no joke

[yooooo]

I forgot the birthday of my mother.

I'm such a clumsy fellow i forget EVERYTHING i had to convince her many times i dont smoke weed, well.... regularly

i also dont know what i ate yesterday

[Lex Diamonds]

One of my chaps smoked hella weed last night and woke up at 12pm this afternoon to a call from his father asking why he wasn't at his mother's birthday lunch. Woops!

[AdRockGRL]

It happened to me to miss a "Xmass lunch" 3 years ago because I went to the disco with some friends, and I returned home like at....8AM...and I said to my mom (with wide open eyes and blank lips) "Ok...i'll take a nap before goin'...." but I woke up at 10PM of the same day....so....I missed the most important family-meeting in the year....and I have my telephone switced off