to the melody of the bodyguard by paul simon:

[chrisd]

if look like scarlett, i can be your josh hartschwanz

[paul jones]

I heard a fact on Paul Simon the other day

the funny bass bit solo thing on 'You Can Call Me Al' was a gift to Paul Simon's bass player session man from Paul-to the bass player...as it was the bass player's birthday

What a nice half of Simon & Garfunkel he is(y)