The Beastie Boys Dating Thread!!

[sercomdj01]

Sorry if this has been done or causes offense:


Young Male searching for Bass Guitar for casual sex and maybe love.
Must have 4 strings and an open mind.
Freebasser is a twenty something young buck, who likes nothing better than to drink guiness and paint pictures of hitler in the nude. His hobbys include eating wigan pies, building model rail ways and impersonating corey!
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Underage Girlie searcing for an underage boy!
Must have a sense or awareness and a interesting history (so she can share it on her many messageboards).
Underage Girlie is an underage girlie who likes nothing better than to decorate her room with tweed wallpaper and dance around like a madwoman. She rarly drinks but this is enough to put her in a drunken stupour for which she rants uncontrolably!
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Norcen searching for a Norcen to love and hold!
You must be indentical in everyway to him so he can admire you fully. You must love johnny rotton nearly asmuch as yourself.
Norcen loves nothing more than making endless threads of photos of himself for all sane people to admire! Weird camera effects a plus! His hobbys include placing his penis through letter boxes to scair young girls and painting his body with sheep excrement!
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Toucan Spam searching for a Lindsey to call his own!
Must be called Lindsey and preferably have numbers after her screen name!
Toucan spam is a charming young person loved by few. He needs a lindsey to come and take his pain away. His hobbys include greenday and macdonalds.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Ohh man you are on the warpath tonight/today :D (y)

[sercomdj01]

Qdrop searching for a firery red head, who doesn't mind arguing but must always been wrong.
Qdrop has a charming sense of self importance coupled with a genious like resort to petty insults! He likes nothing better than to take long romantic arguments in the country side. His love of opera and fairy cakes is well known, and his lack of freinds makes cheating a unlikly prospect.


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If you like apes, and find arogance a turn on, why not try Qdrop! Under his drooping forhead lies a brain that just aches to be loved by the right girl. His nuckles may drag along the ground but his hairy arms are strong and will sweep you off your feet!
He likes playing sabuteo(tm), eating fairy cakes, dancing in confetti and long hours of romantic "owning" on his many website haunts.
Why not contact him? He will literally beat you into sexual oblivion.

[sercomdj01]

should I be insulted that I was mentioned in conjunction with these people..?


or flattered because for some reason I got a mention...? :confused:

I just liked using your name "underage girlie". I just picked people i could say things about. You should not be insulted.

[sercomdj01]

HEY QDROP YOU'VE GOT MAIL!

Hi! I have long since admired you sloping forhead and dragging knuckles. My frequent outburst of hate are only there to hide my undieing love - that runs like a hip hop river. I cannot come out as many will judge, and i allready have a child. But maybe we could meet up sometime and argue over a romantic candle lit turntable.Lots of love from your little fairy cake. xxxx

[mikizee]

should I be insulted that I was mentioned in conjunction with these people..?


or flattered because for some reason I got a mention...? :confused:

be glad u got a mention.

no one even knows me on here *sob*

[sercomdj01]

Hi! I'm mickill and i'm in search of a dashing modern hip hop artist that doesn't suck! You must be under 23 and able to go mainstream but still talk the talk!
Mickill loves the smell of a freshly made bed, and febreeze air freshners. He may come across a little sharp at times but in his heart he's everyones lovable uncle.

[sercomdj01]

Hi i'm mikizee and i'm just looking for someone to notice me.
Mikizee like cool summer breezes and sented condoms, and mikizee's number one dream is to be mentioned in a thread. Maybe you are the person to do this?

[mikizee]

Hi i'm mikizee and i'm just looking for someone to notice me.
Mikizee like cool summer breezes and sented condoms, and mikizee's number one dream is to be mentioned in a thread. Maybe you are the person to do this?


my lifelong dream has come true!!!

[sercomdj01]

Hi im sercomdj01 and insearch of a sheep to call my own! You must also have a love of popping up in threads of pompous self importance and stupidity.
Sercomdj01 is a charmless young man. His hair is ever reaching afro in which a whole manner of woodland creatures live. He is sented like a bad candle and walks in a strange way. Despite his name, he does infact have a forskin so no creepy people with a jew fetish please.

