BBMB awards

[HOTWIFE]

I know this has probably been done before but I don't give a shit I'm bored and feel like some cheesy entertainment. Here's a list of the ones I can think of, feel free to add some if you like. Superlatives are so much fun.

FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER
SMARTEST BOARD MEMBER
MOST ELUSIVE BOARD MEMBER
DUMBEST BOARD MEMBER alright we don't have to single anyone out for this one
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER
SEXIEST BOARD MEMBER
BIGGEST PERVERT
BEST PHYSIQUE
BEST EYES
NICEST BOARD MEMBER
WHINIEST BOARD MEMBER
BIGGEST PARTIER
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED
MOST LIKELY TO OPEN UP A HOTDOG STAND
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME SEX OFFENDER
MOST OVERRATED
BEST SMILE
BM w/ DRYEST SENSE OF HUMOR

Alright. Now vote.

[synch]

*sits on fence and grabs popcorn*

[DandyFop]

*punches synch and grabs popcorn*


























*shakes head at making such a Freebasser joke*

[Lex Diamonds]

*dropkicks DandyFop in the back of the head and leaves popcorn*

[HOTWIFE]

*sits on fence and grabs popcorn*
participate!! No one's going to want to vote for all of them at once, I know. Just pick one.

[Waus]

Can we get like, candidates for the different awards to choose from?

[Nuzzolese]

Instead of picking board members, can we pick actors who we'd like to see as these kinds of board members?

[Lex Diamonds]

Well Biggest Pervert has to be either Paulo McJones or TurdBerglar.

[ggirlballa]

ok but everybody in florida get the hell out of here

[HOTWIFE]

Can we get like, candidates for the different awards to choose from?
Instead of picking board members, can we pick actors who we'd like to see as these kinds of board members?
you can do whatever the hell ya want

[Waus]

MOST BRAZILLIAN: Miss soul fire

[Dorothy Wood]

I pick nuzz for board member most likely to smell like pickles.

[mickill]

Can we vote for whoever we want to?

[HOTWIFE]

Can we vote for whoever we want to?
:mad:

[Nuzzolese]

That's uncanny! A couple of days ago I found some perfume I hadn't used in a while and I put too much on by accident, my boyfriend said I smelled like a pickle. You so nailed it! I don't know if it was dill or sweet.

[The Notorious LOL]

these punch ballots confuse me!!!!!!!!! I voted for Pat Buchanan!

[Dorothy Wood]

That's uncanny! A couple of days ago I found some perfume I hadn't used in a while and I put too much on by accident, my boyfriend said I smelled like a pickle. You so nailed it! I don't know if it was dill or sweet.


I won the contest! yes!

[mickill]

FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER.........a-z
SMARTEST BOARD MEMBER........me
MOST ELUSIVE BOARD MEMBER.........Hugh Grant
DUMBEST BOARD MEMBER...........kll
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER.........The Padster
SEXIEST BOARD MEMBER........Bob
BIGGEST PERVERT.........cmute
BEST PHYSIQUE.........Echewta
BEST EYES.........The Padster
NICEST BOARD MEMBER.........me
WHINIEST BOARD MEMBER.........cosmo
BIGGEST PARTIER.........Bob
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED........Bob
MOST LIKELY TO OPEN UP A HOTDOG STAND..........Bob
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME SEX OFFENDER........cmute

[HOTWIFE]

this board is like a bunch of unruly preschool children. Sit down! Be quiet! Vote!

[Loppfessor]

I'd like to nominate myself for most underappreciated....you fuckers better start treating me right or I"m gone....I'll do it! Think I won't? Oh you just watch me buster....meh I'm going to bed now

[cosmo105]

i'm not whiny! say i'm not, mike, change it, change it i'm not whiny miiiiiiiiike :(

[Lex Diamonds]

BEST EYES.........The Padster
Thanks, bro. :)

[Echewta]

i'm fat though. Bizzare.

[DandyFop]

*dropkicks DandyFop in the back of the head and leaves popcorn*

*dies instantaneously, then comes back as a zombie, finds Padster in his sleep, and eats him alive*

[Lex Diamonds]

Padster doesn't sleep; he waits.

[ggirlballa]

just put evryone under 15 as the whiniest or dumbest(y)

[HOTWIFE]

WHINIEST BOARD MEMBER-HOTWIFE

No one's taking this seeeerriiiiiooouuuuslyyyyy:( I'm not whiny you ASS.:p

[mickill]

I forgot to do the last three:

MOST OVERRATED........cmute
BEST SMILE..........Qdrop
BM w/ DRYEST SENSE OF HUMOR..........me

[befsquire]

i didn't think i'd see my name in here unless i voted for myself

[befsquire]

i know. thus the "yay!!!!" as the title of my post. merci beaucoup.

