This has to be the strangest endorsement for a business EVER!!!

[Tone Capone]

I was just googling clubs in Nottingham and there was this review for a spot called "Rock City". I don't think I would have went there in the first place but, this review sealed the deal...



"Rock City *hands down!* - amazing place, and there's NEVER EVER EVER any trouble there. However, I was unfortunate and got stabbed with a fucking syringe. BUT I SWEAR THERE'S NEVER ANY PROBLEMS THERE INVOLVING DRUGS, VIOLENCE, ABUSE etc etc. Even ask the police, I'm telling the truth!!!! "

http://www.knowhere.co.uk/197_goingout.html

[Nivvie]

Nottingham is horrible. That is all total lie. Rock City is pointless and full girls with very big and silly shoes.

Nottingham has the highest gun-crime numbers of the UK, and the Queens Med A&E sees more serious wounds than anywhere else in Europe.

People that post on Knowhere are generally students, and therefore not to be believed.

[Tone Capone]

Nottingham is horrible. That is all total lie. Rock City is pointless and full girls with very big and silly shoes.

Nottingham has the highest gun-crime numbers of the UK, and the Queens Med A&E sees more serious wounds than anywhere else in Europe.

People that post on Knowhere are generally students, and therefore not to be believed.

Nottingham rocks! I went a few weeks ago for the weekend and had a BLAST!

I'm not too afraid of Europeans with guns. It can't be worse than any gun violence in California so I ain't worried about an English college town full of hot chicks. All I know is Nottingham has a lot of good looking women and the city is a nice place... besides, Robin Hood!!!!

I don't think I'll end up at Rock City but, I thought the review was kinda funny.

[Nivvie]

Many of the gun carriers are Russian mob, an so still scary, but yes, Robin Hood, very nice, I hopped over the fence and nicked one of the Major Oaks acorns once, and grew a baby oak.