christina aguilera took my wank virginity.

[sercomdj01]

and doesn't answer my calls :(

[sercomdj01]

Whos' that?


Ahhh it went all over the place! Its like the letters swapped round in some crazy fashion!

[ampm]

This is better than the sex with dogs thread.

[sercomdj01]

Its silly season for threads again i want in on the act.

[jabumbo]

she looked pretty good when she wasn't in that slut phase

[HOTWIFE]

huh

[zorra_chiflada]

nah, she's crap.

[Kid Presentable]

Although often in the one key, she can sing.

[hitmonlee]

i fucking love her :)

and i liked the slut phase, probably more than her new "classy" phase.

i crossed the country to see her.

[jabumbo]

i bet adam_f knows where she used to live, and stalks her family still

[g-mile7]

A 4 octave range. An amazing voice. She is a great singer once U get past all the obvious negatives. As soley a singer she is amazing

[hitmonlee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/hitmonlee/christina/tour2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/hitmonlee/christina/tour1.jpg

i took those when i went to see her

too bad i'm very short and have a crappy non digi cam!

[ggirlballa]

i'm liking christina's new sound & her classy new look

also the girl can sing her head probally is really close to exploding when she hits those high notes:eek:

[ggirlballa]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/hitmonlee/christina/tour2.jpg

carrot top?

[g-mile7]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/hitmonlee/christina/tour2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/hitmonlee/christina/tour1.jpg

i took those when i went to see her

too bad i'm very short and have a crappy non digi cam!
She got fat potential;)

[hitmonlee]

carrot top?

nah, was more of a sandy blonde/brown, just the lighting makes it look red.

there was a moment in the show where i thought her head was going to pop ha! when she sang at last she did this crazy note (well two notes) at the end. i forget the technical name for it but you switch between the two notes. argh! anyway, it went on and on and i was sure it was going to finish with her head explodinating.

[g-mile7]

Her husband makes me laugh and shake my head in confussion

[hitmonlee]

She got fat potential;)

you calling her fat?! *shakes fist*

she's so unbelieveably tiny irl. like you hear she is small, but until you see her you don't realise how small!

her husband is apparently rather large, maybe that clears up the confusion a bit?

[Drederick Tatum]

this thread would've been alot more entertaining if people had just named who they lost their wank virginity to.

[g-mile7]

you calling her fat?! *shakes fist*

she's so unbelieveably tiny irl. like you hear she is small, but until you see her you don't realise how small!

her husband is apparently rather large, maybe that clears up the confusion a bit?
In those pics and + her moms chunky. Her man just tall and skinny

[Auton]

2:13 am, and posting about christina aguilera on an internet messageboard. a damn shame.

[sercomdj01]

Who would have thought a thread about tossing off over xtina had so much potential?

[Kid Presentable]

So the first time I beat it, I did it in the window. Next door were two spinster sisters (much like Patti and Selma actually), sitting in their conservatory, watching me shake hands with the governor of love.

[zorra_chiflada]

that's like, registered sex offender material. on their part.

[Kid Presentable]

that's like, registered sex offender material. on their part.
I was all cavalier and shit.

[paul jones]

Samantha Fox took mine

[ET]

Uhmmmm, thats X-TINA PLZTHNX.

[Sluts_Anonymous]

My own grandma took my wank virginity. She doesn't return the calls because she is dead. :(

[ET]

Not in your heart she isn't!

[Sluts_Anonymous]

or in my penis

[ET]

You know she's only dead. Not dead and gone. Wink wink nudge nudge. ;)

[Sluts_Anonymous]

omg ur makin me horny

g2g!

[synch]

Miss Michigan.;)
... of 1946 ;)