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scotty
08-29-2006, 07:38 PM
would you consider being told to go fuck yourself an insult?

Lex Diamonds
08-29-2006, 07:39 PM
No. I don't anyway, it's just a good excuse to have a bash. (y)

TurdBerglar
08-29-2006, 07:39 PM
i would probably already be doing it

scotty
08-29-2006, 07:46 PM
Could you knock yourself up? Or would you use protection?

TurdBerglar
08-29-2006, 07:47 PM
i would knock myself up and fuck whatever the hell it is i produced. that would be masturbation on a very grand scale

scotty
08-29-2006, 07:49 PM
i would knock myself up and fuck whatever the hell it is i produced. that would be masturbation on a very grand scale


KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

sumdummonkey
08-29-2006, 11:23 PM
I was going to comment, but this is too easy. The joke writes itself.

Kid Presentable
08-29-2006, 11:51 PM
Let's think though; is your knob above or below you vagina? Because you'd have to do a fair amount of bending if it were the former.

zorra_chiflada
08-29-2006, 11:54 PM
this doesn't even really happen in real life. the closest you get to a true hermaphrodite is a person with both ovaries and testicles. there's no folks with a full grown penis and a fully operating vagina.

Dorothy Wood
08-29-2006, 11:55 PM
this doesn't even really happen in real life. the closest you get to a true hermaphrodite is a person with both ovaries and testicles. there's no folks with a full grown penis and a fully operating vagina.

borrring.

Kid Presentable
08-29-2006, 11:56 PM
this doesn't even really happen in real life. the closest you get to a true hermaphrodite is a person with both ovaries and testicles. there's no folks with a full grown penis and a fully operating vagina.
Not with that attitude.

SobaViolence
08-30-2006, 11:03 AM
God, Schmod

i want my monkey man!