[Lyman Zerga]

*stabs thread*

[HOTWIFE]

*stabs thread*
Oh leave your horse teeth out of this

I <3 you.

[Lyman Zerga]

Oh leave your horse teeth out of this


oh those mean childhood memories :(



*anal rapes thread* :(



DU HURRE!

[HOTWIFE]

oh those mean childhood memories :(



*anal rapes thread* :(



DU HURRE!
I <3 you like my thread likes it in the ass. *kisses*

[jackrock]

fuck shit balls

OK

FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER...Knuckles, Bob, cmute, zorra
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER...Hairess, dandy
BEST EYES... msf
NICEST BOARD MEMBER...Beth
BIGGEST PARTIER...Norcen
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED...haha!

[Lyman Zerga]

I <3 you like my thread likes it in the ass. *kisses*

someone get the pudding pool ready!
*squeezes herself into her bikini*

now show me what cha got missy

[HOTWIFE]

someone get the pudding pool ready!
*squeezes herself into her bikini*

now show me what cha got missy
you're on!

*puts on her modest one-piece and looks like a fat cow doing so*

ah well I tried

[Lyman Zerga]

youre just weeing around cause you know i have soba on my side

LOLZ

[jabumbo]

FUNEST BOARD MEMBER......Tie between Heiress and Nata, their pics always look like a party's goin' on in them. (y)




i party in nata's esophogus every night

[TurdBerglar]

how do i have a dry sense of humor?


that would be jabumbo

[DandyFop]

fuck shit balls

OK
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER...Hairess, dandy


omggg i'm in same category as heiress :o :o jack you made my day

[DandyFop]

MOST LIKELY TO TALK ABOUT ANAL ANUS ANALYZATION: mickill

[Lyman Zerga]

MOST LIKELY TO TALK ABOUT ANAL ANUS ANALYZATION: mickill

yeah good times

i miss him :(

[tracky]

MOST ELUSIVE BOARD MEMBER - that guy who's name is Elusive
BIGGEST PERVERT - If only you knew
BEST PHYSIQUE - alruggs
BIGGEST PARTIER - i can't even remember her board name now... natalie
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED - Bob
MOST LIKELY TO OPEN UP A HOTDOG STAND - Padster, but Hotdogs would just be a front
BEST SMILE - MSF

[Funkyfreshgrape]

just put evryone under 15 as the whiniest or dumbest(y)
lol! i'm there!:D

[Justin]

You can take your crappy awards.....and...and...and...YEA .....TAKE THAT!

[HOTWIFE]

You can take your crappy awards.....and...and...and...YEA .....TAKE THAT!
Lick me

[b i o n i c]

i didn't think i'd see my name in here unless i voted for myself

i concur

[befsquire]

^ you didn't think you'd see my name, or you felt you wouldn't see your own name unless you voted for yourself?


and jackrock, i'm the nicest? for real? thanks for the thought, but i don't know that i'm all that nice anymore. i used to be, oh so long ago...

[TAL]

RobMoney$, please stop being stupid.

[TurdBerglar]

tal's dunk!

[TAL]

tal's dunk!
I have been dinking, but I'm not dunk.

[g-mile7]

If these awards R any indication of my standing I am happy Im not top yet

[b i o n i c]

^ you didn't think you'd see my name, or you felt you wouldn't see your own name unless you voted for yourself?

and jackrock, i'm the nicest? for real? thanks for the thought, but i don't know that i'm all that nice anymore. i used to be, oh so long ago...


i didnt think i would unless i voted for myself


i'd give you a vote for most likely to look half her age well into middle age

[zorra_chiflada]

ok, so i might do this for real:


FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER: Joe's the funniest, but adam_f cracks me up. and kid p
SMARTEST BOARD MEMBER: turd has his moments
MOST ELUSIVE BOARD MEMBER: i always thought enree or documad, but documad isn't so elusive to me anymore.
DUMBEST BOARD MEMBER: faithbanks
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER: most fun? zippo
SEXIEST BOARD MEMBER: yeah, like sexy people go on internet message boards
BIGGEST PERVERT: jabumbo
BEST PHYSIQUE: yeah, like people in good physical shape go on internet message boards
BEST EYES: never really noticed
NICEST BOARD MEMBER: medellia
WHINIEST BOARD MEMBER: me
BIGGEST PARTIER: it looks like heiress probably is
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED: dunno
MOST LIKELY TO OPEN UP A HOTDOG STAND: um
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME SEX OFFENDER: jabumbo
MOST OVERRATED: that's mean
BEST SMILE: cosmo!
BM w/ DRYEST SENSE OF HUMOR: hmm. me?

