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ericlee
08-30-2006, 06:48 PM
I don't know why I'm sharing this with ya'll but I had to stop, drop, and laugh about this one.

I was walking with my wife and she was looking at my crotch and she just stopped and said, "Lao Gong, I couldn't stop to be quite about it anymore but, you've been really protruding from your pants lately".

I was like, "hmmmhahaha, you know it baby". I mean, what else can I say?

I buy pants that are 2 sizes larger just for this reason and now it's looking like I'll have to shop in the "husky" department.
ericlee
08-30-2006, 07:06 PM
Cmo'n people, this is a thread about my crotch. Let's see some posts. There's plenty to talk about.
Waus
08-30-2006, 08:47 PM
I wonder if there's a measurable placebo effect from penis-growth pills.
HOTWIFE
08-30-2006, 08:51 PM
I read your first post and thought you were talking about your gut:confused: but I may have had a tad too much wine:o
Otis Driftwood
08-31-2006, 03:42 AM
Actually, no gut, no crotch glory. It's like compressed air for my jackhammer, get it? :D
fraserallison
08-31-2006, 03:45 AM
I don't know why I'm sharing this with ya'll but I had to stop, drop, and laugh about this one.

I was walking with my wife and she was looking at my crotch and she just stopped and said, "Lao Gong, I couldn't stop to be quite about it anymore but, you've been really protruding from your pants lately".

I was like, "hmmmhahaha, you know it baby". I mean, what else can I say?

I buy pants that are 2 sizes larger just for this reason and now it's looking like I'll have to shop in the "husky" department.

what a sad fuck you are
Nivvie
08-31-2006, 04:17 AM
I read your first post and thought you were talking about your gut:confused: but I may have had a tad too much wine:o

So did I. I think it was the mention of the word 'husky'.

Has it occured to you that the rest of your body is shrinking with age, just making it all seem bigger?
Tzar
08-31-2006, 04:33 AM
what's lao gong mean? "oh shit"?
Lex Diamonds
08-31-2006, 07:36 AM
what's lao gong mean? "oh shit"?
It means "OI CUNT".
ericlee
08-31-2006, 07:52 AM
what a sad fuck you are

Ok mr. jealousy. I've got a hot wife. One that has taken time to notice that I've got a big crotch. So I'm sad fuck? No son, you're the sad fuck reading my shit and writing tales of sorrow, you sad fuck you.
ericlee
08-31-2006, 07:54 AM
And Lao Gong means husband. In most cases, it could mean Oh Shit.
fraserallison
08-31-2006, 07:57 AM
Ok mr. jealousy. I've got a hot wife. One that has taken time to notice that I've got a big crotch. So I'm sad fuck? No son, you're the sad fuck reading my shit and writing tales of sorrow, you sad fuck you.

yeah sure she is hot you twat. what sort of sad fuck writes that
ericlee
08-31-2006, 08:02 AM
yeah sure she is hot you twat. what sort of sad fuck writes that

What sort of sad fuck takes time to cry in a thread and display it for everyone?
fraserallison
08-31-2006, 08:03 AM
yes i am a sad fuck. you know me well! Well done. why dont you stick that in your journal you hyped up little shit
ericlee
08-31-2006, 08:08 AM
you know, fred. You've managed to get my big crotch to be stricken by rigor mortis. It's dead now and I've got to go bury it. Feel proud man, you post some exciting stuff.

Mind if I call Fred while I'm in the ceremony?
zorra_chiflada
08-31-2006, 08:10 AM
hey now, easy there fraserallison.
ericlee
08-31-2006, 08:18 AM
hey now, easy there fraserallison.

it's ok. I've realised that i've made a thread about my penis. His posts are just penis envy posts.

I think he drinks with his pinky extended in order to properly display his penis.
TAL
08-31-2006, 08:20 AM
You've managed to get my big crotch to be stricken by rigor mortis.
He made you hard?
ericlee
08-31-2006, 08:25 AM
He made you hard?

Sorry buddy, i can't help it. I've been in the army for 8 years and "don't ask, don't tell" was the original motto before "an army of one" took over.
fraserallison
08-31-2006, 09:37 AM
what a crock of shit you talk batty boy.
zorra_chiflada
08-31-2006, 09:38 AM
well jeez
beastiegirrl101
08-31-2006, 09:39 AM
so did you find the nearest bathroom and do it?
fraserallison
08-31-2006, 09:47 AM
exqueeze me? a baking powder?
marsdaddy
08-31-2006, 10:26 AM
Noses and ears keep growing, normally.

You may have a problem.
Rancid_Beasties
08-31-2006, 10:32 AM
Its ironic that this thread is right next to the organ donation thread. Are you sure you didnt get surgery to attach a dead pornstars penis?
miss soul fire
08-31-2006, 10:32 AM
Noses and ears keep growing, normally.

You may have a problem.
Yes. And that's pretty serious.
Freebasser
08-31-2006, 10:49 AM
what a sad fuck you are

You want humour 101. It's the first room on your left.
beastiegirrl101
08-31-2006, 11:39 AM
Noses and ears keep growing, normally.

unless you have any type of cosmetic surgery.


that's why you see old men with huge ears and big ole red tipped noses.