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Qdrop
08-22-2006, 09:41 AM
hahhahh.....

what a fag...

behold the gayness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM

now read about it! :

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14457111/

Hip-hop community laughs at K-Fed
‘He’s a joke’ says editor of XXL magazine

Updated: 6:04 p.m. ET Aug 21, 2006

NEW YORK - Kevin Federline’s TV debut as a rapper is getting derided as a not-ready-for-prime-time disaster by critics in cyberspace and the hip-hop community.

On Sunday, Federline — also known has K-Fed and Mr. Britney Spears — performed his new single “Lose Control” to the peppy crowd at the eighth annual Teen Choice Awards, which aired on Fox. Introduced by his wife, who was dressed in a cleavage-baring mini-dress despite her late pregnancy, Federline stalked about the stage with attitude as he rapped about his bling, popping Cristal (obviously oblivious of the whole hip-hop Cristal boycott) and his amazing rhyming skills.

“Don’t hate because I’m a superstar! And I’m married to a superstar! Nothin’ come between us no matter who you are!” he declared, as dancers pop-locked as his side.

It was the most anticipated performance of the night — and the most ridiculed. By morning, videos of it were splashed on Web sites like YouTube.com and various blogs, accompanied by catty comments mocking both Federline and his wife.

“I couldn’t even sit through that K-Fed performance even for the so-bad-it’s-hilarious factor. It’s just bad,” wrote a Gawker.com reader. More blunt was feedback by YouTube users kimsue9035 (“IT WAS AWFUL!!!! GAG ME”) and heartleigh (“Um, the backup dancer had more talent”).

If the Web world isn’t exactly accepting of Federline’s rap-star ambitions, the hip-hop community is even less so.

Elliot Wilson, editor in chief of XXL magazine, hadn’t seen Federline’s TV debut. Still, he called it a “YouTube disaster” — something to be laughed off in hip-hop circles.

“I just think we ignore him,” Wilson told The Associated Press on Monday. “He’s a joke, basically. ... I just don’t think he gets it. He doesn’t get that he’s Britney’s man and it’s hard to take him seriously.”

Jermaine Hall, executive editor of King magazine, echoes that sentiment.

“The thing that really hurts him is the fact that he’s perceived as Britney’s husband,” Hall, who had yet to see the performance, told the AP. “You know, kinda like Britney’s second — I don’t even want to say second in command, but — he’s like the Britney Boy. He’s like Mrs. Spears, and it’s kinda hard to get over that perception.”

Federline is expected to release his debut hip-hop album “Playing With Fire” in October. Hall said that despite the barbs K-Fed is getting, he still has a shot at success.

“All you can do, is really just keep on plugging,” Hall said. “He’s definitely going to have a teenage female fan base. So, you know, make songs that cater to them. Keep it clubby, keep it hoppy, keep it happy.”

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i can't even get through that video...

honestly...i'm truly afraid that if I watch all of it...i'll turn gay and start loving cock.

na§tee
08-22-2006, 09:46 AM
ha, i saw this yesterday. it's bad, but it could have been so much worse.
what gets me more is britney chewingchewingchewing during her intro, gah! spit it out, woman!

i wonder if kevin will succeed. like the article says, i think he can maybe have one hit single supported by some novelty-loving peeps, and then die a death.

you should check out his myspace; hilarity!

Qdrop
08-22-2006, 09:48 AM
ha, i saw this yesterday. it's bad, but it could have been so much worse.
what gets me more is britney chewingchewingchewing during her intro, gah! spit it out, woman!

i wonder if kevin will succeed. like the article says, i think he can maybe have one hit single supported by some novelty-loving peeps, and then die a death.

you should check out his myspace; hilarity!

did you feel gayer after you watched it?

the latest poll stated that 81% of all viewers reported feeling gayer after seeing it....

Tzar
08-22-2006, 09:49 AM
LOL just reading that article - they rip his 'rhyming'!

"TEEN CHOICE MAKE SOME NOISE Y'ALL!..." *clicks the red X in the corner of the youtube window*

i can't watch that... i just can't

Kid Presentable
08-22-2006, 09:51 AM
If I ever became a rapper, it would be hard for me not to wind up like K-Fed. So naturally, I have no aspirations of the kind.

na§tee
08-22-2006, 09:55 AM
did you feel gayer after you watched it?

the latest poll stated that 81% of all viewers reported feeling gayer after seeing it....
well, feeling "gayer" would already suggest that i am feeling even a trifle bit gay, which i am not. also, being gay for a woman is, of course, different than being gay for a man. if, by saying do i feel gayer after watching kevin federline "rap" you mean does it make me not want to bang a disgusting piece of untalented filth like him - well, then the answer is YES! YES! make that 82%!

watching it was more like a really, really, really slow car crash. a car crash of 'talent'. i hoped he would dance, but apart from a teeny mirroring of another dancer thing, nothing. he should stick to his day job! i just strongly disliked all the posturing and tough guy isht and motherfucking when he was at a bloody teen award show. yeah dude, you're hard! motherfucking hard!

