who wants to prank the nypd

[monkey]

im so pissed off, the fuckers are "at lunch" at 11:23am. so that means a person trying to get information from the motherfuckers cant get any for another hour or however long these fuckers lunch for. so i got the phone numbers (that they wont answer). i really wanna prank the shit out of them. apparently, they have nothing else to do, considering they take such lofty lunches.

[Justin]

Go rob a bank. That will show them!

[monkey]

ha! that would make my needing to call them obsolete. sounds like a plan.

[b i o n i c]

holy fuck, I had my phone stolen and went to get a report and it was one of the most infuriating experiences EVER. im standing, waiting to be called to the desk… im sitting there for 15 minutes – nothing. i walk over to the desk and the cop barks at me before i say a word, “i didn’t call you over, wait over there”. so i go and wait another 15-20 minutes when i’m called and told to go into another waiting area. i’m sitting waiting for a lady to finish up with someone else, listening to her chatting away about the weather, about this and that for, I shit you not, 20 minutes. mind you she saw me and knew I was waiting for her. she saw me and heard what I was there for.

so after about 20 minutes of her shooting the shit with this guy, I peek my head around to be like to see if they were still sitting there, at least getting ready to finish up. now she barks at me “i know you’re there, what is your problem?!” i reply “it would be great if you hurried things along, some of us have other things to do than to be in this station, ma’am”. (i had called in late to work) so she stands up and goes, “excuuuse me?! you can just leave because I aint takin care of you. uh-uh chile” and I reply, “oh yes you most certainly are, i’ve already been waiting more than half an hour – im not leaving just because you feel like not doing your job.” she calls out to the first cop at the window, “officer whatever… i’m not taking him, this man is very rude and I don’t need to take this”.

so the cop looks at me and shrugs his shoulders… i walk over to the desk again and say, “sir, there is no reason why I should be at the mercy of someone else’s whims when I am here to get something I have every right to request… isn’t that her job, to help me? why can she arbitrarily decide to waste my time?” he says “sorry, come back in 4 hours, she’ll be gone and someone else will be here”… i said “no way, I am not leaving without my police report, can you just ask her to do her job instead of incouraging her inefficiency? “ to which he says, “don’t make me have to put you under arrest!” to which I said “what for?! my voice has been at a conversational level and I am free to speak my mind, what is your name?!... no better, get your supervisor” he calmed down, lowered his voice to a whisper and asked me to come closer and softly said “look theres nothing I can do, im sorry, give me 5 minutes and I’ll do it for you.” And he did… bitch.

i fucking hate pigs

[QueenAdrock]

Holy shit, that's aggrevating Bionic.

I got pulled over with my Mormon friends, we were coming home from a Mormon church dance back in high school, and we were going about 5 mph over the speed limit. We all get pulled out, they call another 5 cars as "back-up"...though we were being cooperative. They search our car, find toilet paper in the trunk and then ask us wheter or not we were going to do some mischief. We tell them no, that's just random crap back there and we're actually returning from the Mormon Church, and they kind of smirk like they don't believe us.

They put my best friend up against the car and asked him if he had stuff in his pockets. He replied "I dunno, let me see..." and the cop almost freakin' pulled a gun on him and yelled at him to get up against the car.

Why such the hostility when we were cooperating 100%? I understand that he should have kept his hands to himself, but that cop went batshit insane. We were just two teenage kids dammit. Respectable looking ones, too. :mad:

[b i o n i c]

because police are the scum of the earth and the only people who get into that kind of work are ones with power issues. freaks. the kinda dudes who got pushed around a lot and want to get the last laugh

i have had maybe 2 good experiences and i will say that a small fraction of all cops are good, but the vast majority of them are pigs

before i left, i said to the cop "maybe if you didnt cover for her, she might get around to doing her job and letting you do yours, thank you officer so and so"

[hpdrifter]

Police are usually nice to me. I've never had a problem with one.

[monkey]

holy fuck, I had my phone stolen and went to get a report and it was one of the most infuriating experiences EVER. im standing, waiting to be called to the desk… im sitting there for 15 minutes – nothing. i walk over to the desk and the cop barks at me before i say a word, “i didn’t call you over, wait over there”. so i go and wait another 15-20 minutes when i’m called and told to go into another waiting area. i’m sitting waiting for a lady to finish up with someone else, listening to her chatting away about the weather, about this and that for, I shit you not, 20 minutes. mind you she saw me and knew I was waiting for her. she saw me and heard what I was there for.

so after about 20 minutes of her shooting the shit with this guy, I peek my head around to be like to see if they were still sitting there, at least getting ready to finish up. now she barks at me “i know you’re there, what is your problem?!” i reply “it would be great if you hurried things along, some of us have other things to do than to be in this station, ma’am”. (i had called in late to work) so she stands up and goes, “excuuuse me?! you can just leave because I aint takin care of you. uh-uh chile” and I reply, “oh yes you most certainly are, i’ve already been waiting more than half an hour – im not leaving just because you feel like not doing your job.” she calls out to the first cop at the window, “officer whatever… i’m not taking him, this man is very rude and I don’t need to take this”.

so the cop looks at me and shrugs his shoulders… i walk over to the desk again and say, “sir, there is no reason why I should be at the mercy of someone else’s whims when I am here to get something I have every right to request… isn’t that her job, to help me? why can she arbitrarily decide to waste my time?” he says “sorry, come back in 4 hours, she’ll be gone and someone else will be here”… i said “no way, I am not leaving without my police report, can you just ask her to do her job instead of incouraging her inefficiency? “ to which he says, “don’t make me have to put you under arrest!” to which I said “what for?! my voice has been at a conversational level and I am free to speak my mind, what is your name?!... no better, get your supervisor” he calmed down, lowered his voice to a whisper and asked me to come closer and softly said “look theres nothing I can do, im sorry, give me 5 minutes and I’ll do it for you.” And he did… bitch.

i fucking hate pigs

change the main character to me, and the bitch for an indian guy with a THICK accent. im usually really understanding of accents. but when the dude asks me to spell my name for 17th time cause he cant tell the difference between an S and an F, then fuck the police dept for hiring this dumbass to do customer service.

[b i o n i c]

did they threaten to arrest you ?

ARGHGHG!!!! I HATE PIGS!

[like2_drink]

i thought nypd was an organization named nypd [ni-pid] and you wanted to prank them, now that i realized im an idiot and it's the pigs, im all for it(y)

[monkey]

ha, no, cause i think i would bug them too much while in holding. i went there three times. i couldnt do the police report alone cause i needed the owner of the stolen object (the cell registered to my dad, which is under my name, but it's still on his account). they tell me my police report on the theft itself doesnt matter. so then he goes to do, they tell him he's not the direct victim, they cant do anything. then we BOTH go, and they tell us that we need a letter from verizon verifying that the account number on the bill is the phone number of the phone stolen, and a description of the phone.
FINALLY, we get all the info they want, we go sunday, get the thing done, only to have to call in today to get a claim # to finish it.

and today, the indian dude forgot basic english.

this is how we fight crime in america. the burden of proof is on the victims!

[b i o n i c]

i didnt need any of that for my police report for a stolen phone. (as you know this too was in nyc). .. just ID. fucking pigs (n)

[b i o n i c]

wait, this thread never got around to the pranking part

[monkey]

word. we're lame. does anyone want the phone numbers or the precinct number? not that it matters, the assholes at lunch are gone.

[b i o n i c]

i think everyone on the board should get sam fucking jackson to call the pigs and urge them to go see the much buzzed about summer hit, snakes on a plane. boo-yaka-boo-yaka (http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/)