[jackrock]

aye. Honroable mentions for ...

COOLEST MEMBER: Skra, Miho, bionic, Justin, Pooty, Youngremy, and Midzi. Not joking.

[TurdBerglar]

smart?

what the fuck? don't try to ruin my image you cunt

[zorra_chiflada]

smart?

what the fuck? don't try to ruin my image you cunt


HEY EVERYONE, TURD'S REALLY SENSITIVE AND LIKES KISSING KITTENS AS WELL!




sucked in fucker.

[HOTWIFE]

I'll do a few...

FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER....Turd
SMARTEST BOARD MEMBER....Nuzz, Ace, um..
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER...maybe it is 'most fun' damnit!...um..HEIRESS
SEXIEST BOARD MEMBER...beastieangel01
BIGGEST PERVERT...another vote for Turd
BEST SMILE....cosmo
BM w/ DRYEST SENSE OF HUMOR...TAL

this really is dumb.

[TurdBerglar]

HEY EVERYONE, TURD'S REALLY SENSITIVE AND LIKES KISSING KITTENS AS WELL!




sucked in fucker.


sucked in by the gravity of your ass. that's not your asshole that's a fuckn' cratered moon orbiting that shit.

[zorra_chiflada]

actually most likely to succeed: milleson
most likely to suck infected cock: turd

[TurdBerglar]

when your asshole itches it's becuase the lunar rover is caught in a ditch

[zorra_chiflada]

fuck, i'm trying to think of an equally clever response, it's not coming to me at this time. :(
you smell of bum gravy :(

[HOTWIFE]

you smell of bum gravy :(
BEST thing you could have said

[TurdBerglar]

do you enjoy getting your moon shot at by rockets?

[zorra_chiflada]

whatever, you have bleached chode hairs. as if i can believe anything you say.

[TurdBerglar]

nah i plucked them out


wanna see them?

[jabumbo]

this is fucking gold

[zorra_chiflada]

cool, are they like transparent? like polar bear hair?

[cosmo105]

his chode is actually completely that for insulation, did you know that?

[zorra_chiflada]

we should make a nature documentary about turd

[TurdBerglar]

his chode is actually completely that for insulation, did you know that?



how do you know that?

[HOTWIFE]

we should make a nature documentary about turd
I think he may have been a feral child

[TurdBerglar]

no i just live in springfield

[zorra_chiflada]

turd was actually raised by a pile of dog shit.

[TurdBerglar]

my family was massacred by a pair of timberlands :(

[zorra_chiflada]

my family was massacred by a pair of timberlands :(

timberlands?
like justin?

[TurdBerglar]

wow

get out of hobart

[cosmo105]

your family was killed by boots?

[TurdBerglar]

DOG SHIT..... BOOTS...... C'MON PEOPLE

[Lyman Zerga]

FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER: lopp
SMARTEST BOARD MEMBER: stop
MOST ELUSIVE BOARD MEMBER: craving
DUMBEST BOARD MEMBER: for
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER: attention
SEXIEST BOARD MEMBER : you
BIGGEST PERVERT: godamn
BEST PHYSIQUE: background
BEST EYES: piece
NICEST BOARD MEMBER: once a
WHINIEST BOARD MEMBER: background
BIGGEST PARTIER: piece
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED: always a
MOST LIKELY TO OPEN UP A HOTDOG STAND: background
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME SEX OFFENDER: piece
MOST OVERRATED: p.s. i added you to my
BEST SMILE: aim
BM w/ DRYEST SENSE OF HUMOR: list

[TurdBerglar]

how dry am i know, shithead?

[zorra_chiflada]

DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES! HE'S ON THE DEAN'S HONOUR ROLL!

[TurdBerglar]

You're making a strong case for stupidest


coming form you im fucking honored

[TAL]

I'm not mad.

:confused:

[ToucanSpam]

FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER: Freebasser
SMARTEST BOARD MEMBER: QueenAdrock
MOST ELUSIVE BOARD MEMBER: Documad?
DUMBEST BOARD MEMBER: QDrop
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER: Heiress or Norcen
SEXIEST BOARD MEMBER: no one is consistantly sexy, plus I have my own picks on whos sexiest
BIGGEST PERVERT: Turd
BEST PHYSIQUE: Echewta
BEST EYES: Don't know...I'll say uhhhh DandyFop
NICEST BOARD MEMBER: enree
WHINIEST BOARD MEMBER: ToucanSpam
BIGGEST PARTIER: Heiress, beastiegrrl101
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED: a lot of people
MOST LIKELY TO OPEN UP A HOTDOG STAND: Sandinista!
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME SEX OFFENDER: Turd
MOST OVERRATED: mickill, cosmo
BEST SMILE: G~Mile
BM w/ DRYEST SENSE OF HUMOR: what?

