Milk!

[Bitchamachacha]

I just poured some milk to go with a cookie.

Mmmm..mmmmm.

[TurdBerglar]

if you ever get a chance in be in a room filled with milk it will smell just like very pungent feet.

[g-mile7]

damn, milk is a delicious treat

[ggirlballa]

i still don't know the difference between 1% and 2% milk?


fuck it it still taste good

[The Notorious LOL]

if you ever get a chance in be in a room filled with milk it will smell just like very pungent feet.



I used to work at a gas station and that smell got so rancid i would gag every time I went in.

[Chicka B]

I won't drink milk unless it's chocolate milk, with cereal, or cookies. Especially oreos. Yeah yeah I know!

[Bitchamachacha]

I won't drink milk unless it's chocolate milk, with cereal, or cookies. Especially oreos. Yeah yeah I know!

I thought of you and shook my magic eight ball.

When the foggy water parted it simply read: OSTEOPOROSIS!

[ggirlballa]

i had milk with cherrios



haha

[B_Mackin']

um...CHOCOLATE MILK!!!(y) (y) (y)

[Justin]

skim for me. WHen i was younger it was always 6%...and then it started to go down in %. I dont think i could drink the 6% again.

[na§tee]

i have semi-skimmed milk. what's this 1&2% nonsense? crazy americans!

i have a very bad habit of drinking it straight outta the carton/bottle though, which i know is disgusting but i'm not dirty. much. i drank a lot more when i lived at home because mother's inherently and frequently buy lots of milk. not so when you move to a student flat. every drop is precious! for tea, mostly.

[DandyFop]

I thought of you and shook my magic eight ball.

When the foggy water parted it simply read: OSTEOPOROSIS!

Yeah but having a lot of milk/dairy also apparently has its downfalls (growth hormones, etc).

I used to hate skim milk but I can deal with it now...

The other day we were out of milk and my mom had me get her a bowl of cereal using this chocolate protein power mixed with water instead of milk. BARF.

P.S. there should be a soy option.

[trailerprincess]

Skim or very occasionally soya or rice milk

but usually just skim. I love milk

[venusvenus123]

i have semi-skimmed milk. what's this 1&2% nonsense? crazy americans!

i have a very bad habit of drinking it straight outta the carton/bottle though, which i know is disgusting but i'm not dirty. much. i drank a lot more when i lived at home because mother's inherently and frequently buy lots of milk. not so when you move to a student flat. every drop is precious! for tea, mostly.
i know. last time i was in new york it took about 3 different people to try and work out what i was asking for when i said "semi-skimmed milk please".

1 and 2% is the level of FAT in the milk. i think 2% is like semi-skimmed here.

i love milk.

[Planetary]

milk was a bad choice...it's so hot!

[zorra_chiflada]

full cream milk. tasty. and necessary as osteoperosis runs rampant in our family.

[synch]

i know. last time i was in new york it took about 3 different people to try and work out what i was asking for when i said "semi-skimmed milk please".

1 and 2% is the level of FAT in the milk. i think 2% is like semi-skimmed here.

i love milk.
Thank you. I was wondering what the hell people were on about!

[Planetary]

semi skimmed then.

[AdRockGRL]

I hate milk! I drink it just with chocolate dust inside.... The flavour and the smell of milk 8alone) makes me just puke... Anyway I voted "Skim"

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah

straight milk = barforama


anyone else in my family likes it
but to me it tastes too cowish

i only drink it straight when i have a really bad heartburn
but sometimes i prefer the pain!

[Pres Zount]

Fucking, fatty milk, straight from the fat cows teat.

[ms.peachy]

i only drink it straight when i have a really bad heartburn
but sometimes i prefer the pain!
Why on Earth would you drink milk when you have heartburn? That's about the worst thing you can do.

[Lyman Zerga]

Why on Earth would you drink milk when you have heartburn? That's about the worst thing you can do.


cause it makes the pain go away in like seconds

[Freebasser]

Semi-skimmedddd

[ms.peachy]

cause it makes the pain go away in like seconds

Ahem:
Contrary to popular belief, milk is not a recommended antidote to heartburn. A glass of milk does provide immediate relief as it goes down, but milk contains calcium and protein, and these eventually stimulate even more acid production in the stomach. This can cause a more severe heartburn that can return in as little as a half an hour.
from HealthScout Network

See also:
Drinking milk could be a quick fix to heartburn. Unfortunately, milk has a rebound action and would eventually encourage secretion of more stomach acid, which causes the reflux.
from healthcastle.com
or:
Don't make your problem worse with bad advice. You might have heard that some things, like milk or mints, are good for heartburn. Make sure the guy who gave you this advice doesn't try to sell you a bridge somewhere. What's wrong with milk and mints? Mints are one of several foods that tend to relax your lower esophageal sphincter, or LES, the little valve whose job it is to keep acid in your stomach—and the little lid that can often protect you even when you do overindulge.

And what's wrong with milk? It's this: Fats, proteins, and calcium in milk can stimulate the stomach to secrete acid. "Some people recommend milk for heartburn—but there's a problem with it," says Dr. Klein. "It feels good going down, but it does stimulate acid secretion in the stomach."

In other words, what you think is helping you, is actually making the situation worse.

[synch]

Just like posting about your problems in beastie free.

[HOTWIFE]

Hood whole milk with 1 ice cube is heaven for me.

[enree erzweglle]

Any kind of unflavored milk save for soy milk (which gives me a headache) is fine with me.

[Lyman Zerga]

In other words, what you think is helping you, is actually making the situation worse.


i dont really care

as you can see im still alive

and i only drink it when it's really bad and that hardly ever happens

plus im proud to be an ignorant asshole (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

but thanks though

[Otis Driftwood]

Best w coffee! Milk gets it into your bloodstream faster(y) !!!

[venusvenus123]

Thank you. I was wondering what the hell people were on about!
you're welcome!;)



Yeah but having a lot of milk/dairy also apparently has its downfalls (growth hormones, etc).
can't you get organic milk?

[beastieangel01]

skim or soy, please.

[Echewta]

I can not give milk. That is impossible.

[Lyman Zerga]

I can not give milk. That is impossible.


stop stealing chief wiggum quotes

[beastiegirrl101]

when I was younger I was staying at my grandma's and she ran out of milk and gave me half & half to put in my cereal. It was so nasty....almost like whole milk.

I drink skim.

[mickill]

Skim for smoothies or cereal.

3.25% for coffee or tea.

[bigblu89]

What % is whole milk?

Isn't it like 4% or something?

[mickill]

Some whole milk is 4%, some 3.25%.

[b-grrrlie]

Semi-skimmed low-lactose, but only in cereal or coffee... or chocolate milk! :D

[YoungRemy]

if it is whole milk shouldn't it be 100%?

just sayin'

recipe for the best smoothie you will ever try:

6 or 7 frozen strawberries
a handful of frozen blueberries
One whole banana (frozen and chopped is preferred)
a cup and a half of organic skim milk
a big heaping spoonful of peanut butter

blend that shit and enjoy....