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befsquire
08-30-2006, 11:57 AM
the dr and i had our interview with the USCIS to answer questions regarding his paperwork to stay in the country.

we had to bring shit to prove we're a real couple, like photos, and anything else we could to prove that he lives with me. unfortunately, he isn't on the lease and my landlord is a slacker and hasn't given me a new lease yet; that was kind of a sticky issue for the interviewer.

we had some other weird things happen, but hopefully it will all work out. she ended the interview and i hadn't even showed her photos yet. so i said "don't you want to see our photos?" and she said "oh no, honey, i believe you're a couple." i guess she believed us because i corrected him a few times, we finished each other's sentences, etc.
mickill
08-30-2006, 12:10 PM
i guess she believed us because i corrected him a few times, we finished each other's sentences, etc.
Orrrrr...maybe they've been stealing your laundry and examining it for DNA evidence of copulation between the two of you.
befsquire
08-30-2006, 12:19 PM
they'd need to examine my tits for evidence of semen. the laundry stealing may just be to make sure that we really do our laundry together, like normal married couples.

brilliant, mickill. i'd have never put it together.
mickill
08-30-2006, 12:24 PM
I'm a lateral thinker s'all.
Echewta
08-30-2006, 12:35 PM
Did Dr. Deaf have to sing "I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free?"
befsquire
08-30-2006, 12:36 PM
no, but he did have to pledge allegiance to our flag.

and she asked him if he had plans to overthrow the government. he said no, he's just not that ambitious.
Echewta
08-30-2006, 01:06 PM
They ask that? haha, Homeland Security at its finest!

His answer was appropriate. I would have said "Its really not worth it."
befsquire
08-30-2006, 01:14 PM
yes, they really asked that. it's part of a q&a off of a sheet that he had already marked "no" on, but they ask anyway. and after he said no, she checked the already marked "no" box with a red pen to confirm he still answered no. and of course that answer was the truth, because we swore to answer all questions truthfully before we sat down.

they also asked him if he intends to engage in espionage, whether he's ever been a prostitute or procured anyone for prostitution, whether he's involved in illegal gambling, helped someone illegally enter the u.s., and trafficked in illegal drugs.
The Notorious LOL
08-30-2006, 01:17 PM
they'd need to examine my tits for evidence of semen.



this wasnt necessary.
b i o n i c
08-30-2006, 01:18 PM
completely innappropriate
The Notorious LOL
08-30-2006, 01:19 PM
theres kids who post here! people of the church and kids!
na§tee
08-30-2006, 01:23 PM
i could pretend to be your over-sized 23 year old child born in amerikkka, raised in america, bred in america, if it would help you out. yup!
The Notorious LOL
08-30-2006, 01:27 PM
that wouldnt help anything. Youd start talking in that funny moon man accent you scottish types have.
mickill
08-30-2006, 01:36 PM
Yeah, and you'd probably start rambling on and on about yer wee pot of gold, U2, pink hearts, yellow moons and green clovers, etc.
The Notorious LOL
08-30-2006, 01:41 PM
shed be all "ehs fawkin shite bein' sco'ish!"
na§tee
08-30-2006, 01:46 PM
oh totally, i'd be hoarding loads of irish potatoes soaked in jamieson's irish whisky and eating irish soda bread. just so the fucking irish don't get anything, you understand! while wearing this (http://im.edirectory.ie/p/10032/i/irishop184633561660.gif), too.
mickill
08-30-2006, 01:46 PM
No doubt. Talkin bout' "Shawll I poot s'murh shreeemp on thar bahbay!?"
na§tee
08-30-2006, 01:48 PM
yeah, that colony too.
actually, i've changed my mind. i would wear this (http://www.3wishes.com/images/leprachan-wf.jpg).
The Notorious LOL
08-30-2006, 01:48 PM
on some "g'day mate" riding in a kangaroo pouch shit with a big ass Paul Hogan hat.
mickill
08-30-2006, 01:52 PM
With some big ass blade talkin bout, "That's not a noif, that's a noif".
The Notorious LOL
08-30-2006, 01:56 PM
eating a vegemite sammich and listening to AC/DC
mickill
08-30-2006, 02:01 PM
Blowing little darts around the room, playing her didgeridoo...
na§tee
08-30-2006, 02:02 PM
.. back to the haggis, rabbie burns, buckfast, and chips & cheese, guys, come on!
edit: someone so has to illustrate this.
Yorkshire~Rose
08-30-2006, 02:53 PM
the dr and i had our interview with the USCIS to answer questions regarding his paperwork to stay in the country.


Oooh it's like Green Card! Did they ask him what face cream you used and he got it wrong so he had to go back to his own country? Or not.... :D

EDIT: Ahhh Nastee...chips and cheese! Have you ever had this sober? Not a pleasant experience, at least not from our local kebab establishment.
befsquire
08-30-2006, 03:47 PM
i was hoping they'd ask stuff like that, but they didn't. :( i even tried to prep him on the way by quizzing him as to when we last had sex, when before that, etc. my friends at work helped out by asking me what sort of hair product he uses.

no fun questions at all. :mad:

anyway, you're right that this is for a green card, of sorts. it's to be a conditional lawful permanent resident, and after 2 years the conditions are removed, and then he'd be a lawful permanent resident (green card).
DipDipDive
08-30-2006, 06:29 PM
This reminds me of that shitty movie with Gerard Depardieu and his weird nose.

Christ, I fucking hate Andie McDowell.