Attn:Auton

[Lex Diamonds]

Leave me alone. Your beats are shit and your insults lack punch. Do us all a favour and go and suck on a stopped bus' exhaust while the engine's running.

[The Notorious LOL]

thatd be a lot of work. Youd have to chase the bus and shit and whenever it started moving your mouth would probably fall off the tailpipe.

[Lex Diamonds]

Lie belly-down on a skateboard with both hands on the tailpipe like you're fellating a huge horse dick or something.

[TurdBerglar]

then it would stop and you would chip your tooth

[Lex Diamonds]

Wear a gumshield.

[TurdBerglar]

haha

gumshield

[The Notorious LOL]

I would think it would have been better to just suggest a bus thats running but parked. Or a furnace that produces high levels of carbon monoxide with a cracked heat exchanger. I dunno, I would edit your original post maybe. The whole "chase the bus down and also have a gum shield and skateboard" seems like it wouldnt work.

[Lex Diamonds]

I would think it would have been better to just suggest a bus thats running but parked. Or a furnace that produces high levels of carbon monoxide with a cracked heat exchanger. I dunno, I would edit your original post maybe. The whole "chase the bus down and also have a gum shield and skateboard" seems like it wouldnt work.
Alright, thanks for the tip man.

[g-mile7]

Ur wrong this. He is easily the best producer (most advanced) in our area from our age group. He has produced all 10 of my CDs. How good and confident am I in his arts? I have and will pay more then $2ooo over a year (3CD at an average of 15 tracks). He got me into rapping. I get annoyed bout paying my best friend but the (as shown on my soundclick) is amazing. And he is a gr8 rapper he is the main 1 I competed with early on 2 out shine with flows. I owe alot of the new music Im in2 to him. So no Pad no.

[Auton]

wait, can i be driving the bus? and then the bus explodes and my head gets blown off and gets crapped on by goats? i think that would be best.

[The Notorious LOL]

I was really rooting for the furnace with the cracked exchanger. Maybe its too anti-climactic.

[Lex Diamonds]

Ur wrong this. He is easily the best producer (most advanced) in our area from our age group. He has produced all 10 of my CDs. How good and confident am I in his arts? I have and will pay more then $2ooo over a year (3CD at an average of 15 tracks). He got me into rapping. I get annoyed bout paying my best friend but the (as shown on my soundclick) is amazing. And he is a gr8 rapper he is the main 1 I competed with early on 2 out shine with flows. I owe alot of the new music Im in2 to him. So no Pad no.
Personally I don't think he's too great. Sorry man but we all got our opinions, and I think he fades the vocals too much (part of the reason why some people don't get your flow) and over-produces, with too much echo and shit. I've got friends who make nicer beats on Reason in about an hour. Doesn't change the way I feel about your MCing but personally I think you could find better beats to rhyme over.

[Lex Diamonds]

wait, can i be driving the bus? and then the bus explodes and my head gets blown off and gets crapped on by goats? i think that would be best.
How about if the head blow off part happened and then like, a rottweiler with an unusually large dick came along and fucked you in the neck-hole (where your body used to be attached to) and then came so it filled up your head and oozed out your mouth?

[b i o n i c]

how would the jizz oozing up the neckhole out the mouth part happen with the head having been previously blown off? thats the real question here fellas

[Auton]

well maybe that happened BEFORE the bus blew up somehow.

[g-mile7]

I think he fades the vocals too much (part of the reason why some people don't get your flow) and over-produces, with too much strings. I've got friends who make nicer beats on Reason in about an hour. Doesn't change the way I feel about your MCing but personally I think you could find better beats to rhyme over.
1. name 5 songs he uses strings. 2. I have him mix my vocals so there heard since I do not rap loud. People got my flow man, if U recall they had trouble wit my sig

[Lex Diamonds]

If the head came off the body cleanly and they found the head, they just shove their dick in like it's a finger-puppet, but like a dick-puppet. It's obvious isn't it?

[The Notorious LOL]

what about the furnace? :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Maybe they could balance his head on the end of their dick and then, like, go and fuck the furnace using his disfigured head as a condom?

[g-mile7]

Even Ace said that he did a great mix job 2 one of my songs even when compressed 2 48kbs 2 play on his radio play list

[jackrock]

Or... just to make everybody happy, the exhaust pipe fucks him, he fucks the furnace (at the same time). Then after they're all done, he goes to light a cigarrete, and blows up because of the gases the exaust pipe pumped into him.

