sipping a strawberry smoothie through a straw and looking through underwear...

[TurdBerglar]

in the clearance bin really makes you feel like less of a dude. good thing i had sabbath pumping through my headphones to counteract.

what are some things you have done to make you feel less of the sex that you are?

[yooooo]

i was nice to my brother and felt like a girl,

i punched him at once after i thought that

[skra75]

wait wait wait wait - you're a guy? wtf? I thought you were a chick. fuck.:o

[zorra_chiflada]

um, how about my whole life.

[jabumbo]

lol


zorra's a dude

[zorra_chiflada]

hil-fuckin-arious

[iceygirl]

does turd have a girlfriend now?

changing lightbulbs makes me feel a little dude like i guess

[jabumbo]

when i drink mint juleps on the patio with my summer dress on

[jackrock]

When I get my period.

[skra75]

yeah, I was thrown off by the Pony. Now I feel gay, I sort of made a pass at her, um him on the car thread. I'm really fucking embarrased now. Boy, good thing that didn't pan out though - it would have been very very awkward in person.

I need a stiff drink, a punch in the face, and some big fake Charlie-scented titties being brushed in my face, right away.

[TurdBerglar]

you made a fucking pass at me in the car thread? what the fuck

[skra75]

yeah, sorry. I thought you were a girl, and it was a lame pass too. I'm really sorry. It's that fucking avatar man, it threw me off. fuck.

[zorra_chiflada]

hahaa

[TurdBerglar]

jesus fuck


of all the people this board. the fucking irony


where is this thread where you made this pass?

[skra75]

it was in sureshots, and is deleted now bc it was 4 pages old. too bad, I would have loved to have read it again

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1269925&postcount=75



dude


my asshole clenched

[zorra_chiflada]

homophobe

[Bob]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

[milleson]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
indeed

[Dorothy Wood]

LOLx100000

[ET]

First the Bob Seger... now THIS!!!!

DOWNGRADE

[skra75]

omfg :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[ET]

It's okay... just go to the titties/ass threads in Sure Shots and do something like "OMG I JUS SKEETD LOL:eek: :o (y) ". You will redeem 15+ HP (hetero points).