Rules for eating a Coconut Cream Pie

[bilbo]

1) Do not take a slice larger than what you are willing to eat

2) Share the goodness

3) Do not discuss other cream pies whilst eating...this is especially true of banana.

4) Do not interrupt me while I'm consuming Coconut Cream Pie, lest I stab you in the eye.

5) Enjoy

[D_Raay]

Bilbo!!! Nice to see you back:)

[Tone Capone]

I thought he died of old age since he disappeared pretty abruptly... and because he's so old.

[chrisd]

as debated in THE FREAKIN SENATE!

[bilbo]

Similar(yet different) guidelines can be utilized whereas relating to the feeding of chimpanzees.
Regional variances may apply.

[chrisd]

finally someone's politicizing

[Pres Zount]

Don't share the goodness.

Eat as much as possible.