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sercomdj01
08-29-2006, 05:48 AM
And i found a website which is a "beastiality dating" website.
Try angel! The camal for starters...

what about a bear?

eir is a burly grizzly that loves sushi and ice fishing. He's searching for a warm woman to come home to after spending all day on the ice "bringing home the bacon."

If you like salmon, off-broadway theater and want a big, huggable man to share the bed with at night, send us an email with "Weir" in the subject line we'll forward it along. Weir is waiting!!










Or maybe you prefer hippos?

GOT A WHOLE LOTTA LOVE?

Then laides, we have the man for you! Anyone like 'em big?? Georges is an energetic, outgoing, sensual hippopotamus that likes skiing, crooning and reading spy novels. He's is looking for a full-bodied woman from 18-28 with a strong sense of independence and a love for the fine arts. Must be willing to relocate to western Africa!

You can contact Georges via email by clicking here.







Or maybe a horse!

Can you believe we still haven't found a match for this handsome stud yet?? Over a year and William is still looking. He's had a few close-calls, but has still to find the woman of his dreams!! Read on if you think you might be able to make this horse neigh like a stallion!

Here's one for all you single ladies out there... ever heard the expression "hung like a horse??" Well, William is the proof in the pudding!! He's well-groomed with a long flowing mane, powerful legs, and he can run a full Kentucky obstacle course in just under 2 minutes. He loves apples and film noir and philosophy, with a peculiar fixation on Existentialism. If you're looking for a real stallion, send William email. Click here for more of William.

Rancid_Beasties
08-29-2006, 06:07 AM
Hahahahahaha if thats serious its wrong but its so funny anyway(y)

sercomdj01
08-29-2006, 06:12 AM
If you like apes, and find arogance a turn on, why not try Qdrop! Under his drooping forhead lies a brain that just aches to be loved by the right girl. His nuckles may drag along the ground but his hairy arms are strong and will sweep you off your feet!
He likes playing sabuteo(tm), eating fairy cakes, dancing in confetti and long hours of romantic "owning" on his many website haunts.
Why not contact him? He will literally beat you into sexual oblivion.

Otis Driftwood
08-29-2006, 06:16 AM
In a stiletto or knuckleduster match, who'd win? Pimp or animal pimp?