showers and lightning

[monkey]

so i read a very credible article (and ive heard a million times) that said youre not supposed to take a shower when theres an electrical storm. so today is supposed to be an all-day-electrical storm party. so do i stay dirty or risk it? what would jesus do? or, more importantly, what would freebasser do? either answer will suffice.

[jabumbo]

you're always dirty, so i don't think it matters

[monkey]

i am a filthy SOB. but my hair is dirty. i dont like dirty hair.

[paul jones]

I'm gonna have some toast with Vegimite on it!(y)

[TurdBerglar]

if you live in a highrise don't sit on the drain. if you do and someone else, say from the top floor, flushed some water down, the speed of the water will cause a vacum as it passes and will suck your intestines out from your ass.

[Otis Driftwood]

if you live in a highrise don't sit on the drain. if you do and someone else, say from the top floor, flushed some water down, the speed of the water will cause a vacum as it passes and will suck your intestines out from your ass.
Those people are called turd berglars!