Ha ha, yeah...wetdreams

[ericlee]

So last night after a month of sobriety I decided that I'm home now with friends, I'm gonna drink.

I started at my friend's house at 1:00 in the afteroon by drinking beers, I think 4. We then ate some sushi and I drank a whole bottle of Saki and I then had 2 bottles of Sapparo.

After that, we went back to my friend's house and drank more, my wife started drinking when we got there and it was roughly 5:00. I drank 8 beers over there and then we went to the bar at 9:00.

I got to the bar and ordered 3 Jamesons on the rocks, and I had two Guiness drafts.

After that, we went to a different bar and I shared 6 pitcers between 2 of my friends and my wife.

We supposedly went to a bar after that and I don't remember anything from there. I have no clue and my friends said I was taking shots of Tequilla.

Anyway, I woke up at my friend's house on his couch and my wife was laying on the floor beside me. Come to find out, she was sleeping on the couch with me but, hahahah, I pissed in my sleep, while she was sleeping on me and she moved to the floor.

That's a wet dream if I've ever heard of one.

[Pres Zount]

Oh, Mr. Darcy!

[Waus]

Wait, I think I lost track. Can I get like, a bullet point list of exactly what you drank and how much throughout the day?

Not a joke.

[Justin]

Wait, I think I lost track. Can I get like, a bullet point list of exactly what you drank and how much throughout the day?

Not a joke.

Yea and a powerpoint presentation would be the best.

[buddylee]

I hate to say it but , you got a problem

[Lyman Zerga]

I hate to say it but , you got a problem


seems like many of this board have that problem

like when i call someone an alcoholic he/she is like wtf i only had like 45 cans of beer, 12 bottles of vodka and 37 glasses of wine this morning

and they were not even joking :confused:

[b i o n i c]

the losing control of bodily functions is like a step before dying, no?

[mikizee]

i drank soo much one anzac day for over 14 hours, and choked on my own vomit in my sleep. my missus woke up to choking/gurgling noises, jumped up and turned on the light, and i was lying on my back, passed out with a mouth full of spew and a blue face. thank fuck she was there, or i'd be dead.

[Rock]

seems like many of this board have that problem

like when i call someone an alcoholic he/she is like wtf i only had like 45 cans of beer, 12 bottles of vodka and 37 glasses of wine this morning

and they were not even joking :confused:
I don't consider myself an alcoholic even though when I go out and drink...I drink like a fish. I don't drink everyday. I do drink during lunch sometimes. And when I go out to the bar and don't have to drive I will drink until I'm broke or until I get cut off by my friends or wife.

Now if I had to drink everyday or else I would get the DTs, then maybe I would consider myself an alcoholic. I think I'm just a professional drinker.

[ericlee]

For those who say I've got a problem, carefully read where I've said it's been a month. I used to drink only on the weekends but I don't do that anymore.

Since it's been a month my tolerance has decreased which made that alcohol kick my royal ass.

Hey Beck,

*a
*shitload
*of
*alco
*hol

That sums it up on how much I drank.

[Lyman Zerga]

I don't consider myself an alcoholic even though when I go out and drink...I drink like a fish. I don't drink everyday. I do drink during lunch sometimes. And when I go out to the bar and don't have to drive I will drink until I'm broke or until I get cut off by my friends or wife.

Now if I had to drink everyday or else I would get the DTs, then maybe I would consider myself an alcoholic. I think I'm just a professional drinker.


yeah girls who have sex with 10+ different guys every week dont think they are sluts aswell
funny cause its true


well for someone like me whos never been drunk all of this shit sounds weird
like drinking yourself almost to death
hurting your friends then the next day regret it
then doing the same mistake again and again

pretty pathetic

but you dont see it anymore cause being like that seems to be normal these days

i talk to loads of e-people but i only know one person who doesnt drink

even my sister drinks now


jesus help me
im alone in this world
and a fucked up world it is too

[Videodrome]

i've been so hammered that i've pissed the bed about three times in my life. that's when you are so passed out nothing will wake you up. i got called out by one of my friends for it the first time it ever happened. it was quite embarrassing. yeah, those things happen.

[b i o n i c]

the losing control of bodily functions is like a step before dying, no?

[King PSYZ]

damns

[Rock]

the losing control of bodily functions is like a step before dying, no?
i don't think so. that would mean anytime anyone wet the bed they would be at that step, no?