[befsquire]

i'd give you a vote for most likely to look half her age well into middle age
best award ever! thank you soooo much. forreal. you and i are now bbmbbff and i'm giving you the award for being the best bbmbbff ever.

anyway, my acceptance speech:

wow, i have so many people to thank, i don't know where to start. thanks bionic, for the award, it truly means a lot to me. i'd also like to thank my parents for giving me good genes, and my husband for encouraging me to be the best me that i can. thanks to chanel, for making superior sunglasses so that i don't squint (which i'm convinced helps cause crow's feet, which i do not yet have) and bain de soliel for their fantastic sunblock. i can't forget diet coke, for keeping my skin hydrated in place of water, and finally, thanks to chocolate for not making me break out when i eat it daily.

[Auton]

lol

[Freebasser]

It is true that I like to keep my elbows greased and ready for action.

[kll]

FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER freebasser
SMARTEST BOARD MEMBER varies from area to area -heiress seems quite smart, as does befsquire, zippo, nastee (funny i've listed all girls... hmm) for males = buddylee
MOST ELUSIVE BOARD MEMBER enree, TAL
DUMBEST BOARD MEMBER alright we don't have to single anyone out for this one the ones who keep coming back after they announce they are leaving
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER zippo, cosmo
SEXIEST BOARD MEMBER yauch
BIGGEST PERVERT alruggs
BEST PHYSIQUE echewta
BEST EYES heiress, monkey
NICEST BOARD MEMBER cookiepuss, scary squirrel
WHINIEST BOARD MEMBER monkey
BIGGEST PARTIER nata, heiress, although ba01 seems to be enjoying her 21st year a LOT
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED i think many of us have succeeded - anyone with a great job/career, owns a home, successful relationship, and/or etc are already there!
MOST LIKELY TO OPEN UP A HOTDOG STAND kll-on the verge of this happening any day now
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME SEX OFFENDER too many to list
MOST OVERRATED mickill
BEST SMILE nuzz
BM w/ DRYEST SENSE OF HUMOR echewta

[Echewta]

People. I have a big butt. Stop this.

[Dorothy Wood]

most likely to get a punch in the mouf: cmute. :mad:
fattest/ugliest: echewta

[na§tee]

can i get the award for most poor member?

[venusvenus123]

i obviously need to put more time and effort into this place in order to get some sort of a mention.

[mickill]

SEXIEST AVATAR = venus

[b i o n i c]

^^^ i am proof of that not being the case, venus

[mickill]

104TH POST IN THIS THREAD AWARD = b i o n i c

[Qdrop]

i just scan through these and look for my name.

if people don't start voting me the smartest, i'll fucking haunt you.

[Dr Deaf]

truly smart people don't need validation from anyone; especially a bunch of dumb people.

[hpdrifter]

can i get the award for most poor member?

I think I have you beat. I had $7.27 until the 31st and I spent it last night on 1 and a half gin and tonics.

I might have to join a couple of clubs at UW just to get some free pizza. :(

[b i o n i c]

104TH POST IN THIS THREAD AWARD = b i o n i c

thank you! but now i have to give the award back

[Lyman Zerga]

i definitely love too many people here (n)

[Lyman Zerga]

im a love whore now

but i miss being a beast :(

trashtwats!


theres no one i hate on this board anymore
yeah how pathetic of me!

[abcdefz]

FUNNIEST BOARD MEMBER = tie
SMARTEST BOARD MEMBER = tie
MOST ELUSIVE BOARD MEMBER = tie
DUMBEST BOARD MEMBER alright we don't have to single anyone out for this one = draw
FUNEST BOARD MEMBER = tie
SEXIEST BOARD MEMBER = tie
BIGGEST PERVERT = tie
BEST PHYSIQUE = tie
BEST EYES = tie
NICEST BOARD MEMBER = draw
WHINIEST BOARD MEMBER = forfeit
BIGGEST PARTIER = tie
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED = tie
MOST LIKELY TO OPEN UP A HOTDOG STAND = ignacious c. o'reilly
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME SEX OFFENDER = tie
MOST OVERRATED = tie
BEST SMILE = tie
BM w/ DRYEST SENSE OF HUMOR = the Bounty guy

[Lex Diamonds]

i definitely love too many people here (n)
But they also love you.































IN THE ASS! lol

[Lyman Zerga]

lololololoz (y)


didnt see that one cumming (y)