How come it isn't till you've put a knife in your thumb....

[Caribou]

that you realise how much you actually use it.

Really, fingers are good and all that, but they're rubbish if you can't grab stuff with your thumbs. Ouch.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

How come you dont learn unless you do it twice? Or maybe that's just me.. I've put staples in my thumb twice. (y)

[Caribou]

Yeah, that's pretty stupid. :p

How do you staple your own thumb anyway? Do you mean with an electric stapler because in that case I can sortof see where you went wrong.
It's the reason I hardly ever use sharp electrical appliances.

[Beckalina]

all you had to do to realise that your thumb is in fact useful was to imagine yourself as a dog, innit.

[Caribou]

Yeah but I didn't imagine myself as a dog because I ain't that kinky and I didn't know the whole thumbcutting business was gonna happen, did I. If I knew it was gonna happen, I would've removed my thumb and it wouldn't 've happened afterall.

Oh actually, a thought just struck me...
I AM that kinky. Woof woof!

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Um, i was kinda playing around with a stapler, and for some reason, I had my thumb on the part that actually stapled, I think it was because I was trying to fix it or something, and I pressed down and yeah, right into my thumb, twice. It sucked. At first I didnt realize what I did, until I felt the sting a little bit later, and then I looked at it and the first thought that came to my head was "SWEET!!" and then It started to hurt..

Guess I am kinda stupid. Oh well. :rolleyes: