we had a wine tasting at work today

[cosmo105]

my new job rules (y)

[b i o n i c]

last i remember you said something about someone putting you back on register at the other job. you got fed up? dont become a hardcore wino now

[beastiegirrl101]

coco dusted almonds!

[hardnox71]

I remember a guy I used to work with had his own wine tasting everyday at about 11:45 am.

[The Notorious LOL]

pssht so what I probably make more money than you

[cosmo105]

true, but the food, man! the food is AWESOME!

[Nuzzolese]

What is it that you do?

[beastiegirrl101]

I'm fresh.

[Nuzzolese]

I wore a hawaiian shirt once to a beer festival but it was bad news, anyway it's a long story. Back to you, Cosmo.

[beastiegirrl101]

Im rad.

[cosmo105]

*holds finger up to ear*

thank you nuzzolese, we'll have more on that story at ten.

[The Notorious LOL]

in other hawaiian shirt related news, my parents suggested wearing one to the banana smashing contest I attended last weekend. I rejected, and wore a "dork shirt" which was later confirmed to not be a "dork shirt" by my grandmother.

[Nuzzolese]

Oh great, now beastiegirrrlrrll changed her post and I look like a weirdo for pulling hawaiian shirts out of nowhere. What's a dork shirt? Is that like what Dorothy Wood's friends wear to parties to be ironic?

[Nuzzolese]

*holds finger up to ear*

thank you nuzzolese, we'll have more on that story at ten.

The job! The job! What is the job!

[beastiegirrl101]

Oh great, now beastiegirrrlrrll changed her post and I look like a weirdo for pulling hawaiian shirts out of nowhere. What's a dork shirt? Is that like what Dorothy Wood's friends wear to parties to be ironic?

ha ha, jokes on you!

[venusvenus123]

i think everyone in this thread has been to the wine tasting. :D

[The Notorious LOL]

What's a dork shirt? Is that like what Dorothy Wood's friends wear to parties to be ironic?



A dork shirt would be something slightly dressy but not fully dressy. Looks similar to what someone would wear that works a blue collar job but requires a somewhat "bidness casual" dress code. No buttons other than the collar area, short sleeved, no stripes, just one solid color. Best Buy employees wear them.


I wouldnt be caught dead in ironic clothing. Shit, I should make a shirt that says that and sell them!!!!!!!!!

[Nuzzolese]

ha ha, jokes on you!

Not nearly as much as it was when I was wearing that hawaiian shirt. Now just for that, I'm not telling you the story. EVER.

[cosmo105]

A dork shirt would be something slightly dressy but not fully dressy. Looks similar to what someone would wear that works a blue collar job but requires a somewhat "bidness casual" dress code. No buttons other than the collar area, short sleeved, no stripes, just one solid color. Best Buy employees wear them.


I wouldnt be caught dead in ironic clothing. Shit, I should make a shirt that says that and sell them!!!!!!!!!
that's a polo, sweetie.

JINX NUZZOLESE

[Nuzzolese]

A dork shirt would be something slightly dressy but not fully dressy. Looks similar to what someone would wear that works a blue collar job but requires a somewhat "bidness casual" dress code. No buttons other than the collar area, short sleeved, no stripes, just one solid color. Best Buy employees wear them.

You mean a polo?

[The Notorious LOL]

no its a dork shirt

[DIGI]

What is it that you do?


Cos found her calling doin the whole airport gloryhole scene. I told her to beware of commission-based jobs.

[DIGI]

and I wouldn't call a homeless guy brown baggin' some Boone's Farm a "wine tasting."

[Nuzzolese]

I meant to come back to this but I forgot:

Banana Smashing Contest
What? Why? How? Where?