The Notorious LOL
08-22-2006, 10:41 AM
hahaha teen choice awards with dane cook hosting! its gay 3 seconds deep.

jackrock
08-22-2006, 10:48 AM
Haha!

Watch Britney Spear's face before he comes on... zoinks!

And why did he have to twelve year olds lip synching?

Kid Presentable
08-22-2006, 10:52 AM
Britney will make teen pregnancy fashionable again.

ToucanSpam
08-22-2006, 12:45 PM
Well,


He's obviously not very good.

saml
08-22-2006, 03:43 PM
my nigga k-fed holding it down, straight fiyaaah!!

natalieuk
08-22-2006, 04:18 PM
oh no oh g-d i cudn make it thru the whole thing, just awful

cosmo105
08-22-2006, 07:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKnMgEzSf_o

King PSYZ
08-22-2006, 07:23 PM
false advertising you fuckers, the thread title led me to belive I'd see K Fed on fire...

buddmonkey
08-22-2006, 08:45 PM
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HOLY SHIT, WHY DID I JUST WATCH THAT???? HE ONLY RHYMED LIKE 2 WORDS...... THE TOTAL DEFANITION OF A "BUSTER".......


UGHH.... I THINK I WILL BE CONSTIPATED FOR AT LEAST A WEEK AFTER THAT........

faz
08-22-2006, 08:46 PM
Seen this earlier. I checked out his myspace after it and was amazed by, what seems to be, a connection with the black wall streets myspace.

Also, this guys vids (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Doombot) are pretty funny (one of which was posted by cosmo)

Poster Boy
08-23-2006, 12:47 AM
who the fuck was his hype man on stage? looked like Rhymefest.

g-mile7
08-23-2006, 12:55 AM
CJ 10x better then K (maybe listen 2 his stuff B4 hating). And K=the rebirth of Vanilla Ice. He is needed though, we need some1 2 point at that embodies everything wrong with wiggas (EM is not an accurate dipiction espically since at his worst he is better then Kfed)

abcdefz
08-23-2006, 11:19 AM
Somebody on another forum said someone must've played a trick on Federline, because "Papo Zao" (or whatever) doesn't mean "big hot female ass," colloquially -- it means "big hot MALE ass."

If so, that's a much better prank than Chinese tatoos saying "I'm a poo-head" or whatever.

faz
08-23-2006, 01:30 PM
Somebody on another forum said someone must've played a trick on Federline, because "Papo Zao" (or whatever) doesn't mean "big hot female ass," colloquially -- it means "big hot MALE ass."

If so, that's a much better prank than Chinese tatoos saying "I'm a poo-head" or whatever.
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According to the Dicionário Houaiss da Língua Portuguesa (Houaiss Dictionary of the Portuguese language), "Popozão" is a slang term meaning "big ass".

abcdefz
08-23-2006, 01:34 PM
Here's what someone posted at the SF Chronicles website:

Posted By: Alias (an alias) | August 22 2006 at 06:48 PM

....It's also pretty clear that someone played a monumental joke on him, telling him to name his earlier 'song' "Popozao", which he though was Brazilian for "Big (hot) female ass", but was actually "Big (hot) MALE ass"...actually a term not even used "popozao", but coined from the feminine to clown k-fed.




...I don't know if there are regional differences or whatever or if this is true; I just thought it was an amusing idea.

Ally Al
08-23-2006, 01:59 PM
we ain't got no water let the mother fucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn !!

abcdefz
08-23-2006, 02:11 PM
we ain't got no water let the mother fucker burn, burn motherfucker, burn !!



Prince John: ...My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!

Prince Richard: Let's strike a flint and see.

HOTWIFE
08-23-2006, 02:18 PM
Yeah I bet Kevin had an array of venues to choose from to debut this song. What a jackass. I almost feel bad for Brit and Kevin. Almost.

Ally Al
08-23-2006, 02:19 PM
Prince John: ...My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!

Prince Richard: Let's strike a flint and see.


:D

also whilst you're here i'll be sending you some more funk and other goodies in the near future, however i deleted your pm with the list of the stuff you've already had. So when you get chance remind me

abcdefz
08-23-2006, 02:27 PM
:D

also whilst you're here i'll be sending you some more funk and other goodies in the near future, however i deleted your pm with the list of the stuff you've already had. So when you get chance remind me



(y)


Funki4U
Eddie Hazel
BrothersAndSisters(soul children)
OnTheGudFut
Slow and Low
Heavy Soul


...am I missing one? Hmmm....

Ally Al
08-23-2006, 03:28 PM
(y)


Funki4U
Eddie Hazel
BrothersAndSisters(soul children)
OnTheGudFut
Slow and Low
Heavy Soul


...am I missing one? Hmmm....

sounds about right