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Tone Capone
08-24-2006, 07:16 AM
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.






1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In-Box."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

DeeJayZap
08-24-2006, 07:34 AM
hahaha (y)

Lex Diamonds
08-24-2006, 07:53 AM
Numbers 17 & 18 are gold.

Cheers Tone, some funny shit. (y)

tracky
08-24-2006, 07:56 AM
20.....?


I'm totally going to use some of these (y) Especially numbers 15 through to 18

venusvenus123
08-24-2006, 08:08 AM
i LOL'd all the way. :D

i had a brilliant email, similar to that, a while back, but specifically for how to act crazy inside the office. i can't find it anymore tho, sorry :(

Tone Capone
08-24-2006, 09:19 AM
20.....?


Sorry about that! 20 just said to forward it to your friends... :o

DandyFop
08-24-2006, 09:26 AM
Hah...these are pretty good. I think the "for smuggling diamonds" is my favorite.

tracky
08-24-2006, 09:30 AM
My friend will often transfer money into my account, he puts all sorts of crazy stuff like that in the memo and it really pisses me off but makes me laugh at the same time :D