sex is like an F.A. cup tie with a lower league side.

[Planetary]

you get in, do the job and get out.

[chrisd]

how do you do the job, if you're already in?

[yooooo]

cheats out!

[Planetary]

how do you do the job, if you're already in?

the job = cumming

[chrisd]

ok thanks, no wonder i ain't makin much whoopy these days

[Teh]

The punchline was majorly anti-climatical i'm afraid.

[Planetary]

The punchline was majorly anti-climatical i'm afraid.

what punchline. its not a joke.

[Teh]

at least not anymore!

[Planetary]

at least not anymore!

why don't you just fuck off. you've been irritating me for ages with your pretentious wanker posts. suck my dick.

[Teh]

What, all 2 of them? Get over yourself man.

[Planetary]

no, all over the board. get over myself? i think you're the one who needs to.

[Teh]

None of my posts are that pretentious. It's not like i'm the only person on here who decides not to like someone once in a while! Totally different thing.

[Teh]

Incidentally... (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pretentious&x=0&y=0)

[TAL]

Oooh, dictionary.com has a new layout. But Teh, you shouldn't post facts like that, he doesn't like it.

[Planetary]

you can suck my balls too tal.

[Beckalina]

I feel sorry for the lower league side.

[Drederick Tatum]

yeah, with that kind of policy no wonder you never get laid.

[Planetary]

how would you know you smelly cock-tongued hippie

[Lex Diamonds]

Ohhhh, he took it there!

I don't see why you call him a hippie just cuz he got long greasy hair and big glasses though. :(

[TAL]

you can suck my balls too tal.
You really seem interested in having men suck on your genitals. I'm sorry, but I'm not into that.

[Planetary]

i just thought i'd give you the opportunity. you know, you seem pretty desperate.

[Beckalina]

I think planetary is an aggresive drunk

[Drederick Tatum]

how would you know you smelly cock-tongued hippie

you're the one with the awesome weed avatar, d00d.

[Planetary]

it's an album cover, or atleast the most part of one.

[b i o n i c]

all this fighting, its all teh's avatar in here and shit. peeps need to take planetarys avatar, break it up, smoke it, jump around like beckelinas avatar. listen to some padster avatar and watch dt's horizon avatar.. .

[Beckalina]

what about TAL's avatar?

[b i o n i c]

youre the only woman in here. you can do what you want with it

[Beckalina]

erm, I think I'll paint it green :D yay!

[zorra_chiflada]

planetary, have you even had sex yet?

[Planetary]

aye

[zorra_chiflada]

you're lying

[Planetary]

haha beleive what you want, i don't really care.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's funny how everyone on this board thinks they are cooler than all the others and everyone else is smelly virginal nerds.

Although I am by far the coolest here and get much more ass than any of you dweebs.

[Drederick Tatum]

you live with your mum.

[Bob]

It's funny how everyone on this board thinks they are cooler than all the others and everyone else is smelly virginal nerds.

uhh

[Lex Diamonds]

So what, it means I don't have to pay rent. Or wash shit. Or pay for food. Plus she's always at work/abroad for work so I can do whatever.

Yeah, it's actually pretty damn good.

[Lex Diamonds]

uhh
You're not smelly or a nerd. Well I don't know about smelly, and I've never actually met you so I don't know about nerd. But hey, at least you slept with someone on New Years'. (y)

[Lyman Zerga]

teh and planet are like twins

it's kinda like planet is trying to have a fight with his own mirror reflection

somehow cute but also oh wait my mum just called me for dinner

later

[Lex Diamonds]

It's funny how everyone on this board thinks they are cooler than all the others
Yeh.

[Bob]

You're not smelly or a nerd. Well I don't know about smelly, and I've never actually met you so I don't know about nerd. But hey, at least you slept with someone on New Years'. (y)

haha

i am a nerd though but i'm pretty much ok with that at this point in my life. i've seen nerds that do ok.

i don't smell though! i do smell quite nice. it's this new body wash i've been using it's very pleasant.

i've slept with girls before, in the most literal sense of the word (ok one girl, but twice!). and i've definitely screwed up opportunities where i most likely would have gotten laid, so in a parallel universe somewhere, i'm probably doing pretty well for myself. yeah i'll buy that, yeah

[icy manipulator]

.

Although I am by far the coolest here and get much more ass than any of you dweebs.
well, you do seem to be spending a hell of a lot of time on here for someone thats getting shitloads of minge

[Bob]

i've slept with girls before, in the most literal sense of the word (ok one girl, but twice!).

on a related note, here is that girl's current away message


"I fucking hate you
Every bone in my body will ache
`Till I destroy everything you love
And fill your life with their pain....
All their anguish, all their pain
All their nightmare, all their misery
It's all coming back to haunt you
Your time is up and you've no where to hide....

my fists are swelling to the size of my head......damn plaster walls"


i think i broke her head :(

i doubt highly that that has anything to do with me, i haven't talked to her in years. weird though. i guess that's my type?

[Lex Diamonds]

Looks like you had a lucky escape, mate. (y)

[icy manipulator]

time to chav up this thread like any old chavski would do. biatches

[Lex Diamonds]

Oi pussy'ole! What yu got for me blud? Run yur pockets, now. Why yu gettin loud bruv?