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monkey
08-31-2006, 01:18 PM
my mom forwarded me this little gem (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/moonstar85/ATT00000.jpg). of course, im practicing all those accordingly.
b i o n i c
08-31-2006, 01:23 PM
yes i am

im getting that blown up and framed
Nivvie
08-31-2006, 01:26 PM
I do his tax return, what more can a man want in a wife?

Although, I'm sure he'd like me to 'be a little gay' as the article suggests.
monkey
08-31-2006, 01:28 PM
yes i am

im getting that blown up and framed

oh fantastic! keep your woman in check.
b i o n i c
08-31-2006, 01:30 PM
no not really
skra75
08-31-2006, 01:30 PM
holy crap this is funny. I think things are still like this in Japan. I have to remember all of this so I can be a good wife someday.
Rock
08-31-2006, 01:37 PM
My friends parents have this up in their kitchen. He even highlighted certain parts. It made me do one of these "HAHAHA" and then I realized it wasn't really THAT funny.
monkey
08-31-2006, 01:38 PM
oh come on, rock. you know you'd LOVE it if your wife followed all those rules.
b i o n i c
08-31-2006, 01:53 PM
maybe if she really really wanted to...



but seriously, i'd do half that shit for a girl myself, why not the reciprocal
Rock
08-31-2006, 02:01 PM
oh come on, rock. you know you'd LOVE it if your wife followed all those rules.
all of them....no. but the clutter thing and the taking off my shoes bit I can totally get down with. Especially if they were followed by a steak and bj.
beastieangel01
08-31-2006, 02:11 PM
kind of reminds me of when I read this other gem (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html)
Rock
08-31-2006, 02:13 PM
kind of reminds me of when I read this other gem (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html)
Now THAT is what I would LOVE.
QueenAdrock
08-31-2006, 02:25 PM
"Now ladies, don't forget your place. He owns you, and you are his property, and he will treat you as such."

BLAH HAHAHAHAHA! (y)
HOTWIFE
08-31-2006, 02:38 PM
I printed it out, framed it then threw up on it then made my husband clean it up. I feel better now.
SobaViolence
08-31-2006, 04:21 PM
yay feminism!
cookiepuss
08-31-2006, 04:39 PM
the part about having no right to question him even if he stays out all night....

I suppose that means he has a right to cheat and if he does it's probably because you didn't straighten up the house, have his dinner waiting for him or take off his shoes for him.


I would have been the worst 50's house wife EVER.
zorra_chiflada
08-31-2006, 04:53 PM
hey cool, i needed some tips about being a good wife and a proper lady in general. thanks pauli!
monkey
08-31-2006, 04:55 PM
hey cool, i needed some tips about being a good wife and a proper lady in general. thanks pauli!

no no, thank my mother who tries to make us all proper.
AdRockGRL
08-31-2006, 06:57 PM
Well....I think that if my housband would ask me to take off his shoes...I'd laugh and answer "Man...i'm too young to die!"
and anyway...this "rules" makes me happy to be "a woman" in this years
Kid Presentable
08-31-2006, 07:02 PM
I'm listening to Hollaback Girl everytime I read that. Quite the juxtaposition.
Kid Presentable
08-31-2006, 07:06 PM
kind of reminds me of when I read this other gem (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html)
and London Bridge while I read this one.