I remember pissing in my sleep once (i was sober) because in my dream I was pissing. I don't think it had anything to do with death.

[Videodrome]

the losing control of bodily functions is like a step before dying, no?
when i woke up my hangover was so bad i wished that i was dead.

[b i o n i c]

i mean losing control of bodily functions when drunk.


and fyi - contrary to popular belief, my recent drunken stint was out of the ordinary for me. i've gotten into fitness and drink about once a week.. my tolerance is shot and i lose control quickly. its been taking getting used to

[beastieangel01]

I don't consider myself an alcoholic even though when I go out and drink...I drink like a fish. I don't drink everyday. When I go out to the bar and don't have to drive I will drink until I'm broke or until I get cut off by my friends.

Now if I had to drink everyday or else I would get the DTs, then maybe I would consider myself an alcoholic. I think I'm just a professional drinker.

that's pretty much where I'm at as well.

[Kid Presentable]

yeah girls who have sex with 10+ different guys every week dont think they are sluts aswell
funny cause its true


well for someone like me whos never been drunk all of this shit sounds weird
like drinking yourself almost to death
hurting your friends then the next day regret it
then doing the same mistake again and again

pretty pathetic

but you dont see it anymore cause being like that seems to be normal these days

i talk to loads of e-people but i only know one person who doesnt drink

even my sister drinks now


jesus help me
im alone in this world
and a fucked up world it is too


I quit binge drinking this weekend. I become a mean person whenst fuckest uppeth.

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah everyone on here has to become non stop sober just for me

thats all im asking for!

[skra75]

yeah so I'm treating my drinking as a transition thing. Friday being my exception this weekend, I've been a good boy this weekend. I didn't even see Beerfest yet.

Friday I was served and stayed out until 4:45 am. I came to the party bearing 40oz'rs (haha, I haven't had one in like 4 years) like Dr. Dre.

At one point I had a breakdance battle with my man Galen and this guy from Jersey. As to be expected I was the owner of the dancefloor. Then we all sung "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey. Then Beer Pong, I lost. And finally we capped it off some very, very poor freestyle raps in the early am. It was embarrassing, good thing it was just me and a few close friends. Last we all took turns drawing pictures of our friend. They were all very, very poor illustrations.

I got up the next day at 8:15 am !! effing bananas.

Still didn't piss myself lmao. Come to think of it I've never done that.

[beastiegirrl101]

everyone has a pee story.

[zorra_chiflada]

i peed myself, i wasn't that drunk. only a little. i was publicly peeing on a beach and then i pulled my pants up too soon. i went to a party afterwards, everone else nonthewiser.

[hpdrifter]

everyone has a pee story.

I don't.

[Tzar]

my pee story is - i pissed through my mate's flyscreen door after a party. i got up and walked to the laundry door, opened it and just pissed, through the flyscreen door, to outside. at first i didn't believe any of my mates when they told me - then i looked and saw the stain hahaha.. i cleaned it.

[beastiegirrl101]

I got a ticket for public urination. It's a rather long story.

[abcdefz]

About two or three months ago a cop caught me peeing at the BART station and let me off the hook after explaining that it's actually a federal offense (at the BART station), etc.

He was cool about it because I was cool about it, he said.

[beastiegirrl101]

About two or three months ago a cop caught me peeing at the BART station and let me off the hook after explaining that it's actually a federal offense (at the BART station), etc.

He was cool about it because I was cool about it, he said.

I recently found out that 3 public urination tickets ...can also be considered as a sex offender in some states.

[yooooo]

I got a ticket for public urination. It's a rather long story.

explain

[abcdefz]

I recently found out that 3 public urination tickets ...can also be considered as a sex offender in some states.




:eek:


Whoa.

Maybe it's the country boy in me, but I pee outside almost daily. Yeah, it's discrete, but still.

To me, I kinda don't get it. If I'm not flashing somebody and I'm peeing on greenery or dirt or whatever, what's the big deal?

[jackrock]

Ericlee: Did you flip the cushion? : D

I have a question. You know when your on a road trip and you gotta go really bad, so you stop on the side of the road and let it fly right? I don't see many people doing this on the side of the road anymore. Come to think of it i don't think i've seen someone pee in the ditch in years. Do you (still) do it?

[yooooo]

Whoa.

