Oh man I had the best sandwich today

[Lex Diamonds]

It was so nice I came my pants after the first bite. I had to wait 4 hours in between eating the first and second halves of it, it filled me up so good.

Damn I wish I could have that sandwich again without the effort of making it.

[Lex Diamonds]

Damn I wish I could have that sandwich again without the effort of making it.
First person to make a joke about me puking/shitting it then eating it gets a slap.

[Bob]

well, what was in it?

[Caribou]

Yeah I'm curious now! If it was so great you spunked your pants, I want to have one too!

[Lex Diamonds]

Oh shit dude, what wasn't in it? OK first of all it had 3 pieces of bread, was a double decker. Then it was mayonnaise on the lower slice, then cheddar cheese then Branston pickle then cucumber then lettuce then mayonnaise on the bread then mustard on the other side of the bread then some nice ham then some lettuce and tomato and then mayonnaise on the bottom of the top slice of bread. Sounds simple but it was like 6 inches high and tasted better than life itself.

[zippo]

hmm, funny how were all so different, i have all these ingredients in my house right now and i never wouldve considered it something so great, whats so great about, basically, ham, cheese, lettuce, pickles, mayo? a scrambled egg even sounds better, that is, if were comparing basic ingredients that are usually around the house. your sandwich? not so great.

[ggirlballa]

a great sandwhich & u didn't share?..........

[mikizee]

whats this fucking fascination with this board and sandwiches? and why do people spell it sammich? a sammich, its clearly not.

say it with me now.


saaaaanndwiiiich.

[befsquire]

i had an awesome peanut butter, banana and chocolate syrup sandwich 2 days ago.

[ggirlballa]

a good sandwhich can put you in the right mood yaddamean?

i haven't had a really good sandwhich in a while tho

[mikizee]

i had an awesome peanut butter, banana and chocolate syrup sandwich 2 days ago.

hmm that does actually sound quite good.

[Planetary]

hmm, funny how were all so different, i have all these ingredients in my house right now and i never wouldve considered it something so great, whats so great about, basically, ham, cheese, lettuce, pickles, mayo? a scrambled egg even sounds better, that is, if were comparing basic ingredients that are usually around the house. your sandwich? not so great.
it's not the ingredients, it's what you do with them...

[Lyman Zerga]

i had an awesome peanut butter, banana and chocolate syrup sandwich 2 days ago.


*cums*

[Schmeltz]

Tonight we catered for a wedding and the party didn't eat one of the hundred-dollar prime rib sides they paid for. Translation: hundred-dollar prime rib on toasted kaiser bun with garlic chipotle mayo, medium aged cheddar cheese, fresh tomato, romaine, alfalfa sprouts, gravy, and bacon, all for free.

I kicked your pussy sandwich's ass.

[Lex Diamonds]

it's not the ingredients, it's what you do with them...
That's what I'm talkin bout.