greatest movie assholes!

[na§tee]

continuing the 'greatest movie..x' threads, here's another one. it's in GQ. i am, like, hideously bored and my flatmates have gone gallavanting in edinburgh for the second night in a row. alone and BORED! so what do you guys think? any additions?

1. Billy Zabka as Johnny Lawrence
"The Karate Kid", 1984
2. Bradley Cooper as Zachary "Sack" Lodge
"Wedding Crashers", 2005
3. James Daughton as Greg Marmalard
"National Lampoon's Animal House", 1978
4. Eriq La Salle as Darryl Jenks
"Coming to America", 1988
5. Robert Prescott as Cole Whittier
"Bachelor Party", 1984
6. Ted McGinley as Stan Gable
"Revenge of the Nerds", 1984
7. Matthew Glave as Glenn Guglia
"The Wedding Singer", 1998
8. Craig Sheffer as Hardy Jenns
"Some Kind of Wonderful", 1987
9. Craig Kilborn as Mark
"Old School", 2003
10. Billy Zabka as Chas
"Back to School", 1986
11. Michael Bowen as Tommy
"Valley Girl", 1983
12. James Spader as Steff
"Pretty in Pink", 1986

[Yeti]

Chet from Weird Science was real a-hole.

[Laver1969]

Chet from Weird Science was real a-hole.

Anybody with haircut like that, you know is an asshole.

[abcdefz]

Frank Boothe - Blue Velvet
Marty whatshisname - Blood Simple
Old Man Potter - It's a Wonderful Life
Sydney Falco and J.J. Hunsecker (sp?) - Sweet Smell of Success
Sonny Corelone - The Godfather

[Yeti]

Anybody with haircut like that, you know is an asshole.


You can even buy his t-shirt on e-bay. Your stewed buttwad!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170015431451&category=15687

[DandyFop]

I think A-z hit the nail on the head with Potter.

Also - Emporer Palpatine. And Jabba.

[paul jones]

thar git from the sequel to some from film who blew up some russsions in the sequel to that harrriison foen ford film

[Lex Diamonds]

Tommy DeVito! (y)

[TurdBerglar]

stiffler?

[buddylee]

Anybody with haircut like that, you know is an asshole.
-Bill Paxton

Ted Knight -Caddyshack I got say I googled "movie assholes" I'm am the laizest
person I know

Paul Gleason - The Breakfast Club Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns

[GetYourWarOn]

tom cruise in minority report

[buddylee]

tom cruise in minority report

sorry the doesn't count cuz he's a real asshole.

[yeahwho]

That dude who was the principle in Ferris Buellers Day off

[Drederick Tatum]

whenever I think of James Woods I always think of asshole characters.

[Lex Diamonds]

Dick Thornberg, the news reporter guy from the Die Hard movies.

Ice Cube in Boyz N The Hood.

Billy Bright in The Football Factory.

Cousin Avi in Snatch.

[Tzar]

cousin avi is the best thing about snatch.

i can't think of any movie assholes

[mikizee]

hello!!!

shooter mcgavin!!

[Lex Diamonds]

Elliot from ET lol

[GetYourWarOn]

That dude who was the principle in Ferris Buellers Day off


lol. he's dead

[mickill]

Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast = biggest onscreen asshole ever
Vince Vaughn in Swingers and Made = humorous asshole
Quentin Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn = annoying pervert asshole
Paul Newman in Nobody's Fool = underdog asshole
Gene Hackman in Royal Tenenbaums = most likeable asshole ever

[DandyFop]

lol. he's dead

Uhhh....Jeffrey Jones? No, he's still alive.

But he was charged as a sex offender after asking a 14 year old boy to pose for explicit photos. And now you know.

[DipDipDive]

Gene Hackman in Royal Tenenbaums = most likeable asshole ever

Agreed. (y)

Coming in close second is Warren Schmidt.

[abcdefz]

tom cruise in




Magnolia. (y)

[abcdefz]

Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast = biggest onscreen asshole ever
Gene Hackman in Royal Tenenbaums = most likeable asshole ever




Good picks.

I love the scene in Tennenbaums when he tells his wife he's dying... no, he's not... yes, he is... no he's not...

[abcdefz]

Mary Tyler Moore in Ordinary People

[TAL]

Rutger Hauer as John Ryder in The Hitcher.

[mikizee]

lol everytime i hear the name rutger hauer i feel like i have to say it in a deep gravelly movie trailer anouncer voice.

'coming this summer. a movie like youve never seen. a man, has come back to find all is not it seems. he's back. and he's not happy. rutger hauer... in.....

analysis of a proposal. coming this summer.'

[icy manipulator]

hello!!!

shooter mcgavin!!
hahaha fuck yes

i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

[mikizee]

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast??

[icy manipulator]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[mikizee]

i was gunna quote another happy gilmore line but i forgot it.

[icy manipulator]

you will not make this shot you jackass!

[mikizee]

how bout we go lay by the bay?

[na§tee]

those older kids in the goonies - the ones at the top of the well, and who the older goonies were friends with - they are a buncha pricks. they get my vote.

[Rock]

lol. he's dead
he's alive and kid toucher (as stated before).
The principal that you might be thinking of is Paul Gleason from the breakfast club. He died recently.

edit: Farva in Super Troopers.

[abcdefz]

Clarence Boddecker in RoboCop

[Funkyfreshgrape]

ZooLander! i love that movie!

[GetYourWarOn]

gong li in memoirs of a geisha

[GetYourWarOn]

he's alive and kid toucher (as stated before).
The principal that you might be thinking of is Paul Gleason from the breakfast club. He died recently.

edit: Farva in Super Troopers.



oh right. he's on deadwood too. LOL