[Pres Zount]

Despite his name, he does infact have a forskin so no creepy people with a jew fetish please.
AdRockGrl will cry herself to sleep.

[sercomdj01]

Hi! I'm dropping science and i'm searching for a way to alphabetically, chronologically and genrelogically order my cd collection at the same time!
Dropping science is a young handsome canadian with a large collection of well ordered badges! He likes nothing better than to stare at his large unlistened to cd collection and dream of ways to displace it.

[Bitchamachacha]

(y)

This is funny stuff.

Good show!

[QueenAdrock]

Hi! I'm dropping science and i'm searching for a way to alphabetically, chronologically and genrelogically order my cd collection at the same time!
Dropping science is a young handsome canadian with a large collection of well ordered badges! He likes nothing better than to stare at his large unlistened to cd collection and dream of ways to displace it.

Sold! I'll take two.

[AdRockGRL]

weird!

[QueenAdrock]

Beautiful and hot? That's a winning combo!

[zorra_chiflada]

does she know you exist?

[zorra_chiflada]

cool

[zorra_chiflada]

did you do it with her?

[Kid Presentable]

Fair play to the thread-starter.

[P of R]

I like this thread. (y)

[paul jones]

He likes playing sabuteo(tm), .


SUBBUTEO

[sercomdj01]

SUBBUTEO

PAUL! will you ever forgive me? :(

[afronaut]

Do me.

[sercomdj01]

Do me.

Whoaaa steady on! You have to give a biog! You can't just go upto a girl you wanna date and say "do me"

[sercomdj01]

Hi i'm Afronaut and searching for about 10 girls to give a little respect and keep it real!
Afronaut is a gangster tripping home boy with a 8ft afro that the ladys just love to stroke! He likes to split his time between respecting and keeping it real. His main love is hiphop but he has a secret fetish for roasting marshmellows on 2 bar heaters.

[afronaut]

Thats how I roll.

[Bob]

Hi! I'm Afronaut and I fuck dogs!

[afronaut]

Thats how I roll.
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[mickill]

Hi! I'm afronaut and I'm a little teapot!

[HOTWIFE]

I feel left out:(

[sercomdj01]

Hi! I'm afronaut and I'm a little teapot!

Short and stout?

[sercomdj01]

I feel left out:(

Your allready a wife. Wait a minute, so are most people on dating list..

Hi! I'm a hot wife looking for a hot husband to have some fun with.
Hot wife is hot and when she's not been a wife she likes to collect german stamps, and growing hedges. She has a small criminal past, once been band from BBMB for quoting some porn. You must be sensitive and horny to put up with this wild animal!

[HOTWIFE]

Your allready a wife. Wait a minute, so are most people on dating list..

Hi! I'm a hot wife looking for a hot husband to have some fun with.
Hot wife is hot and when she's not been a wife she likes to collect german stamps, and growing hedges. She has a small criminal past, once been band from BBMB for quoting some porn. You must be sensitive and horny to put up with this wild animal!
I know a pity add when I see one. I'll take it!

[sercomdj01]

I know a pity add when I see one. I'll take it!

Awww! Every dating add is a pity add! hahaha!

[g-mile7]

Theres 2 girls, based and looks and convos, I would date.

[paul jones]

PAUL! will you ever forgive me? :(
yes of course.it's a hard word to spell(y)

[sercomdj01]

yes of course.it's a hard word to spell(y)

FEW!!!!!

[sercomdj01]

Theres 2 girls, based and looks and convos, I would date.

Am i one of them?

[sercomdj01]

Are you a crafty guy searching for a crafty girl? I'm looking for a crafty guy who isn't a complete tosser, which narrows it down..
MS Crafty is a crafty girl not adverse to a little bit of the wacky baccy. When not smoking she likes to knit jumpers for small albino children, and rear chickens in her london flat. As her partner you may never see her face as she is a woman of mystery!

[ToucanSpam]

What the fuck?

[chrisd]

a famous thinker / bum once said: looking at a girl is sex / standing within a meter of her is hardcore sex / dating must be rape then

[monkey]

yo d, i want one. gracias.

[b-grrrlie]

A month ago I would've been desperate, but I don't need one anymore! :D

[El Robot]

these are genius mate (y)