[Lex Diamonds]

Nah, not humiliating/disrespectful enough.

[b i o n i c]

ummm that actually was innappropriate. not cool man, not cool (n)

[Tzar]

haha

gumshield
HAHA!! i laughed twice as hard as you... gumshield, classic.

[Kid Presentable]

Auton's alright. He's a respectful gent who helped me see the error of my ways politely, and rationally. I want to get one of those cd's him and g-millsandboone made, though.

I can add it to Q's mix, and I should have one of cj hood's in the mail soon, too.

[g-mile7]

If Ur being sincre and wont flip on us a month later U can get one soon as I get money and the artwork and CD done

[Kid Presentable]

If Ur being sincre and wont flip on us a month later U can get one soon as I get money and the artwork and CD done
I won't flip man. I took advantage of the internet, never ever ever implied anything about anybody as a real person, just what is put forward on the boards. Like a giant Poke-ball on wheels, with protrusions. Some people's protrusions are boxing gloves, others are stereo speakers. At the moment mine are trumpets.

[Bob]

what if there's a furnace ON the bus?

oh! better idea! instead of a diesel engine, the bus has one of those coal furnaces. then there's two guys working in shifts, covered in soot, wearing overalls and speaking with cockney accents shoveling the coal into it whenever the bus needs to go faster. that would probably uh...do whatever it is we want it to do

[Auton]

who's providing this large-penised dog?

[g-mile7]

I won't flip man. I took advantage of the internet, never ever ever implied anything about anybody as a real person, just what is put forward on the boards. Like a giant Poke-ball on wheels, with protrusions. Some people's protrusions are boxing gloves, others are stereo speakers. At the moment mine are trumpets.
Ok.

[Bob]

who's providing this large-penised dog?

i dunno, maybe one of the cockney engine guys brought it to work with him

[g-mile7]

who's providing this large-penised dog?
Now Ur just promoting this weird behavior

[Kid Presentable]

Anyway, I think Auton should audition for a talent show, beatboxing while harmonising The Simpsons theme song. Padster, the surly British judge, should then deride his efforts.

Downtrodden, Auton will then make his way to the hardware shop to buy a wheelbarrow. While looking at the latest in barrow technology, Padster should drop down from the ceiling (upside down) and deride Auton's ability to operate said barrow.

Following a tearful exit from the hardware store, Auton would then seek refuge in his only simple pleasure in this world; feeding the ducks at the local pond. When he goes to throw some bread (yes, he carries bread around) into the pond, Padster should climb out of the pond in a Daffy Duck costume and say "ttthhhhhhthppppppptttt ffll f ff f ffffftthffuck you Auton!". Passing by, Bob would then point a rusty tail-pipe at padster, and a hilarious game of Wabbit Season/Duck Season would ensue. Because Auton was already wearing a rabbit suit. Fuck, you didn't realise? Keep up dickhead.

[g-mile7]

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/39.html

Download the video 4 a glimpse of where me and Auton live by

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubb_Rubb

[Dorothy Wood]

auton is foxy.

[b i o n i c]

he's half argentine ya know (i think)

[Auton]

yup.

and sarky's damn foxy too

[Lex Diamonds]

Anyway, I think Auton should audition for a talent show, beatboxing while harmonising The Simpsons theme song. Padster, the surly British judge, should then deride his efforts.

Downtrodden, Auton will then make his way to the hardware shop to buy a wheelbarrow. While looking at the latest in barrow technology, Padster should drop down from the ceiling (upside down) and deride Auton's ability to operate said barrow.

Following a tearful exit from the hardware store, Auton would then seek refuge in his only simple pleasure in this world; feeding the ducks at the local pond. When he goes to throw some bread (yes, he carries bread around) into the pond, Padster should climb out of the pond in a Daffy Duck costume and say "ttthhhhhhthppppppptttt ffll f ff f ffffftthffuck you Auton!". Passing by, Bob would then point a rusty tail-pipe at padster, and a hilarious game of Wabbit Season/Duck Season would ensue. Because Auton was already wearing a rabbit suit. Fuck, you didn't realise? Keep up dickhead.
Are you INSANE? That shit could never happen. I love the Simpsons.

[Lex Diamonds]

Auton was already wearing a rabbit suit. Fuck, you didn't realise? Keep up dickhead.
This is LOL. (y)