apparently i got in a 'fight' last night and i dont remember a thing

[b i o n i c]

i woke up dressed... i showered and ran out the door to work. i do remember someone telling me to simmer down and then i remember laughing really loudly on my walk home.

i went to high school with my bud so we get stupid when we’re together. we were messing around calling each other names, laughing at each other, just being retarded and childish and drunk. so he tells me i threw my bottle of water at him and this white dude who, my friend says was 6’3-6’5, with dreads told me he’d kick my ass if that hit him. so we just ignored him and continued on being stupid merry drunks with each other. apparently i said something to piss this guy off because im told he got in my face by the doors and said he i should shut the fuck up and simmer down so which i replied by grabbing him by the dreads, yanking him to the floor and pinning him down saying “oh you’re gonna calm me down?” and had him so he couldn’t move mashing his face against a seat. he said it hurt just looking at it the way i slammed him down by the dreads. so a bunch of people were trying to get me off him but i wouldn’t let go. finally I said I’d get off if he got off the train and he did at the next stop.

first off im really surprised i got that dude like that and that i ‘won”, i cant remember my last fight. heres the thing. im pissed off at myself. looking at it soberly, i know i was being an ass and the guy probably had reason to be annoyed. i don’t remember anything and am expecting to be sucker punched out of the blue someday by this guy. i feel like an ass and at the same time im sorta proud. i dunno. i’m generally a peaceful person and this was very out of character for me. i told a female friend about it and she’s all pissed. i hate myself... im ashamed

[bigblu89]

You're just pissed that you forgot the whole thing.

[like2_drink]

take that hippy! * yank *

that's out there man. how much did you drink?

[b i o n i c]

i lost count... i haven't had anything to drink for about 2 weeks. i was at an event with free booze. bad. im kind of glad i dont remember it, i dont want to remember the faces of the people who saw it happen. im embarrased

[mickill]

Coulda been worse. It coulda been a chick. And she coulda left you disfigured and on a all liquid diet for a few days. Imagine if that happened.

[Qdrop]

Coulda been worse. It coulda been a chick. And she coulda left you disfigured and on a all liquid diet for a few days. Imagine if that happened.
especially if you looked like Boomin.

[DandyFop]

I like bionic. (y)

[Knuckles]

Did this six foot six white guy with dreads really use the term "simmer down"?

That sounds like something a four foot six old lady with a beehive would say.

[like2_drink]

so was there any actual fist to face acts happenin?

[abcdefz]

"I'm so pissed and ashamed I'll start a thread and post a few paragraphs bragging about it. Then,maybe I'll get credit coming and going!" (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

"I'm so pissed and ashamed I'll start a thread and post a few paragraphs bragging about it." (y)
Same when SobaV knocked out that woman.

[like2_drink]

Same when SobaV knocked out that woman.


it was a solid right hook tho, who wouldn't brag about that shit

[b i o n i c]

anyone on here would write about it. if i had woken up with a bloody nose i would of shared that too. i promise to post when that dude runs into me someday and hits me in the head with a bat. i happened and its on my mind, so i posted – that’s what we do here, right? i don’t remember if it was an old lady or a dude. maybe he was 4’10” and maybe i actually got my ass kicked. im repeating what i was told. not there was no fist to face action. I was a pussy and just pinned him and didn’t punch

[Lex Diamonds]

Didn't you stomp his head? Not even a bit?

[mickill]

I singlehandedly kicked the shit out of seven dudes (I think they were all wearing vests that said something like Hells Angels (sp?) or something on them....I can't really remember) who were all trying to throw this 14 year old girl into the back of a pickup truck against her will last night. I don't know what came over me. Did I do the right thing? I feel like such a loser. Maybe she was their sister. I feel guilty for flipping this one guy over onto his back because I think he muttered something like, "how the hell did you do that?" And people were all gathering around saying they'd never seen anyone so strong before. I felt like such a freak :(

[DandyFop]

OH man, mike. That's crazy! I hope your friend that got chomped by the shark was there to help.

[b i o n i c]

dude, i’m a guy. of course im proud in a way but only proud that i was able to do that physically. i AM ashamed. im too old for this crap. that shit’s not cool. i don’t like how i feel about this right now. im an adult. i don’t like that i did something like that and don’t remember. what if the guy had a gun or a knife. he would've kicked my fucking ass if i slipped. i could’ve gotten myself into a LOT of trouble

[Knuckles]

I singlehandedly kicked the shit out of seven dudes (I think they were all wearing vests that said something like Hells Angels (sp?) or something on them....I can't really remember) who were all trying to throw this 14 year old girl into the back of a pickup truck against her will last night. I don't know what came over me. Did I do the right thing? I feel like such a loser. Maybe she was their sister. I feel guilty for flipping this one guy over onto his back because I think he muttered something like, "how the hell did you do that?" And people were all gathering around saying they'd never seen anyone so strong before. I felt like such a freak :(
Was it these (http://www.eaa5.org/images/1ScooterGang.jpg) guys Mike?

I've heard Vancouver has been having a shitload of trouble with biker gangs.:(

[mickill]

You guys think I'm lying? Why would I make something like that up? I'm ashamed. I'm not proud of being able to beat the ever living crap out of eight people at once? I just didn't like how they were treating those girls and I reacted almost instinctively. I think I was wrong, though. Violence is wrong. I coulda died. And no one would even care.:(

[abcdefz]

anyone on here would write about it....



