If you were a hermaphrodite

[scotty]

would you consider being told to go fuck yourself an insult?

[Lex Diamonds]

No. I don't anyway, it's just a good excuse to have a bash. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

i would probably already be doing it

[scotty]

Could you knock yourself up? Or would you use protection?

[TurdBerglar]

i would knock myself up and fuck whatever the hell it is i produced. that would be masturbation on a very grand scale

[scotty]

i would knock myself up and fuck whatever the hell it is i produced. that would be masturbation on a very grand scale


KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

[sumdummonkey]

I was going to comment, but this is too easy. The joke writes itself.

[Kid Presentable]

Let's think though; is your knob above or below you vagina? Because you'd have to do a fair amount of bending if it were the former.

[zorra_chiflada]

this doesn't even really happen in real life. the closest you get to a true hermaphrodite is a person with both ovaries and testicles. there's no folks with a full grown penis and a fully operating vagina.

[Dorothy Wood]

this doesn't even really happen in real life. the closest you get to a true hermaphrodite is a person with both ovaries and testicles. there's no folks with a full grown penis and a fully operating vagina.

borrring.

[Kid Presentable]

this doesn't even really happen in real life. the closest you get to a true hermaphrodite is a person with both ovaries and testicles. there's no folks with a full grown penis and a fully operating vagina.
Not with that attitude.

[SobaViolence]

God, Schmod

i want my monkey man!