Maybe it's the country boy in me, but I pee outside almost daily. Yeah, it's discrete, but still.

To me, I kinda don't get it. If I'm not flashing somebody and I'm peeing on greenery or dirt or whatever, what's the big deal?

I don't know really but i once saw a drunken man pissing near a busy-street where everybody could see him.

I asked what he is doing there.

He turned arround and almost pissed at me "i am peeeeeeeiiiinnngrururrurz"

[abcdefz]

I don't know really but i once saw a drunken man pissing near a busy-street where everybody could see him.

I asked what he is doing there.

He turned arround and almost pissed at me "i am peeeeeeeiiiinnngrururrurz"



Obviously, that's not cool. Other people shouldn't be subjected to your micturition.

[yooooo]

I was lucky, his pee-beam (do you say so?) wasnt straight(y)

[icy manipulator]

there's a whole bunch of new public nuisance laws in queensland now. you can and most likely will spend the night in the lockhouse for urinating in public. same with throwing up in public. Queensland's becoming gay. no pissing, no yakking, cant smoke in clubs anymore, and with the 3am lockout rule you cant get in anywhere after 3am! :mad:

[Tzar]

clubs close at 3am? soft as..

we got the no-smoking rule over here too.. i ain't complaining about that though. it's good (y)

[icy manipulator]

clubs close at 5 but you cant get in anywhere after 3. so once you leave anywhere after 3 you're fucked and gotta go home

[abcdefz]

pee-beam




...that's a new one to me. :D


Pee-stream?

[Rock]

i just remembered that on friday night...after a lot of drinks I got home and took a wee. When I was done and standing in the bedroom, my wife looked at me and said "oh my god, you pissed in your boxers. I supposedly looked down, laughed, and said. "You're right I did, but I don't give a fuck" and took them off and passed out naked on the floor.
That is the closest I have come to pissing my pants whilst drunk. And it wasn't like it was a full piss, but just like halfway.

[yooooo]

Edit: damn you guys are too fast Pee-stream?

sounds better

[skra75]

I pee in public whilst coming out of a bar, I have no problem with it. Of course I try to be sneaky though, I find just the right dumpster, dark alley, or shrub. There's lots of shrubs/landscaping in providence.

[ericlee]

yeah girls who have sex with 10+ different guys every week dont think they are sluts aswell
funny cause its true


well for someone like me whos never been drunk all of this shit sounds weird
like drinking yourself almost to death
hurting your friends then the next day regret it
then doing the same mistake again and again

pretty pathetic

but you dont see it anymore cause being like that seems to be normal these days

i talk to loads of e-people but i only know one person who doesnt drink

even my sister drinks now


jesus help me
im alone in this world
and a fucked up world it is too

There was no harm done. The guy is like a brother and he's pissed in laundry baskets of other people.

As far as my wife, all she did was laugh it off because I seldomly get like that and she knows I can control my drinking and quit for years if I want.

Dammit people, this is a funny thread turned into talk show drama aa, reach out meeting. Knock it off.

[ericlee]

Ericlee: Did you flip the cushion? : D

I have a question. You know when your on a road trip and you gotta go really bad, so you stop on the side of the road and let it fly right? I don't see many people doing this on the side of the road anymore. Come to think of it i don't think i've seen someone pee in the ditch in years. Do you (still) do it?

I've had to piss on a road trip being a passenger and had to piss badly so I rolled down the passenger's side window, whipped it out and pissed. It ended up spraying the driver because it went over the car and through his window.

EDIT: No, I didn't flip the cushin. I took it out and hung it to dry.

[Lyman Zerga]

was just generally spoken

and to give you a view from my side yeah thats the creep side

[ericlee]

was just generally spoken

and to give you a view from my side yeah thats the creep side

I piss on your creep side.

[Lyman Zerga]

how rudizzle

[ericlee]

how rudizzle

I'll flip you over rather than hang you outside when I'm finished, at least.

[buddylee]

best way to pee in public it find a place to pee were you lower half is covered like a bush, (biggest mistake) is looking down what do you need to look at . Look
up or around then it looks like your just standing thier.

once me and friend were drunk walking a 130lb dog to the Liq store , I told my buddy hay I gota stop to pee ..... I was holding the dog leash so my friend keeps walking then calls his dog , in the end I pee`d on my jeans