence
08-22-2006, 12:31 PM
;)
i got the cute secretary's phone number...
haha.
The Notorious LOL
08-22-2006, 03:24 PM
did you woo her with tales of punching wimmins? ;)
SobaViolence
08-22-2006, 04:46 PM
all relationships are based on lies...
Pres Zount
08-22-2006, 04:49 PM
That's a bit much.
hardnox71
08-22-2006, 07:25 PM
and if it wasn't for 2 witnesses, i'd be arrested for assault.
I've been arrested for aggravated assault twice (aggravated is when you have a weapon).
As long as you stand your ground and take care of your business and not let people do whatever the fuck they want to do to you, don't worry about being arrested. I know it sounds backwards and probably a little insane but I can't help it. My father didn't contribute much to my upbringing but one thing he did teach me was to stand up for myself and not let people run over me. "Doing what you have to do in those situations is primary. Everything else is secondary." You can't make people respect you but you sure as hell can do something if they disrespect you.
I hope you busted her shit real good. (y)
Ally Al
08-23-2006, 12:55 PM
the funny thing about this post is that a percentage of the dudes who are like yeah i would SO knock a bitch out if she stepped to me would probably piss their pants if i girl even spoke to them never mind punched them in the face
hardnox71
08-23-2006, 01:03 PM
the funny thing about this post is that a percentage of the dudes who are like yeah i would SO knock a bitch out if she stepped to me would probably piss their pants if i girl even spoke to them never mind punched them in the face
The funny thing about your post is how you misinterpret what other people say so it fits what you want to post.
I never said I would "so knock a bitch out if she stepped to me". Please show me in my post where I said anything to that effect. I grew up in a house where I watched my dad beat on my real mother and both of my stepmothers. I don't condone abuse towards women.
What I said is that she should stand up for herself, to worry about that first and everything else later. As far as her situation goes, I said I hope she busted that other girl up real nice. If the broad deserved it, if she got out of pocket then I hope she got what she had coming.
You need to read what's there, not what you want to see.
Ally Al
08-23-2006, 01:08 PM
The funny thing about your post is how you misinterpret what other people say so it fits what you want to post.
I never said I would "so knock a bitch out if she stepped to me". Please show me in my post where I said anything to that effect. I grew up in a house where I watched my dad beat on my real mother and both of my stepmothers. I don't condone abuse towards women.
What I said is that she should stand up for herself, to worry about that first and everything else later. As far as her situation goes, I said I hope she busted that other girl up real nice. If the broad deserved it, if she got out of pocket then I hope she got what she had coming.
You need to read what's there, not what you want to see.
the funny thing about your post is you didn't even read my post, i said a percentage of the dudes, AND i didn't even read your posts so get over yourself. I meant to post this the other day and forgot. So read whats there and not what you want to see
abcdefz
08-23-2006, 01:12 PM
funny thing
Hey, man -- you mailbox is full.
b i o n i c
08-23-2006, 01:15 PM
if a chick tried to hit me the most i would do is maybe hold her down and fart up her nose or maybe break some of her nails and make her eat them. dudes is fucked up
Ally Al
08-23-2006, 01:16 PM
What I said is that she should stand up for herself, to worry about that first and everything else later. As far as her situation goes, I said I hope she busted that other girl up real nice. If the broad deserved it, if she got out of pocket then I hope she got what she had coming.
Also Soba is a he not a she, the post is about him punching a girl in the face after she punched him
hardnox71
08-23-2006, 01:36 PM
Also Soba is a he not a she, the post is about him punching a girl in the face after she punched him
(Egg all over face)
Oh, see this is what I get for not taking the time to read five pages. I thought Soba was a she.
Disreagard all my previous posts in this thread. I'll be somewhere trying to get my foot out of my mouth.
Lyman Zerga
08-23-2006, 01:37 PM
lol
hardnox71
08-23-2006, 01:38 PM
lol
I know! I'm such a moron sometimes.
Ally Al
08-23-2006, 01:39 PM
(Egg all over face)
Oh, see this is what I get for not taking the time to read five pages. I thought Soba was a she.
Disreagard all my previous posts in this thread. I'll be somewhere trying to get my foot out of my mouth.
LOL!
no worries at all man (y)
ggirlballa
08-23-2006, 01:40 PM
it happens i get too lazy to read a few pages & post anyways & end up sounding stupid (even tho i already sound stupid)
SobaViolence
08-23-2006, 03:26 PM
I know! I'm such a moron sometimes.
you thought i was a chick?
i don't know how to feel about that...
I hugged a girl tonight, try that next time.
Lyman Zerga
08-23-2006, 08:03 PM
he is saving his hugs for meeeeeeeeee
zorra_chiflada
08-23-2006, 08:07 PM
can you be shoed in the face?
or gloved in the face?
or pantyhosed in the face?
these questions trouble me.
SobaViolence
08-23-2006, 08:19 PM
he is saving his hugs for meeeeeeeeee
it doesn't seem like that far in the future...:)
cosmo105
08-23-2006, 08:20 PM
can you be shoed in the face?
or gloved in the face?
or pantyhosed in the face?
these questions trouble me.
at least he didn't get sacked in the face.
Lyman Zerga
08-24-2006, 08:06 AM
it doesn't seem like that far in the future...:)
;)
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