hippie house guest=free pizza AND riddle at the end

[Dorothy Wood]

a friend of a friend of mine in seattle stayed with a us for a few days while in town for a conference. we had never met her before and got kind of weird about it before she got here. I was kind of mad about it actually.

anyway, it turned out great. she was pretty cool, chatty, likes to laugh. she left this morning while I was still sleeping and I found a box with chicago style pizza in it and a note that said "eat me". yes! and there's spinach and chicken in it. I don't know about the chicken part, but I ate it.

anyway, on the first night, she got us high and we played mario on nintendo. she's a journalist and she recorded the game's music and some of our conversations. I hope she's not a spy. but she travelled here on a plane, but brought two joints. how did she get them here?

[Rock]

how did she get them here?
with ease.

[Dorothy Wood]

well, sure, but there are drug-sniffing dogs at the airport.

[b i o n i c]

^^ coffee rinds and a scrunchie = bam

[Dorothy Wood]

nope.

[b i o n i c]

did she tell you?

lol mario + smoke. duck hunt is better

[Dorothy Wood]

we figured it out, well cordo did right away, but then the girl told us indirectly.

[The Notorious LOL]

something with tampons? does it involve tampons?!

[jabumbo]

crotch sweat

[Dorothy Wood]

you guys are getting warmer!

[abcdefz]

well, sure, but there are drug-sniffing dogs at the airport.


...clearly those dogs shouldn't be used in any professional capacity, then.

[b i o n i c]

she wrapped them and slipped them up her ass?

[Dorothy Wood]

no

[b i o n i c]

what the f is closer to crotch sweat than her pooper

[Dorothy Wood]

umm

[jabumbo]

not many places in the body that are warmer than the crotch

[Dorothy Wood]

you people are worthless. she hid the weed in her vag. DUH! she called it "nature's pocket".

cordo said the next day, "we smoked vagina weed". I said, "yeah...oh well"

it was wrapped in layers and layers of plastic. I mean, we didn't see the plastic...just the joints. perfume from her suitcase spilled on them so we baked them in the oven. so we probably didn't get any cooties.


edit: unless you meant that "crotch" = "vagina". I don't think of them being one and the same. boys and girls both have crotches, so it wouldn't mean vagina. CROTCH.

[b i o n i c]

well duh! but i thought crotch sweat being a close guess meant that the vag was out.

"dude that's some skunky weed" "damn, yeah you're right... i thought i'd packed the shwag for this trip"

[Dorothy Wood]

well, you can tell it was vagina weed, because we sure got fucked.


:/

I just made that up. I don't like it.

[afronaut]

well, you can tell it was vagina weed, because we sure got fucked.


:/

I just made that up. I don't like it.
That was lame. I don't like it either.

[Dorothy Wood]

it's not very nice at all and not funny. I feel ashamed.

[b i o n i c]

you should be ashamed

[Rock]

As easy as it is (from what I've been told) to bring a little bit of ganja on the plane with you....why don't you just get some wherever you are going? It seems a lot easier to me.

[Dorothy Wood]

well, she didn't know anybody in town. she just kind of met some folks and stayed with them for a couple of nights, then stayed with us. also, she gave us a bit for our hospitality.

[jabumbo]

i was under the impression that the crotch-al region included the female vagina since i think of it to include the male penis


just sayin'

[Bob]

sarky, you should stop posting for awhile because of that joke, it was really pretty bad

[like2_drink]

i kind of chuckled:o

[The Notorious LOL]

well, you can tell it was vagina weed, because we sure got fucked.


:/

I just made that up. I don't like it.



can minton or TPK ban her for a bit due to this? like a week or so?