I was a little rough. I apologize.

[b i o n i c]

come on guys. whatever. why is it so hard to believe that im ashamed i did that? of course im all proud of myself for the physical aspect of it, in a nut-scratching sorta way, but i AM also pissed i got out of control with the drinking and this fucking shit. yer damn straight i'll probably repeat this story years down the line, but i'll probably say i was under 23 when it happened. whatever... i have a big scar on my arm from a burn i got being a drunk retard years ago. that's right, i'm the man. im too cool for school.

thx a-z

[mickill]

I can relate, dude. I have this big scar on the side of my neck from one of the times I climbed up a tree to rescue a kitten. Don't know what I was thinking. Guess I just reacted instinctively. Anyway, I fell and got stabbed in the neck by a broken tree branch and was left dangling by my wound for several hours before I managed to gather the nerve to jump the 40 ft back down to the ground. It's not that I was scared, it's just I didn't want any harm to come to the kitten in my shirt pocket. Poor little guy had been through enough as it was.

Anyhow, I always used to wonder who'd ever wanna love a guy like me, a guy with a 7 inch scar on the side of his neck from doing something stupid like trying to save some helpless kitten. Heh. Well, I'm glad my wife was able to see past my imperfections.

[b i o n i c]

^^^ my cock is still bigger than yours :P

i got that scar because i passed out against the radiator and woke up after a few minutes screaming like a bitch. im the man.

[mickill]

Well, you got me there. The only time I ever screamed like a bitch was when I got shot in the back while trying to save those kids during this little hostage thingy that happened at this school up my street. It was so stupid...I don't know what I was trying to prove. Long story. Heh.

[abcdefz]

Do you remember ever being sick?

[b i o n i c]

is your name chuck norris?

[beastiegirrl101]

this sounds too fight club to me.

[hardnox71]

You're just pissed that you forgot the whole thing.
Bingo.

[paul jones]

did you have the Rocky theme going on in your head during the fight?

[Lyman Zerga]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

great! from now on ill get a picture of a panda in my mind when i think of you

[b i o n i c]

pj: probably some fucking oi music. he was kinda punk looking.

r$: wha?

lz: huh?

[paul jones]

pj: probably some fucking oi music. he was kinda punk looking.

?

haha!

[Lyman Zerga]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1281725&postcount=2317

[QueenAdrock]

I don't get how you can forget a whole fight. Granted, I forgot bits and pieces of what happened Saturday, but when my memory was jogged it came back. I still don't remember telling Brett that he and my friend Ben looked alike (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/QueenAdrock1/DrunkenDC/benbrett.jpg) and that they were a little gay for each other. Either way, it's as true now as it was when it drunkenly tumbled out of my mouth.

But either way, I just forget bits and pieces of what I say. I'm pretty sure I'd remember beating some guy.

[b i o n i c]

i would think the same thing - how could i not remember? but i really didnt remember it AT ALL till my friend told me the next day, mid-morning. i woke up remembering the walk back and laughing but not really what we were laughing about. some sketchy details became more clear as i made him tell me the story a few times later on. i remember till right before. i remember someone telling me the simmer down part. i think my wires crossed when i heard him say 'im gonna HAVE to KICK YOUR ASS'. i sort of remember the feel of his dreads in my hands. i remember laughing really hard about it afterwards.

i talked to my buddy about it more and told him that i felt bad, asked if he tried to stop me. he had not had as much to drink and that the guy was being a prick and deserved it, that we had done nothing to him and thought the guy was a prick to get up and do what he did.

i actually didnt get the story right… the first post is based on a quick phone conversation in the hallway while i was at work, i couldnt ask questions because people were around and i asked him to tell me quickly. when the guy got in my face, I was still sitting down. he was over me waving his fingers inches from my face, telling me he'd "have to" kick my ass if i didn't simmer down. i took him by the hands, pushed into his belly, got up and pushed him into the seat across from us and got on top of him pinning his arms to sides… that's when I said the "oh you're gonna calm me down?!" thing. A bunch of random dudes pulled me off, dread-dude got up and leered at me so I pushed my way around the dudes who'd pulled me off, ran to dread-dude and then yanked him down to the floor by the dreads. i got on top of him and pinned him down with his head mashed against the seat, then the rest happened. he didnt say another word and had tears in his eyes. true story

i certainly most definately overreacted if i saw him im sure he would want nothing to do with me but i would be tempted to sincerely apologise to the guy. that could get ugly so i might not want that. i think i felt threatened in that moment as i was joking around with my friend in my own world and then to have this fucking weird fucking thing yelling and waving his fingers in my face hanging over me. i dont ever want to do anything like that ever again. maybe i should have not thrown a bottle that landed on my friends' lap, maybe i shouldnt have gotten caught up in the moment and laughed too loud for this guy who was listening to his ipod. he really should've turned up the volume and kept listening to his goddamn ipod.

[Bitchamachacha]

I smacked one of my exes in the head with a beer bottle when I was smashed, and still, to this day, don't remember it.

He probably deserved it, though.



And Mickill is my hero.

He should star in his own film:

"Don't Be Fuckin' With Mickill While He's Saving The Kittens In The Hood"