There's a convict in my neighbourhood

[Kid Presentable]

Just a street over, he reportedly evaded capture about 15 minutes ago. Attempted murder. Don't know how long he's been on the run for.

It's like living in Johannesburg. Are there any South Africans on the board?

[zorra_chiflada]

i knew a guy who was in jail for 10 years for killing his girlfriend. he was actually a really nice guy, i seriously have a hard time believing he did it.

oh and i saw chopper once outside a shop, he said hi.

[mikizee]

the guy from ronnie johns half hour does THE BEST impersonation of chopper. its a cack.

[Kid Presentable]

Should I lock the back door? We leave it open all night for kitty.