View Full Version : i saw my first used condom on the sidewalk today
it definitely feels like i'm living in a city now
i don't know whose condom it was
Lex Diamonds
08-26-2006, 07:09 PM
WELL IT DEFINITELY WASN'T FREDDIE MERCURY'S
LOL
mikizee
08-26-2006, 07:11 PM
WELL IT DEFINITELY WASN'T FREDDIE MERCURY'S
LOL
classic.
and they probably weren't fucking princess di
Lex Diamonds
08-26-2006, 07:20 PM
OR HITLER
LMAO
mikizee
08-26-2006, 07:32 PM
or a catholic's.
that wasnt really funny.
TurdBerglar
08-26-2006, 08:11 PM
that's a daily occurrence for me. along with puke, needles/crack viles and dead pit bull pups.
well maybe not daily but definitely weekly
Bitchamachacha
08-26-2006, 08:12 PM
More importantly, we know it's not Bob's. ;)
well that goes without saying
although technically i kind of said it
The Notorious LOL
08-26-2006, 08:31 PM
those weird me out. I think people put them there intentionally.
it might have been a latex glove actually, i can't be too sure. i didn't stop to smell it or anything.
i'm going with condom though. i don't know why anyone would leave a latex glove in the street like that. it doesn't make sense!
it might have been a latex glove actually, i can't be too sure. i didn't stop to smell it or anything.
i'm trying to think of a way to work the phrase "stop and smell the condoms" into this post somehow, but it's not working out, really.
Justin
08-26-2006, 08:47 PM
I remember seeing condoms and empty natural light beer cans at wvu all the time on the ground.
Bitchamachacha
08-26-2006, 09:10 PM
Are you sure it was even used? Did you actually see wittle spermies swiming around in it?
My friend Wendy would get drunk and put a condom over her head. It would almost cover her entire face, stopping just below her nostrils. She would then blow it up, using her nose.
It made for a great party trick.
Justin
08-26-2006, 09:13 PM
goddamn that shit sounds elastic as shit!
vickista
08-26-2006, 10:10 PM
it definitely feels like i'm living in a city now
i don't know whose condom it was
dude where u like living under a rock?
i saw my first used condom when i was 8 yrs old, in the school playground, i was chased by a drunk & angry bum for the first time when i was 11 and saw my first druggy injecting at 12 and this was all in "Hawthorn" the inner city suburb thats up there with "Toorak" and shit.
TurdBerglar
08-26-2006, 10:11 PM
you're such a badass
vickista
08-26-2006, 10:18 PM
damn straight
tracky
08-26-2006, 10:19 PM
when we found used condoms in the parklands (which is semi-public land which the school uses for sports and stuff) we'd pick them up with sticks and chase each other and shit. ghross
vickista
08-26-2006, 10:24 PM
when we found used condoms in the parklands (which is semi-public land which the school uses for sports and stuff) we'd pick them up with sticks and chase each other and shit. ghross
hahaha(y)
once we had a matress in our play ground a it was all stained and gross and all the bullies got the nerdy kids and rolled them up in it,
good thing the tacher saw em.
fucktopgirl
08-26-2006, 10:31 PM
it definitely feels like i'm living in a city now
i don't know whose condom it was
humm bob it about time you use one........ just saying with much respect !!!
dude where u like living under a rock?
no, levittown
Gareth
08-26-2006, 11:13 PM
seeing used tampons around is gross
i haven't seen that yet. i did see a coke bottle filled with piss though. at least i think it was piss. tasted like it anyway
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
08-26-2006, 11:23 PM
it might have been a latex glove actually, i can't be too sure. i didn't stop to smell it or anything.
i'm going with condom though. i don't know why anyone would leave a latex glove in the street like that. it doesn't make sense!
Could be worst, it could be a plastic baggie. how is that the first time you've seen a used condom? I used to see them all the time when I lived in Ft. Lauderdale down by the canal banks. As much as I love having sex while fearing that I might be attacked by an alligator... (n)
Gareth
08-26-2006, 11:24 PM
so long as it quenched your thirst.
DandyFop
08-27-2006, 01:45 AM
That's like the David Cross bit on Shut Up You Fucking Baby. He talks about the crazy amount of used condoms he sees on the streets of New York and that it means one of two things - there are people actually there fucking in the street...or some guy is collecting his condoms weekly and distrubuting them like some kind of "weird urban Johnny Appleseed".
I love the first one because he's like , yeah I know how that is to be like "oh I wanna fuck you right now, but let's just get uh out of harm's way first".
lollololololol
That's like the David Cross bit on Shut Up You Fucking Baby. He talks about the crazy amount of used condoms he sees on the streets of New York and that it means one of two things - there are people actually there fucking in the street...or some guy is collecting his condoms weekly and distrubuting them like some kind of "weird urban Johnny Appleseed".
I love the first one because he's like , yeah I know how that is to be like "oh I wanna fuck you right now, but let's just get uh out of harm's way first".
lollololololol
that's sort of what inspired me to make the post, actually. "oh shit, it's tuesday again..."
although i figured out what's probably going on there. people are fucking in cars, and throwing the condoms out of the window
befsquire
08-27-2006, 01:49 AM
for $25, that could be you
i dunno, i don't like driving in the city
ggirlballa
08-27-2006, 01:56 AM
haha i saw like a trail of condoms when i was walking down the alley next to the MCDonald's and there was a matress there too.......hmmm makes u think
ggirlballa
08-27-2006, 01:59 AM
seeing used tampons around is gross
seeing used pads next to used condoms is worst they're all over my fuckin school & it grosses me out...it kinda makes me laugh at the same time tho i don't know why:confused:
yeahwho
08-27-2006, 02:06 AM
I remember our Junior High School commencement speech given by Principal Sarno. He said, young men and ladies,
There is probably nothing worse than coming-to down at Penny's Corner with your trousers down around your ankles and a used condom hanging out of your ass.
Words of wisdom I like to live by and thought I would impart on all of you.
Gareth
08-27-2006, 02:28 AM
haha i saw like a trail of condoms when i was walking down the alley next to the MCDonald's and there was a matress there too.......hmmm makes u think
...and you will know us by the trail of used
Freebasser
08-27-2006, 05:42 AM
I almost sat on a used condom lying around on a bus seat once.
Dorothy Wood
08-27-2006, 11:51 AM
once in college, my boyfriend at the time went in my dorm room and saw a pizza box on top of the garbage and thought, "mmm, pizza!", when he opened it he saw two used condoms! (which he did not eat). lol@my roommate having sex after eating pizza. scarred him for life.
yooooo
08-27-2006, 12:13 PM
^ culprit!
Lyman Zerga
08-27-2006, 04:04 PM
WELL IT DEFINITELY WASN'T FREDDIE MERCURY'S
LOL
that just gave me a hardcore laugh cramp
just wish my mum wouldnt be in the same room
im still having watery eyes
fuck you!
ericlee
08-28-2006, 12:16 AM
The first time I saw one was in junior high. Someone pulled prank and put one on my teacher's door knob of her classroom.
Lex Diamonds
08-28-2006, 02:13 AM
fuck you!
Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?
The Notorious LOL
08-28-2006, 02:24 AM
seeing used pads next to used condoms is worst they're all over my fuckin school & it grosses me out...it kinda makes me laugh at the same time tho i don't know why:confused:
wow you must have some brave stupid oversexed kids at your school to be not only fucking AT school, but to not even wait until the girl is done menstruating to have sex at school.
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